Ring, Ring, Ring
God: A Very good evening to you Baby!
Baby: Whoa...how did you know it was me?
God: Because you have the sweetest and cutest voice in the entire world.
Baby: Oooh God I am Sooo happy that I call to say thank you
God: Yes I can hear you so chirpy today and why do you need to thank me?
Baby: Because you made my wish come true. !!! Yippeee, la-la-la, muacks...la,la,la,la
God: Baby, Baby slow down, tell me... so that I can also dance and like sing with you.
Baby: Because you made daddy stop mummy from leaving the house. Mummy and daddy kissed and made up. I am this much happy? Lalalala...
God: How much again?
Baby: aahhh, see this much...I love my daddy and mummy sooo much. I was scared that mummy was going to run away again without telling daddy. My heart was thudding so loudly like " Tut, TUT ,TUT, you know god..
God: So what did you do?
Baby: God before I answer I am angry with Daddy
God: Why? You just said you love your daddy?
Baby: Well, you know the other night, I heard mummy call daddy asking him to meet outside. I am thinking to myself, what is mummy doing now? I was a little worried that she was going to take me away from daddy and i will not hear him again.
God: But daddy came looking for mummy right?
Baby: Yes, boy was I happy when I heard daddy. Daddy came and hugged mummy. I could not breathe... Then daddy got a little angry but mummy said sorry and they went sushi sushi...
God: sushi sushi? oh you mean mushy mushy!
Baby: Yesss. They were talking and daddy and mummy were hugging and suddenly I became a bit dizzy. I was like whoa...how come I flying up now and I had to hold on tight to my mummy. Then I know daddy was pushing my mummy in the swing. Its the same feeling like the other day I had.. My head was spinning., going round and round...but I liked it ...
God: I remember, It was your mum's birthday and you dad swung your mummy in his arms. That's why you probably got dizzy.
Baby: Daddy loves mummy a lot doesn't he? He likes to carry and swing mummy round and round...phew... when he do that, I get excited ...like a roller coaster ride..
God: So tell me why were you angry with Daddy?
Baby: Oh I forgot...wait...aah.. you said my daddy will take care and fight the bad old man . So I waited and waited but I did not hear daddy punch the old man. He was talking and I did not understand anything...and I fell asleep. Then suddenly I woke up when daddy shouted again and I heard lots of noises. I heard mummy's voice and another lady's voice saying my daddy lying ...then mummy crying and running...
God: Your daddy was helping your mummy so that she doesn't have to go to jail.
Baby: But why didn't daddy just punch the old man and carry mummy from there?
God: No baby, your daddy is a lawyer. You cannot go around punching people. Its is wrong.
Baby: But the old man is so naughty. I wanted to chop chop him with my Karate kick... daddy too nice..
God: I know, that's why daddy is fighting but fighting by talking
Baby: What's a liar? So my dad is a liar?
God: No, no not a liar but a lawyer. A lawyer is someone who fights for the justice. Say, save good people and punish bad people.
Baby: oooh...so mummy and daddy are both lawyers... so am I also a baby lawyer?
God: If that's what you want to be when you grow up, why not?
Baby: No I don't want to be a lawyer. Lawyer talk tooo much.
God: So What do you want to be?
Baby: I want to be a lion when I grow up.
God: A lion? Baby why?
Baby: So when daddy and mummy talk to bad people, I will go and stand in front of bad people and will Roar like this" Grrr" and will chase them away...hahaha. and my mummy and daddy will save all good people from the bad people.
God: Oh that sure will scare anyone away baby. I am so scared now...
Baby: You know god, I was very scared the other day when I heard mummy packing I know mummy was so suuuppper angry. I was thinking, plsss mummy don't go ... and I was praying plsss daddy come home sooon and stop mummy . Then daddy came to the room. I quickly got down on my knees and I started to pray. I was worried that Daddy going to shout at mummy.. Then I heard daddy talk. But daddy was so funny... I laughed but mummy kept shouting at daddy. I could feel mummy walking up and down and I heard daddy saying funny things to stop mummy from leaving. . Then my heart almost dropped when daddy spoke to the auto man to take my mummy. I thought " daddy what are you doing"? Then mummy didn't want to go. Then daddy asked which school she went? My daddy was very funny and naughty ... and after my mummy cried and daddy hugged mummy and told her not to worry. He will take care. My daddy is really a hero, like superman. That night when mummy and daddy slept, they were holding each other and I slept too without any fear for the first time. My daddy, the hero will take care of me and my mummy. I love my mama and papa...a lot. Cannot wait to see them in a few months...
God: He sure will baby.
Baby: But god, I have one question? I heard some noises in the background. I think there's auntie Richa planning to kill me and mummy right on Monday?
God: I am not sure but don't worry
Baby: I don't have much time to live right? I know daddy will save mummy but me I am too small...to be saved...will I ever see my mummy and daddy?
God: of course he will save both of you.
Baby: I have a feeling I will die...tomorrow. I will not see my mama and papa... but they will have other children and they will forget about me right? I feel so sad now... I want to cry... I want to play with my mummy and daddy...I want to sit in the middle of the bed with them and tell them funny stories at night. I want to sleep in the bed between my mummy and daddy . I was sooo happy just now but now I am very very scared now that I will not get to do these things with my mama and papa..Bahhh...waa waa, waa,waa
God: baby please, stop crying. Don't talk like that. Just be strong . Nothing will happen to you.
Baby: You promise? You will be my guardian angel and protect me.? I am really frightened you know...
God: I promise, nothing bad will happen to you, mummy and daddy. Fate cannot be this cruel.
Baby: Then I will be the most happiest baby in the whole word. I will buy you lots of ice cream and chocolate for making my wish come true.
God: You do that baby. I like chocolate flavour.
Baby: Can I say a prayer now.?
God: Sure, go ahead, let everyone listen to what you want.
Baby: God, I thank you for keeping my mummy and daddy safe, together forever. God protect , my mummy and me from auntie Richa. Make daddy strong to help my mama and me tomorrow so we can all be happy together . I don't want my mama or papa to go to jail. I don't know what Jail is,. I think it is not nice because I know there are no toys to play there. So, I want them to play with me at home with toys . I also want you to bless others who love me. So god, will you help me to live longer like you, so I can play with my parents and help them from auntie Richa and naughty old man.
God: Oh sweetie, consider it done.!
Baby: Thank you. I am going to sleep now. Will you sing me that song...hush baby song?
God: Oh yes baby. Go to sleep now. You are safe. Ready darling? Close your eyes now
Hush Little Baby, don't say a word.
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
If that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.
If that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat.
If that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull.
If that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
If that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart.
If that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest baby in town.
Baby: Goodnight God. I have no fear now. I know you are near me and will help me. Love you!
God: Nightie night baby. Hope CVs are reading this'
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