I ran out of introductions. Need to recharge. Bleep Bloop Beep.
Alright, let's just get down and dirty with today's episode of PSK. You are in for some treat today. Hahaha
Yashoda is feeding Krishna. It's an okay scene with Yashoda being the cuter of the two. Tavri or Sambri (or whatever the calf's name is) moos and Krishna wants to go to him. But Yashoda stops him telling him he has to eat his makhan. Calf moos some more, and Krishna runs off. And boom! Yashoda is one step ahead of him, and forces him to sit and finish the makhan otherwise she'll get upset with him. Krishna devours like crazy, and noticing Yashoda looking away, he puts the pot down and runs away.
Yashoda grabs the pot and chases him. Nanda stops her and asks what's going on? She tells him that Krishna hasn't finished his makhan. Nanda looks at the pot and it's pretty much empty and he jokes about it. Yashoda looks at it but claims that there is still a ton of makhan left over, and it's a mother-son love thing, Nandaji won't understand. And off she goes.
Outside, Krishna meets with the calf and then a bunch of cowherd guys and girls appear. They thank Krishna for opening their eyes and announce that they will no longer keep the calves away from the cows.They have freed the all the calves now so they can get their mother's milk. Krishna makes a comment: "Like Mother Yashoda and Krishna, like calves and cows." Everyone laughs for some reason.
<Oh it's gets stupider>
So Putana in her woman form is getting some milk. The gopis are all happy because now the cows are giving twice as much milk so there is now no shortage. All thanks to Kanha.
<The only time I remember cows giving such a crazy amount of milk is when Brahma stole the cowherd boys and cows and Krishna expanded into each one. Anyhow, this is pathetic. I thought the whole reasoning behind keeping the calves and cows separate was so that the calves don't drink up ALL the milk. They get milk, but the villagers still need to have enough for themselves and to give as tax. But with the calves getting the first right now, what's stopping them from drinking all or most of the milk. Or do the CVs think that cows have an infinite supply of milk or something? P.S. Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm a bit hazy on this part.>
Anyway, Putana tells the ladies to send their children to her hut AT NIGHT (holy fark), and the ladies all agree. She gives a special invitation to Krishna since he joins Yashoda.
<Okay, let's take a break here and look at this. Putana has gone around killing babies in Vraj-Mandala for 5 years (which implies that each other an older baby dies. ie. year 1: babies of the age 0-1 die. Year 2: 1-2; Year 3: 2-3, etc.). Human Putana is telling everyone that she is cooking for children. How has NO ONE HEARD OF THIS AT ALL. You would think that news of a brahmini cooking and giving free food would be spread like wildfire right? Also, why are the parents so carefree to let their children wander alone at night to the hut of this random Brahmini lady that shows up. I don't eat kheer so I'm guessing the only logical explanation for this is Kheer must be eaten at night because it tastes the best at night.>
Then we are taken to the cave-prison. Vasudev looks out than at Devaki, Devaki is still in shock. He sits besides Devaki and tells her that Vishnu will make her fine. It just gives us a useless look into the boring lives of Maharaj 🤣 Vasudev and Devaki.
<10 out of 10. MUST WATCH FOR THIS SCENE ALONE. /sarcasm
Alright, now for the fun part.>
So back in Gokul, Putana is making kheer. Kids arrive. You'll be happy to know that the number of kids in Gokul is significantly less than the number of kids the age of Krishna. 🤣
Putana does some talking, Krishna does some talking, and in the end, Putana gets all freaked out because she's being outsmarted by a kid.
<Holy crap what an idiot. I'm surprised she managed to even kill babies. The baby would be like "goo-goo gaa-gaa" and Putana here would be like "OMKB (Oh My Kamsa Bhagavan), how dare you challenge me, Putana!" Baby: "Goobbla" Putana: "I need to retreat! The baby is uttering mantras that I am not aware of!">
Putana serves Krishna first because his friends all say that Krishna always eats first. That's when the cows go insane in the shed and start mooing. Nanda and the other cowherds arrive to calm the cows down, and Nanda believes that animals must have sensed some danger.
In Vishnuloka, Narad begs Vishnu to do something otherwise if everyone eats the kheer, no one will be able to live because of the poison.
<Why doesn't this guy just go down there and be like 'Narayana, Narayana. Don't eat this kids, this is Rakshasi Putana!">
Vishnu: "Maya mari na mein mara, mar mar gaya shareer"
<I don't get it, I guess Maya will always happen?>
Lakshmi: Prabhu you are speaking in riddles.
Vishnu: Devi, putana is doing her karma. If she doesn't give poison than Kamsa will kill her; like that Kanha is doing his karma of eating the kheer, and the cows are doing their karma of sensing danger. Maya will happen as it has to.
<back to Putana and kids>
So in the palace, Prapti (<3 <3) and Asti are talking. Asti tells Prapti that's it's okay, she should listen to Bhagwan Kamsa. Prapti is like "hey no sister. I don't care now. I was forcefully married to Kamsa and I DON'T LOVE HIM.
A gasp from me. Nooo. Prapti doesn't love Kamsa, woah. 🤣🤣🤣
She explains how she was just worried for Devaki Didi and was almost going to be killed for that. Asti tells Prapti to stop otherwise someone will hear. Prapti tells her that she doesn't fear death anymore. She just wants to do something good for Devaki. She believes that her 8th son is still alive.
<NO SHIT. If the 8th son is dead, there is no reason for Devaki and Vasudev to be prisoners. My goodness ...>
Precap: Kanha and friends hear the cows, and before they eat the kheer, they run to the shed. Balarama and kids find kanha in the forest near the hut of putana. He has eaten all the kheer and is lying down with a blue body.
<Prediction: Just like Lord Shiva is known as Neel-Kantha, Krishna has taken the poison in his body and thus is the reason why he is Syam 🤣🤣🤣>
Ratings: 4.5/10 I guess? I'm being super generous today.
Best scenes: Yashoda - Nanda scene. Yashoda scenes.
Recommended: The first couple of minutes for sure (Yashoda scenes). I didn't like Krishna's acting in those parts personally though.
Edited by guenhwyvar - 8 years ago