Special MOTW....Our next victim....????? - Page 9

Originally posted by: jasunap

1.
4. And once this little cat named Pat,
didn't know what she was at,
she looked up and down,
and then turned around,
Ran into a wall and went splat!!!

please cheer pat up with a limerick too

Patsy had a pet gander
who always loved to wander
One day she caught him by the neck
and gave him a little peck
the gander said" Oh I surrender"😳

Patsy , are u happy??? the gander clan at your feet 😳


5. Most limericks pack laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
The good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical

your rejoinder???? but of course

Limericks are a pain to coin
You shuffle the letters to join
Most of them make no sense
But you love that nonsense
because they make you rake your brain😳

Originally posted by: eljay

Roja, i do have one question for you - what is the story behind Chitra51? '
Or is it too long for this forum? 'Who is Chitra? 'Is this the start of another marmam? '
Does all this make it more than one question?

Originally posted by: meli

awww.....Rose sis and Jazzie cracks me up🤣🤣🤣

Since it goes so well....what about making Roja akka be on the hotseat for 1 more week ladies??😈

Originally posted by: netra_rama

Netra is repeating the same ... i second this idea 😳

Good idea, ladies. I love the entertainment.

Originally posted by: netra_rama

Excellent answers and thanks for the good laugh ... Not bad huh RP you ... takki pudikirengal .. balle balle .... And RP, one set of mine at page 2 naa😳

Here goes the next set .....

5. Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it??😆

Is that so??? bad designing?? assembly line error??? Roja looks around
for her glasses - intha veet le vaicha saman vaicha edathile irukkathu...grrrrr

6. If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they "died laughing"? 😆

whoever said that must be a sidumoonji - and must be dreading death -and
by the way, who said that medicines are meant for cure??? 😳😳

7. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?😆

It depends on the long term planning of the ambulance - when it has to face the
day of judgement - in front of the great Chithragupthan - how many did u kill and how
many did u help to kill??? 😳😳

8. Do you yawn in your sleep??😉

Grrrrrr again Roja turns her attention to the Satay held in the hands of her
doctor -" Netra kekkara paaru , yawn in your sleep aam!!! Enge da ennoda
sleep?? bring back oh, bring back oh, bring back my sleep to meeeeeee"-
Roja screams - "hmmmm , hey kutty doctor, un satay unnuthu illai....Roja
pidunga poraa, u just wait and see grrrrrr"

Originally posted by: meli

awww.....Rose sis and Jazzie cracks me up🤣🤣🤣

Since it goes so well....what about making Roja akka be on the hot seat for
1 more week ldies??😈

I'm really enjoying your answers akka. Neths and Jas, seriya potti unggaluke 😆

Originally posted by: jasunap

hey roj, hope you are up and about and are completely done with your visitors....here i am back again with more questions before i settle to read your previous answers..... have a ball lady....the floor is yours!!!!

1. You wake up one day and you have no worries, you can do, see anything you want, money is not a worry, no limit on the coffee, how would you spend the day?

hmmmm Roja is in dream land - runs to MPH and buys all those
books she has been eying for so long.... comes back home, makes
herself comfortable on the bed...right temperature...enough light...
some naruk muruk on the side table.....shhhh do not disturb Roja

2. If extraordinary means special or amazing, why is it extra and ordinary used...wouldn't this mean more ordinary??

Yup, But u see, when ordinarily used extra is just ordinary
but when u use it extra (more) ordinarily, it becomes extraordinary!!
But seriously, why can't people use minimum number of syllables and
convey maximum message??? needs some skill , eh??

3. If you knew what your future truly held for you, would you try and change it or would you just sit back and enjoy the ride?

Oh yes, I will just sit back and enjoy the ride - in my case, the future
will just be more mad!!! why change it???😳

4. Old times or new? which would you rather live?... Eg... '57 chevy/'67 Chevelle, in the back of a lot with the Am/Fm radio.. ...New age, computer in the living room and color T.V., geared up with 20GB of sound... Why?

Awwww New Age of course - I can not imagine life with out my
PC - a sample exchange between Roja and hubby -
Mr.R : am going to Indonesia for 2 days
R: Ohhh, just 2 days
Mr.R : uh huh ( throws a dirty look at the PC!!)

5. if you were going to be on the road (presumably for the rest of your natural life.) and could take along a troupe of three people (assuming they wanted to come.) who would be in your troupe? Why have you included/not included me????

3??? including or excluding me??? U are there for sure - Roja believes
in having all the villangams closer to her - she would much rather know whats
cooking!!!

6. if you get one opporunity to grab me and/or netra by the shoulders, shake us and make us realise something (anything), what would you make me realise? And what would you make her realise???

Roja gets up from her PC - gets some surgical gloves and wears
(has to deal with some germs, u see, u said u are growing worms,
right??) Holds on to Jazzie -"those d**n limericks, they are not my
cup of coffee, do u get that??? if u dont, get that straight - NOW😳

Next goes to Netra - shakes her as if she is one of those liquid
medicines - upside down - stop looking for dots in telephone
and calculator pads - look for some mountains in mustard
seeds, ok??

7. If the Earth is 4.5 million years old, where is the seven biblical days?

Yet to be born???😃