Parichay - naye torture ka - Page 91

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Okay guys will log out soon - Have a nice week end!

Originally posted by: sandy118_RiDdHi

bhai main abhi bhi typing hee kar rahi hoon just came to answer an PM purvimehta padha just came to say her hi 😛

Originally posted by: purvimehta

Happy weekend Bhavi...and a very Happy Mother's day..I am sure your daughters are very proud of a mother like you!! enjoy your day😃

Originally posted by: Shobhit18

One wicket down... 😉

More to follow soon!! 😆

Originally posted by: shamrish

Bhavi , something for u to read before u take off..

A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Laloojee.
During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Laloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:

H A R D W O R K : 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E : 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G : 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K : 12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.
A T T I T U D E : 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Bihar Kingdom prosperous.
Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year"

Laloojee thought for a while; and said, "I have better formula.
See this''
C O R R U P T I O N : 3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %
Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week."

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Originally posted by: Shobhit18

Bhavi, since you were not in good mood initially... so something for you which would help you to avoid any such condition in future...

Dard ko na dekhiye dard se,

Daed ko bhi dard hota hai,

Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyaar ki,

Aakhir pyaar me dard hee toh hamdard hota hai...!!!

Hope, wasn't that bad... 😉

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

Purvi - Proud - that i doubt - at this point i hear lots of complains from them ...The older one is just waiting when she can go to university though...😆 😆 😆- and get chootkara from me...But what she does not know is I am like bhoot - kabhi bhi peecha nahi chodti...😆 😆

Originally posted by: purvimehta

hahaha..thats what Mumns are for...but we can never have enough of this bhoot in our lives...I am sure she will definitely be proud and love you for what you are, once she goes away from you😉