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BOB & THE BLONDE

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. 'The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't.
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. 'Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump.
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again.
Bob took the money...

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THE LIFE OF THIS WORLD IS JUST THE ENJOYMENT OF DELUSION'

SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION
A man said t o his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.'

The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'

The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !

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guises and disguises

has anyone seen god,touched him,smelt him,heard his voice then why this belief in him.million dollar question nay a question which has no price.when in trouble or in our darkest days we pray and beg for relief and support.as adults we go through situations where we cannot confide our problems sometimes even to closest friends and hence turn to god who is the unseen,but deep in our soul and minds we sense something bigger than our existence,something that is ticking like a clock,some force which seems to guide every living thing from single cell organism to man who is top of the food chain.we sometimes laugh while deep in our hearts we are crying and bleeding our essence.

i was about five years old when i lost my parents in an accident.i was not alone for i had two youger brothers sanjay and sunil.sanjay was three years old and sunil was about two months old.luckily we got adopted by our aunts and in the process i landed in chennai.my grandmother who is no more used to tell me that i used to cry a lot and wandered in the night searching for my dad to whom i was very attached.when my dad was alive i used to sleep on his chest and hear his strong heart beat on.why i am writing this is that during my most toughest and saddest days god was never present and i had no idea who he was,but now as an adult i realise that he was busy with other things and lives who needed his help more than i.but he did not forsake me for even though he couldn't come personally to my rescue he sent his angels,starting with my aunt and grandmother,them my wife and some real special friends who have all carried me in their arms and some still do.

now in my married life i sometimes get scared of the dark or bad dream and i snuggle upto my wife who throws her arms around me and holds me close to her.in the dark i hear the same rhythm i heard when i used to lie on my dads chest.but strangely the beat of the heart is clear to me and i can hear clearly for it says have faith, don't worry,everything will be all right.

I want to sign off saying that god is among us in lot of different forms especially in the form of parents,brothers,friends and even our lovable pet dog or cat.i know now that love is the answer.there is no problem that can't be solved with patience,tolerance and love.be well.

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satish

p.s. doc be bold and brave for the sun is just hidden by clouds and never lost.

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guises and disguises

has anyone seen god,touched him,smelt him,heard his voice then why this belief in him.million dollar question nay a question which has no price.when in trouble or in our darkest days we pray and beg for relief and support.as adults we go through situations where we cannot confide our problems sometimes even to closest friends and hence turn to god who is the unseen,but deep in our soul and minds we sense something bigger than our existence,something that is ticking like a clock,some force which seems to guide every living thing from single cell organism to man who is top of the food chain.we sometimes laugh while deep in our hearts we are crying and bleeding our essence.

i was about five years old when i lost my parents in an accident.i was not alone for i had two youger brothers sanjay and sunil.sanjay was three years old and sunil was about two months old.luckily we got adopted by our aunts and in the process i landed in chennai.my grandmother who is no more used to tell me that i used to cry a lot and wandered in the night searching for my dad to whom i was very attached.when my dad was alive i used to sleep on his chest and hear his strong heart beat on.why i am writing this is that during my most toughest and saddest days god was never present and i had no idea who he was,but now as an adult i realise that he was busy with other things and lives who needed his help more than i.but he did not forsake me for even though he couldn't come personally to my rescue he sent his angels,starting with my aunt and grandmother,them my wife and some real special friends who have all carried me in their arms and some still do.

now in my married life i sometimes get scared of the dark or bad dream and i snuggle upto my wife who throws her arms around me and holds me close to her.in the dark i hear the same rhythm i heard when i used to lie on my dads chest.but strangely the beat of the heart is clear to me and i can hear clearly for it says have faith, don't worry,everything will be all right.

I want to sign off saying that god is among us in lot of different forms especially in the form of parents,brothers,friends and even our lovable pet dog or cat.i know now that love is the answer.there is no problem that can't be solved with patience,tolerance and love.

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A WOMAN BAKED > CHAPPATIS for members of her family and an extra one for a> hungry passerby. She

> kept the extra chappati on the window-sill, for whosoever
> would take it away.
>
> Everyday, a hunchback came
> and took away the chappati. Instead of expressing
> gratitude, he muttered the
> following words as he went his way: "The evil you do,
> remains with you: The
> good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day
> after day. Everyday, the
> hunch-back came, picked up the chappati and uttered the
> words: "The evil you do,
> remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!"

