Kesar Ne Kasar Nahi Chodhi:
Background: Shiva and Krish makes plans to scare Rishita, little did anyone know that there is a real Kesar who haunts the Haveli.
The door opens and Shiva walks in. As he takes a few steps, Raavi runs to him and hugs him.
Raavi says " Tu kaha gaya tha Shiva"
Shiva tries to push her but her hold rather tightens
Shiva says " Ab tujhe kya hua hai, ye chudail ban ke kyu piche padi hai mere"
Raavi says, "Tu chudail chudail bolna bandh kar..yahan par sach mai koi hai." She was tensed and kept looking around.
Shiva says, "Ei maami ki behen ki beti dimaag kharap hogaya hai kya? Koi nahi hai au agar hoga bi tu tujhe apni beheno se darni ki kya zarurat?"
Raavi says, "Shiva ei mazak ka waqt nahi hai..maine sach mei dekha "
"Aur tujhe lagta hai mai teri baat maanke dar jaunga! " He spatted.
"Tu maan ya mat maan but yaha koi saya hai aur mai tujhe nhi chodne waali!" She said continueing to hug him.
"Chipkali toh tu waise bhi hai hi toh isme koi nayi baat nhi hai! "
He once again tried to push her but was unable to do that because he felt her shivering with fear.
"Accha dar mat! Bata kya dekha tune? " He asked
Raavi stammers and says "Shiva me-mene room ke Baahar ek saya Dekha. Aur - aur Phir jab me room mene bahar Jaa kar dekha to- to vaha mirror par likha tha 'Kesar hu me, milna ho mujhse to Raat ko mere kamre me aana ' :
Shiva started laughing and says "aur to ye padh ke dar gai, krish ka mazak hoga ye "
Shiva pushes her finally and goes to bed and says "soja aur mujhe sone de ab"
Raavi looks here and there, then jumps on the bed and sits in his lap and holds him tightly.
"Abey o chipkali..jahaan dekho chipak jaati hai...kaha na krish ne mazak kiya hoga..dimaag kharap mat kar .so ja", Shiva said.
Raavi clung to him and refused to let go. "Shiva tu samaj kyu nahi raha? Mai keh rahi hu na ye Krish nahi hai."
"Chal chod mai dekh kar aata hun aur phir tera dimaag thikane pe aayega", Shiva said.
Raavi tightened her hold."Nahi mujhe akele nahi rehna..bilkul nahi ..Bhootnath bolti hu tujhe . Iska matlab nahi ki chudail ke paas jaane dungi."
"Abey Aye! Do saal ki bacch nhi hai tu jo meri god mei baith rahi hai! Chal hat! " He said in a sleepy irritated voice.
"Shiva mere kaan ke paas abhi kisi ne fuka! " She said getting off him but clinging onto his shoulder
"Teri chipkali behen hogi! Dar mat! " He said in a chilled out tone.
"Nhi Shiva mujhe veham nhi tha woh .. " She tried to say but was interrupted by him.
"Chup kar aur so ja aur mujhe bhi sone de! " He said again laying down to sleep.
"Yaha mai dari hui hu aur tujhe sone ki padi hai! Kaisa pati hai tu? "
"Toh kya tere saath jagraata karu? Badi aayi Kaisa pati hai tu kehne wali!"
Raavi says "Shiva please!! Aaj mujhe chodo kar kahi mat ja"
Shiva says "abe tu hi to bolti hai me chala gaya tha ab chod mujhe"
Raavi says "nhi bilkul nhi, aaj adjust karle na mere Saath aur tujhe tu khush hona chahiye ki somnath ki sabse khubsurat ladki tere itne Paas baithi hai"
Shiva laughs and says "kon hai Vo ladki mere Paas to ek chudail baithi hai jo apni behen se hi dar rhi hai"
Raavi hits him a bit then tightens her hold around his neck and hides her head in the hollow of his neck.
The door opened with a bang and Krish came inside in a run. Raavi screamed and Krish screamed hearing her.
"Abey chup..dimaag ka dahi bana doge", Shiva said.
Then Raavi realised the position they were in and Krish was stunned too. Raavi backed off and looked at Krish and stammered,"tujhe kya hua?"
Krish realised,"woh maine bahar kuch dekha."
Shiva said, " mai toh dar gaya" in a bored way.
And the curtain moved suddenly causing a vase to fall. Both Krish and Raavi ran to stand behind Shiva screaming and asking him to protect them.
“Shivaaaaa! Vahan dekh! Shivaaaa! KESAR haiiii!” Raavi screamed her hands holding Shiva from behind.
“Ayyy, kaan mein kyun chilla rahi hai!” Shiva said trying to get out of her grip.
Krish was behind him next to Raavi, holding on to his elder brother’s arms tightly.
“Shiva tu toh bada sher banta rahta hai na, jao jaake dekho,” Krish screamed.
“Ay darpok, tum done pehle mujhe chodo, tabhi toh mein dekh sakta hoon. Ya phir tum log bhi saath aoge,” Shiva said annoyed.
