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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shweta_r

Hi Bhavi, Amrish and Nidhi...πŸ€—


Torture ke liye bakra hazir hai πŸ˜ƒ




Hello Shweta πŸ€—
Torture pehle hi chaloo ho gaya tha... peechle 3-4 pages pe...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: nancy1996

Thanksgiving abhi? Is this Canedawalon ki thanksgiving?



Yes Nidhi... Yahan pehle hi thanks bolke rafa dafa karte hain πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish



Yes Nidhi... Yahan pehle hi thanks bolke rafa dafa karte hain πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Acha hai... mere yahan ke logon ki batti anways late jalti hai.. toh isliye end of year mein karte hain! πŸ˜†
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish



Hello Shweta πŸ€—
Torture pehle hi chaloo ho gaya tha... peechle 3-4 pages pe...πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


Isliye bola bakra haazir hai..
One PJ (source: some FM channel)

Raja ne calendar par haat rakha, usko shock laga.. kyun?
Because woh 2012 (current year) ka calendar tha!
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Posted: 13 years ago
@Shweta : Good PJ πŸ˜†

Here is one Torture .. Pls do not analyze.. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Two men were talking.

"What do you do for relaxation", asked the first.

"I like fishing under the bridge when its raining.", the second one replied.

"But isn't that a weird place to fish", asked the first one.

"Its the best place, the fish keep crowding under the bridge to remain dry", replied the first one.
🀣🀣🀣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shweta_r


Isliye bola bakra haazir hai..
One PJ (source: some FM channel)

Raja ne calendar par haat rakha, usko shock laga.. kyun?
Because woh 2012 (current year) ka calendar tha!


Hi Shweta 😊
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: shamrish

@Shweta : Good PJ πŸ˜†

Here is one Torture .. Pls do not analyze.. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Two men were talking.

"What do you do for relaxation", asked the first.

"I like fishing under the bridge when its raining.", the second one replied.

"But isn't that a weird place to fish", asked the first one.

"Its the best place, the fish keep crowding under the bridge to remain dry", replied the first one.
🀣🀣🀣


I hope Fish is not used as a metaphor here🀣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Hi Bhavi...

One more PJ...
Which animal keeps dialling all the time?
Andwer: Crocodile (read Crocodial) πŸ˜ƒ
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Posted: 13 years ago
Guys, on a conf call.. So pls excuse if not responding quickly..

Here is one good old one being floating around :


While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam.

He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test.

Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!". 🀣🀣🀣
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Posted: 13 years ago
NIce PJ's Amrish and Shweta.
One from my side - courtesy Readers Digest.

A mom was alone with her daughter while her husband was away. Both were spending some quality time together. While watching TV mom asked daughter:"Move closer sweetie"

Daughter promptly got up and sat in front of the TV πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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