> The woman felt irritated. "Not a
> word of gratitude, " she said to herself.
> "Everyday this hunchback utters this
> jingle! What does he mean?"

> One day, exasperated, she decided to do away
> with him.. "I shall get rid of this hunchback,"
> she said. And what did she do?
> She added poison to the chappati she prepared for him! As
> she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. "What is
> this I am doing?" she said.
> Immediately, she threw the chapati into the fire, prepared
> another one and kept
> it on the window-sill. As usual, the hunchback came,
> picked up the chappati and
> muttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with
> you: The good you do, comes
> back to you!" The hunchback proceeded on his way,
> blissfully unaware of the war
> raging in the mind of the woman.
>
>
> Everyday, as the woman placed the
> chappati on the window-sill, she offered a prayer for her
> son who had gone to a
> distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had
> no news of him. She
> prayed for his safe return.
> That evening, there was a knock on the door As
> she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing
> in the doorway. He had
> grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn.
> He was hungry, starved
> and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, "Mom,
> it's a miracle I'm here. While I
> was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I
> would have died, but
> just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a
> morsel of food, and
> he was kind enough to give me a whole chappati. As he gave
> it to me, he said,
> "This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it
> to you, for your need is
> greater than mine!"
>
>
> As the mother heard those words,
> her face turned pale.. She leaned against the door for
> support. She remembered
> the poisoned chappati that she had made that morning. Had
> she not burnt it in
> the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he
> would have lost his
> life! It was then that she realized the significance of the
> words: "The evil you
> do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!

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Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going to be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown, Tennessee.

In time, the labour pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labour. Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a long struggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With a siren howling in the night, the ambulance rushed the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at St.
Mary's Hospital, Knoxville, Tennessee.

The days inched by. The little girl got worse. The paediatrician had to tell the parents there was very little hope. Be prepared for the worst. Karen and her husband contacted a local cemetery about a burial plot.

They had fixed up a special room in their house for their new baby but now they found themselves having to plan for a funeral. Michael, however, kept begging his parents to let him see his sister. I want to sing to her, he kept saying. Week two in intensive care looked as if a funeral would come before the week was over.

Michael kept nagging about singing to his sister, but kids are never allowed in Intensive Care. Karen decided to take Michael whether they liked it or not. If he didn't see his sister right then, he may never see her alive. She dressed him in an over sized scrub suit and marched him into ICU. He looked like a walking laundry basket.

The head nurse recognized him as a child and bellowed, "Get that kid out of here now. No children are allowed." The mother rose up strong in Karen, and the usually mild-mannered lady glared steel-eyed right into the head nurse's face, her lips a firm line. "He is not leaving until he sings to his sister" she stated. Then Karen towed Michael to his sister's bedside.

He gazed at the tiny infant losing the battle to live. After a moment, he began to sing. In the pure-hearted voice of a 3-year-old, Michael sang:
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray." Instantly the baby girl seemed to respond. The pulse rate began to calm down and become steady.

"Keep on singing, Michael," encouraged Karen with tears in her eyes. "You never know, dear, how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away." As Michael sang to his sister, the baby's ragged, strained breathing became as smooth as a kitten's purr.
"Keep on singing, sweetheart." "The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms". Michael's little sister began to relax as rest, healing rest, seemed to sweep over her.

"Keep on singing, Michael." Tears had now conquered the face of the bossy head nurse.

Karen glowed. "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Please don't take my sunshine away..."

The next day...the very next day...the little girl was well enough to go home. Woman's Day Magazine called it The Miracle of a Brother's Song. The medical staff just called it a miracle. Karen called it a miracle of God's love.

NEVER GIVE UP ON THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE.

LOVE IS SO INCREDIBLY POWERFUL.

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LEAVE LETTERS

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Policies and Procedures

In this experiment they put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.

Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable.

Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up.

Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.

One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious, but, undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.

All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.

A second original monkey is removed and replaced.

The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.

This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it.

However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.

One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced, eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder.

All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.

AND THAT'S HOW VERY MANY COMPANY POLICIES & PROCEDURES GET ESTABLISHED.

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Hi Sathish,
I just saw your entrance episode in Vijay TV's Maharani. I like the serial so far, and I hope the director gives you an interesting enough role. Keep up the good work👍🏼

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hi brinny

Thank you.the serial is a remake of a popular malayalam serial called ENDE MANASA PUTHRI.my role will warm up slowly and shape up well.since i am stuck between two women the scenes will also be emotional and interesting.I hope it runs the distance and finishes well.be well.

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