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@GuardianDevil

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Posted: 13 years ago

#1061

Originally posted by: Shobhit18
Before I say "Good Bye", last share of my contribution:

Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, ?Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya??
Devdas Bola, ?Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.?

Bye guys! 😛

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#1062

Originally posted by: Shobhit18
Before I say "Good Bye", last share of my contribution:

Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, ?Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya??
Devdas Bola, ?Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.?

Bye guys! 😛

Why so early today?

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@GuardianDevil

Trailblazer

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#1063

****Dnt take it seriously****😆

Having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But Having 2 Makes You A Refree.

__________________

Question: "How To Kill An Ant??"

Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
&
Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!

After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.

Push Ant In To It.. =!!

Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =|

MORAL:
Don't Play With Students.. !!
They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..🤣

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Aditi147

@Aditi147

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#1064

Originally posted by: --nIdHi--
****Dnt take it seriously****😆

Having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But Having 2 Makes You A Refree.

__________________

Question: "How To Kill An Ant??"

Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
&
Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!

After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.

Push Ant In To It.. =!!

Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =|

MORAL:
Don't Play With Students.. !!
They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..🤣

like a boss! 😎🤣

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#1065

Originally posted by: --nIdHi--
****Dnt take it seriously****😆

Having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But Having 2 Makes You A Refree.

__________________

Question: "How To Kill An Ant??"

Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
&
Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!

After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.

Push Ant In To It.. =!!

Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =|

MORAL:
Don't Play With Students.. !!
They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..🤣

@ 1st one - true story

@ 2nd repeat telecast tha😛

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N i d h i.

@GuardianDevil

Trailblazer

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#1066

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

@ 1st one - true story
@ 2nd repeat telecast tha😛

Acha u must be having experience na😉😆

Repeat telecast kisne bataya 😆

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N i d h i.

@GuardianDevil

Trailblazer

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#1067

@Adi this's ones for u

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…🤣

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Aditi147

@Aditi147

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#1068

Originally posted by: --nIdHi--
@Adi this's ones for u

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai'🤣

rukjaa dinner kr rhi hu- iska reply baad me deti hu 😆

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N i d h i.

@GuardianDevil

Trailblazer

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#1069

Few shayari/jokes frm my diary😳

Kabhi to suraj ne ki hogi mohabbat,

Tabhi to chand me daag hai,

Kabhi to chaan ne ki hogi bewafai,

Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai😆

__________

Lalu ka driver bola- Sir! Aaj hum bypass se chalenge.

lalu ka jawab:

Sanjay mara aakash mein,

Indira mari ghar k paas mein,

Rajiv mara madras mein,

Mujhe marega bypass mein🤣

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Salman

@TheBhai

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#1070

Originally posted by: Shobhit18
Before I say "Good Bye", last share of my contribution:

Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, ?Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya??
Devdas Bola, ?Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.?

Bye guys! 😛

yeh sach main Bye wala Joke tha...

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