“Nahi, hume chodke math jao!” they screamed in union causing Shiva to roll his eyes.
Raavi locked both her legs around Shiva's right leg while Krish did the same to his left leg. Soon both of them were hoisted up, clinging onto Shiva for dear life.
Though he could handle the weight of both of them, Shiva sighed in exasperation "Tum dono gadhere mujhe pe chad the ja raho ho, mujhe zameen ke andar gadhne ka iradha hai kya?"
"Chup kar Shiva, achi khaasi body bana rakhi hai. Jitne tu boriya uttha hai dukkan pe uske aadha bhi wajan nahi hai hamara" Krish quickly exclaimed. "Kyu Raavi bhabhi, Shiva ki body toh bahoth achi hai na"
Not fully paying attention to Krish's words, Raavi said "Haan haan, kuch zyada hi achi body bana rakhi hai"
Shiva turned his head towards Raavi in shock while Krish tried to stifle his laughter. It was when she felt Shiva looking at her did Raavi realize what she had said.
Shiva's hand encircled Raavi's waist and he brought her closer to him in a trance. His breath was fanning her face and she squirmed in his arms out of shyness.
He looked down at her lips not understanding his allure to them when Krish shrieked in horror, "Are apne romance ke chakar main mujhe maath chod dena gadhera"
Shiva snapped out of his trance and turned to Krish, annoyed at the interruption.
"Tu chup kar samhja na! Nahi toh main khud tujhe uss bhoot ke upar phenk ke aaunga!" He warned.
"Nahiiii!" Krish screamed dramatically and clutched at Shiva even tighter. "Tujhe jitna chahiye room mein romance kar na Shiva, mein khud tujhe privacy dilwaunga. Lekin ab meri jaan bacha le mere Bhai!" Shiva rolled his eyes and eyed his wife, who had hidden herself in his shoulder again, both out of shyness and fear. He sighed and turned to Krish again.
"Ye mamikibehenkibeti bol rahi thi ki aaine par kuch likha that Kesar ke baare mein? Tune kiya kya ye ghatiya mazzak?" Shiva asked with a glare.
Krish shook his head in fright. "Maine kuch nahi likha Shiva! Main toh khud woh dekh kar shock ho gaya tha! Bhoot sach mein hai Shiva!" He finished, terrified.
Shiva pinched the bridge of his nose in irritation, wondering whose prank this was now.
Suddenly a noise came from the balcony.
Both Raavi and Krish screamed holding themselves closer to Shiva. For a minute even Shiva got startled by the sound. Taking a deep breath, he put both of them on their feet but still close to him. Raavi and Krish held each of Shiva's arms and followed where he went.
Slowly Shiva went near the balcony door and opened it wide.
ching, ching, ching.
"Shivaaa, what is that ? Wooh woh gungroo ka awaaz hai na,"
Raavi held onto him tighter and tried to bury herself against his back.
While Krish in mind
"Hayee bagwan! Yeh kya ho raha hai? Hum toh Rishita Bhabi ko darane ke liye soch rahe the, lekin yaha toh, lagta hai sach mei koi Kesar ka bhoot hai, or kahi woh humse naraaz toh nahi ho gayi ki, hum uski naam aur kaam uski permission ke bina kar rahi hai? Aisa ho sakta hai kya? " Krish gets confused by own thoughts then again they hear
ching, ching, ching.
"Shivaa" Raavi moaned in fright as she clung to him. "Dekh na wahan chudail hai. Bhaga na use!"
"Chal thik hai. Dekhte hein teri behnein apne jeeju ki baat sunte hain ya nahi." Shiva replied with a smirk. Krish giggled despite his fear.
"Shivaaaaaaaaaa! Tang mat kar na! Bhaga use." Raavi whined.
Shiva shook his head and started walking towards the source of noise, with Krish and Raavi still clinging on either side of him. He entered the balcony and looked around but could not see anything.
"Kuch nahi hai yahan toh" he said confused. "Awaaz bhi band ho gayi lagta hai."
As he looked around, he suddenly saw a light glowing and flickering a little distance away from them.
Looking closely, it seemed like a woman in a black saree holding a candle. Walking towards Gaumbi and Dhara’s room.
“Shayad bhabhi hi hogi,” Shiva mused, “ay bandaron, mein koi ped nahi hoon. Utharo mujse aur paidal chalo mere saath.”
They both looked at each other and slowly got down, but continued to hold one hand each.And like that, the three of them started to follow the lady in black.
“Bhabhi!” Shiva called out when they were a few meters apart from the lady.
“Ay Shiva, bhotni kabse hamari bhabhi ban gayi,” Krish cried.
“Haan Shiva, patha hai ki Dhara di tumhe manners bahut sikayi hai, par please usse bhooton pe use math karna!” Raavi whispered in agreement with Krish.
Shiva facepalmed, “kahan fusa hua hoon, ek side mein bhai aur dosre side mein biwi. Dono ki screws lose hai. Hey Bhagwan, mujhe bachana.”
