CVs - Pls ensure KUNAL- Keeps his Pants on!

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Posted: 12 years ago
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KUNAL YOUR WAIT FOR SIDDHI FOR 9 YEARS MUST BE MEANINGFUL .

Yesterday had a good laugh but now that Kunal has invited Richa to his office and dinner, I don't find this the least bit funny at all.. This is serious and danger moment not only for Kunal but all parichay fans.

Its a fact, that Richa being Richa has lusted after kunal for almost a quarter of a century without any success of attaining physical possession of Kunal. But now the scene has changed. Kunal has made a big mistake in inviting the lusty Richa so as to keep Siddhi away from his son, so the poor chap thinks.

Knowing Rich, no way in hell, will she just settle for a meal with Kunal. The meals are just appetisers for her. KUNAL will be her main course.!

Kunal, the only way you can protect yourself, is to adhere to this D.I.Y easy to follow Modesty safety procedures when you are with Richa.

Check list for Kunal

  • Keep your pants on at all time when you are with Richa
  • Wear button fly pants instead of YKK zipper pants or both still buy one with both type of secured fastners. Security and safety is of the highest priority!
  • Wear as many boxer shorts as possible under your pants with more complicated buttons.
  • Take care of protection. Better to be safe than sorry
  • Wear a belt and padlock it with a secret code that even you don't know.
  • Do not keep any sharp objects such as knifes and scissors near you for Richa might use them to tear, cut the clothes away as she cannot resist temptations.
  • Do not apply any deodorant . Go smelly with body odour.
  • Always meet Richa in crowded places, if possible go for street food ( no fine dining). Do not sit at dark corners .
  • Carry pepper chilli spray
  • Eat lot of garlic before the dinner
  • Do not let her order any food
  • Do not share her food
  • Drink only Mineral water ( make sure you drink directly from the bottle and the cap is not broken when served)
  • NEVER EVER LET HER FEED YOU anything. She is infamous for spiking and drugging her victims.( you have been there once and Siddhi had to bear the consequences by giving birth to the twins which you are still unaware of till now)
  • No clubbing, break dancing, moon walking, slow dancing, pole dancing, dancing on bar tops or whatsoever type of dancing. If need to dance, stand at least two metres apart from each other but nearest to a fire exit door for quick escape if Richa is on raging hormonal fire.
  • Go home first by hopping into a cab after dinner. This gives you enough headstart to reach your home in case she beats you to it in her car.
  • Tell your parents to wait for you at the door
  • Once in, quickly lock the door and get ready for bed
  • But as a safety precaution, just check your bedroom if she's hiding on the bed, under the bed, below the covers and just look up to see if she's attached to the ceiling or hanging from the ceiling. (you'll never know)
  • Keep checking all possible storage rooms, don't leave room for any negligence. be alert ...
  • Your safety of modesty is the most important or your 9 years wait for Siddhi would be meaningless!
  • Dont' disappoint us KUNAL ( this is actually for you)
  • Last but not least. Sleep fully clothed at all times! Shirts, pants, undergarments, shoes.

CVs, if you think this is funny, then you are sadly mistaken for we are very serious. There's no way, we will take any crapfest from you by showing Kunal up, close and personal being lovey dovey, running his hand over her body at 24/7 at any time or vice versa. Absolutely no physical contact between KUNAL and Richa ever in this lifetime.

I didn't wait 9 years to be foisted, force fed to see this disgusting stuff. I am watching the show on TV for Kunal and Sinal . So be happy l and make sure that Richa is exposed by KUNAL.

POINT OF CLARIFICATION

Ok exposed here means, unravel the truth. Not Kunal exposing Richa by taking off her clothes. ! CVs don't try to be kinky here. Just to be sure so that CVs you don't get your wires crossed and expose what we don't want.

We care about our beloved Kunal even if you don't. Dont hurt or harm him by making him do stupid things once again! We had enough of it and have no intention to watch this track if you have any plans to do so. You can forget it and shove it to one side.

The only reason I am back to watching Kunal and Richa nonsense, is the hope that Kunal will unravel the truth of Richa's deal, scam, schemes , whatever nonsense she had with Rohit murder

Time to exit Richa with her modesty intact and ensure Kunal's and family safety is intact as well. Dont even think about playing with us just because we had a good laugh at Silly Richa.

So CVs, I am going to take the risk to watch and I don't want to see KC smooching Richa or she him. Remember Keep Kunal away from Richa by no touch whatsoever. Maintain a safe distance at all times with Richa. Dont want to see any offsprings off them despite all these safety precautions, popping out later in the show!

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heena88 thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
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U r gving list for fully security reason
san_bsp020 thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
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nice suggestion...cvs... 😛
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣🤣
woow u have taken care of "every" aspect quite literally!!
n i am with you...kunal come with full protection!!😉
specially like the part of parents waiting at the door...m sure even if richa tries to barge in veena's face will be enough to give her break from the feisty craving of hers😉

p.s it was hilarious🤣thanks for sharing the safety norms...lol
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Posted: 12 years ago
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You are sooo right Silambu.. please do send this post to the so called creatives so they can get an idea first of all as to what 'creativity' means!!👏

We will not take any further butchering of Kunal. Kunal should not have dinner with Richa and should ditch her as soon as his purpose is served! And we don't appreciate him using her in anyway in the future except if it is done deliberately by him to expose her wrong deeds!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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i totally agree with u Silambu those Cv's must follw ur suggestions😉
@ safty norms 👏👏👏 they r simply worth it..
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣 🤣
what a protection 4 mr attitude.
Yr post reminded me of one of my junior school mate's dad who used to stay just in frnt of our apartmnt nd was extremely thin nd once we accidently saw him changing in frnt of daughter(through their window) nd we were thinking has he gone mad ,then we discovered he was wearing minimum 4 inside as he opened two nd wnt away...lol.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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silambu even I am feeling damm scared now ...
thinking about her all over Kunal or vice versa makes me puke ..sick ..if it happens bye parichay for ever ...
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Posted: 12 years ago
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BAHAHAHAHA...😆...this is hilarious! I love how the entire forum is worried about Richa taking away our abla mard Kunal Chopra's izzat...🤣. I swear, if anything happens, shame on Kunal for being a man who cannot protect himself and his second hand jawaani...😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Check list for Kunal

  • Wear a belt and padlock it with a secret code that even you don't know.
  • Carry pepper chilli spray
  • Eat lot of garlic before the dinner
  • Drink only Mineral water ( make sure you drink directly from the bottle and the cap is not broken when served)
  • Go home first by hopping into a cab after dinner. This gives you enough headstart to reach your home in case she beats you to it in her car.
  • Tell your parents to wait for you at the door
  • But as a safety precaution, just check your bedroom if she's hiding on the bed, under the bed,
Your Checklist made my FRYDay...all wee funny but i fell of my chair on above points...

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