Well here's my Eid story.
Note: One thing to be remember in my entire story there isn't a single fictional word, This is actually what happened to me at Eid two years back.
Well my story begins from Chand Raat. It's around 10:15 PM and I'm still at home doing nothing, from nothing I mean not helping the rest of the family in preparations, LOL then I got a call from my friend, he asked, "What are you doing? I hope you have completed your shopping for Eid". I replied, "Yes, I've already done with my shopping two days ago but since its Chand Raat we should go outside at some shopping plaza etc to enjoy it fully". He answered, "Well that's what I was about to say. Well me, Danish, Shoaib and Sherry will come there in 20 mins". When they arrived we all left the house for Park Towers, there we are hanging around and making fun of other peoples who are actually come here for date, but we got bored in a short time so we decided to go to our favourite place, a restaurant close to the beach. There we ate but more than eating we were actually bugging the new waiter so much that he has to call the manager but since the manager knows us very well so he change get us a old waiter who was quite used to us, we stay there till 1:45 AM then we left for home, in the midway I realize that I haven't got a hear cut and remember my Dad's order, "Mein tumhain kal insaan ke roop mein dekhna chahta hoon, so cut your hair". After having a hai cut I returned home and go to sleep around 2:45 or 3:00 AM.
In the morning while I was sleeping my sis came in room to wake me up. She sais, "Zeeshan utho 6 baj gaye hain", since I gone to sleep very late there was no way that I get up easily so she again tried to make up me and I replied, "Allah ka shukar hai 6 baj gaye hain koi nayee baat nahin, har rooz bajte hain". She give it a try on more time and this time quite wildly that I have to wake up but didn't surrendered to her, finally she left my to call my Mom to get me up from my bed. My mom enter in my room and said with a touh of anger, "Zeeshan, now get up and hurry up to get ready", after that I have to get up from my bed but I was feeling that there's something very heavy placed on my neck due to late sleeping at late night that's why I took a cold shower in a winter and after getting ready I gone to Masjid for Eid Namaz. After I completed my prayers I returned home for hungama but here was another obstacle for me I have to wear a Prince type Shalwar Kamiz. Imagine me and shalwar kamiz so I was about, Bhaiyya, Daddy, Kya mera yehi suite pehna zaroori hai?, well I got done with it after realizing that I have to wear it today. Now its time for Eidi so first I gone to my Mom and Daddy for wishing them, Eid Mubarak plus getting Eidi from them, then to my brother, wishing him Eid Mubarak, he gave me the lovely hug wishing me along with my favourite thing Eidi. Now its time to get Eidi from my sis and I know that's the difficult task, well anyway I go to her, wish her by giving her hug and demand my Eidi from her, to my surprise she very easily gave me the Eidi in envelope and hugged me back, but when I opened the envelope I see only Rs. 50/= so I said, "Mein ne Eidi mangi thi chanda nahin", she replied back, "Itne bare hogaye ho ab bhi Eidi, bas itni hi bohot hai aur wesse bhi abhi tumhain aur bohot si milne wali hai so stop complaining about it". After lots of try I game up and then she game me my real Eidi and said that she is actually taking the revenge for making fun of her outfits. Yeah, I know she is sweet sis. After that I gone in the kitchen to ruin all my Mom and sis's dishes, sab kuch chakhne ke baad mein Daddy aur Bhai ke saath cousins aur doosre relatives se Eid milne chala gaya and we returned home at 5:00 PM with not to forget my Eidi.
Now I switch my story to the fourth day of Eid for the Eid Milan Part of my school. I waked up around 7:30 AM and now you all know how I wake up usually so I skipped that part, on that day I wore a cream coloured pent and my favourite black coloured shirt, here I must tell you that black is my favourite colour and I always wears something of black colour, either the shirt or pent or shoes and if not any of them the socks would be of black colour. So after getting ready I left for my school and reached there at around 8:45 AM. I met most of my friends at the school's gate, I hugged them one by one and wished them Eid Mubarak ofcourse in my style like, " Danish, I told you not to eat too much sweets, see what happened, there are cracks on all over the floor where you walked". After meeting them I gone to my classroom since I know many of my class-mates are there, I reached the room's door and while entering I shouted, "Eid Mubarak" because of this sudden voice my class-mate who are girls got scared and one of my class-mate Sadia dropped her purse. They all said, "Zeeshan tum kabhi nahin sudhar sakte, aaraam se nahin keh sakte thay?", I replied, "Nahin! Is ke 2 reasons hain, first I''ll too tired to wish each of you one by one, secondly its because of you Sadia aunty, aap itni bulandi par hain ke aap tak meri voice itne araam se nahin pohonch sakti thi." Here I must mention that Sadia has a very good but not extraordinary height but I don't know why she wore that very long heel sandals that day. She said, "Ahaaaan, very funny" by making a face at me. I said to her, "Where is my Eidi aunty". She replied, "Kaun si Eidi aur mein koi aunty wanti nahin hoon", I said, "No, you're my aunty, see the difference, pointing towards my and her height and being my aunty you should give me my Eidi", She said, "Koi Eidi widi nahin hai, aate hue mere saare paisay gir gaye.", I replied, "Kis ne aap se paisay mangay hain? Aap Eidi mein achi auntion ki tarah Dua to de sakti hain". She said, "Stop calling me, Aunty! All the others will start calling me too because of you." I said, "Well aunty ko to aunty hi kahen ge but since you requested me, so okay. Suddenly my two teachers entered the room and said after seeing me, "Speak of the devil and devil is here." I said, "Ramiz, tum se keh rahi hain", My teachers laughed and said that they were just talking about me that why I didn't came yet.
Well isi tarah ki baatein karte karte party shuru hogayi and then time for lunch, while I was putting the salad in my plate my two class-mates bumped into me and there goes my black shirt due to the cake. These two girls were Sadia and Sadaf, She said that they were very sorry, I said, "What sorry yaar! This was one of my favourite shirts" Sadia replied that mujhe pareshaan karne ka phal mila hai and I replied, "Okay, then get ready for my revenge" and I got the chance for my revenge very quickly, both of them asked me to get them two cold drinks, I gave them but it werent't really cold drinks, I mixed the black ink in the cold water and gave the bottles to them magar mera dimagh dhak se ur gaya yeh dekh kar ke they actually got the cold drinks for my two teachers and at that time I personally experienced the phenomenon of earth's rotating but thank God someone called the teachers and they left for that person without having a single sip of it, so taking advantage of it I replaced the bottles with the real cold drinks and gave to these two girls by saying that the there are not many cold drinks left so it would be better if both of you take them, they said that tum itne sharif kesse hogaye, kher Thank you!, and I left them quickly before they could take a single sip and after some time I heared their screamed, " Yuggggggggggggggggggggggggggg", both of them actually drank it, I started laughing and they were Zeeshan, We'll kill you and I said, "How do u like that?" Both of them seen me with anger and smiled after that. That's how the part was ended and so is my Eid story.
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