“Ab tu sahi bola, bhagwan ko bula, bhootni ko nahi,” Krish whispered cowering as they were about 2 meters from the lady who was currently next to Dhara and Gaumbi’s door.
Shiva called again, "Bhabhi aap abhi tak soi nahi?"
Krish went behind Shiva whispering,"aaj ta humgaye"
Raavi thought," Bhootnath mazak mein bulati thi, itna seriously lena nahi tha."
By this time, the lady had turned. Due to the darkness, her face was not visible.
"Kesar ki haveli mein swagat hai"
"Yeh Dhara bhabhi nahi hai", was the first thought in Shiva's life before three of them screamed together.
Dhara and Gombi rushed out at the commotion.
All the three of them were still shouting on top of their lungs and Raavi started jumping on Shiva's leg.
"Aye maami ki behen ki beti… mere pairon ka kachumbar nikalna band kar!" Shiva said, still trying to come out of the shock of what had happened.
"Yaha meri jaan nikle jaa rahi hai aur tujhe apne pairon ki padi hai?" Raavi blurted out in disbelief.
Krish who was hanging on Shiva's shoulder said, "Arrey koi mere baare mein bhi to socho ki meri kya haalat hai."
They were still trying to process all that happened just a while ago when Raavi and Krish felt a hand on their shoulders and screamed in horror again only to find Dhara and Gaumbi standing behind them.
“Kyun chilla-“ Gaumbi paused, his mouth hanging open. Dhara who was rushing out behind him, banged into him. And both of them fell on top of the lady with the black saree, screaming.
Shiva, who was standing in front of them stared petrifed. Raavi and Krish who stood behind him portrayed similar expression. Raavi was almost in tears from the shock and the screaming. Krish sank down on to the floor behind Raavi.
“Kyun chilla rahe ho, ek newly married couple shaanti se so bhi nahi sakte kya?” came Rishita’s annoyed as she stormed towards them with Dev tagging along.
In the darkness, she didn’t see Krish crouching on the floor and she tripped over him, causing a domino effect. Rishita fell on Krish, who fell on Raavi, who fell on Shiva, who in turn fell on Dhara, Gaumbi and Kesar.
“Arey yaar, ye kaisa group hug hua? Sab mujhe kyun chod diye?” he said at he jumped on to Rishita.
“Aaaaaaa,” they all screamed in pain and panic.
"Baas karo sab", said Gaumbi. All of them scrambled to their places with Raavi and Krish again clutching Shiva.
Rishita saw the lady wearing black saree and scampered to Dev. "Maine kaha tha na ..Kesar hai..ab kya hoga"
Dhara looked at the lady petrified.
"Meri haveli mein tum sab ka swagat hai. Tum log aa to gaye ho yaha apni marzi se lekin jaa nahi paaoge." Kesar said in a scary tone and gave her signature laugh.
They all screamed and started running here and there in the haveli to save their dear life.
Rishita clinged to Dev and they both started running towards their room without turning back.
Raavi was almost about to faint after getting so many shocks in a span of few minutes. Shiva held her in his arms and started running from there.
"Shiva mujhe akele chhor ke mat jaaa!!" Krish shouted and ran behind Shiva.
"Gaumbi ye sab kya ho raha hai? Ab kya karenge?" Dhara asked, still in shock.
"Dhara abhi chal bhaag yaha se." Gaumbi said and dragged her along with him.
After running around the haveli for half an hour they all gathered in the angan. The lady appeared in front of them again. They all looked petrified at her.
Rishita turned to Dev, clutching his arms. “Meine tabi kaha ta ki hume vapas jaane chahiye, pehle ye dukhi aatma,” she said looking at Raavi, “aur ab asli aatma,” she peaked at the lady.
“Ey kisse dukhi aatma keh rahi ho, ek dunga na to vapas Somnath pe jaake giregi,” Shiva threatened, annoyed at the taunt toward his wife.
“Shiva, vo tumhari bhabhi hai, izzat se peshao,” Dev said irked.
“Pehle Rishita ko izzat sikao, phir mere pati ko daantna,” Raavi quipped.
“Aaahaa, tum dono pati patni kabse kehlne lage,” Krish said distracted by their bickering and forgot being scared.
“Krish, chup kar, varna tujhe maar padegi!” Dhara scolded.
“Sabi shant ho jao, ye waqt nahi hai jagadne ke liye,” Gaumbi tried to reason, aware of the presence of the lady.
“Par vo-,” Rishita started.
“Mein sirf-,” Raavi interrupted.
“Ye gadhedi-,” Shiva started.
“Shiva tu-,” Dev interrupted.
“BAS!” the lady screamed.
“Ek bhoot ke liye iss zamane mein koi izzat hi nahi hai, mein ja rahi hoon. Ek minute aur yahaan rahi, toh pagal ho jaungi!” she cried and vanished. Never to be seen again!
Edited by SlytherInMe. - 4 years ago
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