!! Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 24 !! - Page 73

Originally posted by: shamrish

Guys, on a conf call.. So pls excuse if not responding quickly..

Here is one good old one being floating around :


While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam.

He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test.

Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!". 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shamrish

Guys, on a conf call.. So pls excuse if not responding quickly..

Here is one good old one being floating around :


While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam.

He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test.

Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!". 🤣🤣🤣

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Excellent!!!!!

Back to our favourite Circuit

Once Circuit and his friend were walking in a deserted foresty area, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.
Friend to Circuit: Bhai mere, time pass karne, koi gana gao

Circuit started to sing. After singing four songs he hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs he came back to his original position. Friend asked curiosly "Yaar , Mereko baat samajh nahi aa raheli hain.. Tu 4 gane seedhe seedhe gaye aur agle char gane ulte...Aaiso kyon??

Circuit " Yaar Pehle gane A side ke the.. baki char gane B side ke 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shamrish

Back to our favourite Circuit

Once Circuit and his friend were walking in a deserted foresty area, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.
Friend to Circuit: Bhai mere, time pass karne, koi gana gao

Circuit started to sing. After singing four songs he hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs he came back to his original position. Friend asked curiosly "Yaar , Mereko baat samajh nahi aa raheli hain.. Tu 4 gane seedhe seedhe gaye aur agle char gane ulte...Aaiso kyon??

Circuit " Yaar Pehle gane A side ke the.. baki char gane B side ke 🤣🤣🤣

this was just awesome!!!!

My husband and i have been raising poultry for several years. One evening while we were at the hatchery to get a batch of chicks a neighbour phoned, wanting to speak to my husband.

Originally posted by: shamrish

Back to our favourite Circuit

Once Circuit and his friend were walking in a deserted foresty area, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.
Friend to Circuit: Bhai mere, time pass karne, koi gana gao

Circuit started to sing. After singing four songs he hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs he came back to his original position. Friend asked curiosly "Yaar , Mereko baat samajh nahi aa raheli hain.. Tu 4 gane seedhe seedhe gaye aur agle char gane ulte...Aaiso kyon??

Circuit " Yaar Pehle gane A side ke the.. baki char gane B side ke 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

My husband and i have been raising poultry for several years. One evening while we were at the hatchery to get a batch of chicks a neighbour phoned, wanting to speak to my husband.

Neighbour: " Where is your dad?"

Son:" He is gone to the town picking up chicks" 🤣 🤣

Good One Bhavi 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shamrish

Back to our favourite Circuit

Once Circuit and his friend were walking in a deserted foresty area, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.
Friend to Circuit: Bhai mere, time pass karne, koi gana gao

Circuit started to sing. After singing four songs he hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs he came back to his original position. Friend asked curiosly "Yaar , Mereko baat samajh nahi aa raheli hain.. Tu 4 gane seedhe seedhe gaye aur agle char gane ulte...Aaiso kyon??

Circuit " Yaar Pehle gane A side ke the.. baki char gane B side ke 🤣🤣🤣

Another one from RD:

Guys.. signing off now!!!! Unable to keep my eyes open despite my best attempt 😕