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Aaj ki Taaza khabar..A massi has lodged a complain against her Mem sahab because she wasn't granted one day holiday on her birthday..Stay tuned to your favourite channel BakwasNews as we show you some live footage of the incident. 😎
Reporter: Excuse me massi, I am a reporter from BakwasNews and i would like to know what the problem is. 😃
Massi: Oyee Massi kisko bola? I'm the great SSJD. Don't you dare call me a massi 😡
Reporter: *whispers to himself * Yeh toh khud ko heroine samajh ti hai *rolls eyes*
Massi: Kya be? 😳
Reporter: Sure..SSJD ji..You are live on TV..We all want to know what the problem is.
Massi: TV! OMG OMG OMG! 😲 Pehle kyun nahi bola! 😳 I would've worn my mom's pink saree aur parlour bhi ho ke aati *fixes hair*
Reporter: Kya ajeeb massi hai? 😕 *sigh* It's better that i look for the Mem sahab meanwhile. 😊
*spots the mem sahab and goes to her*
Reporter: Excuse me Ma'am, can you tell me what this fuss is all about?
Mem Sahab: What do i tell you! Our massi is a kaamchor aurat aur upar se she wants a day off today! 😳
Massi: What the? Main aur kaam chor? I always do all the saaf safai properly! I dare you to find any dhool mitti around! 😎
Mem Sahab: Yeah right..U work dedicatedly? ?You are always looking for a chance to watch tv! 😳
Massi: Jhoot..sara sar jhoot! I only stop in front of the tv when they are showing hayeee Fawad and Mahira ☺️..My asher and Khirad 😍😍. Mahiraaa *blush* *blush*
Mem Sahab: Can u see that reporter? Look at the way she's blushing taking that girl mahira's name. She freaks me out 😲. I have small kids at home. God knows what stuffs she has been teaching them!
Massi: I did not teach them anything 😃
Mem Sahab: My kids have been saying stuffs in gujrati that makes no sense to me..But i assume those are some gaalis..Like Dheka, aqal wagar ni and what not! 😵
Massi: Not my fault..I was using those for you. The kids happened to overhear 😳
Mem Sahab: How dare you 😡
Massi: Don't scream at me. Had i not been there u would have starved without food. I cook such awesome dishes 😎
Mem Sahab: Of course, BURNT cakes and saarela khana 😳
Massi: Bas aab main aur nahi sun sakti *gets emo* They always find faults in my work! Just because i am a massi it doesn't mean i get treated like this. 😒
*looks at the camera*
You know i could have been a doctor today! Main padhai mein ekdum mast thi. 😎 But it was always the thought of being a massi that fascinated me! 😍 😍I thought doing jharu pocha and saaf safai would be more fun than cutting through human bodies and dealing with marne wale log as in the patients 😊 But wow. If i knew i wouldn't even get to celebrate my b'day, i would've given second thoughts to my massi banne ki chahat 😔
Upon hearing this the reporter as well as the people watching bakwasNews get moved to tears 🥺 and they decide to throw massi a grand birthday party by sending in donations 😃
Massi abhi disco chali 😎
Let's Get The Party Started!
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