Originally posted by: netra_rama
Well to go RP ... good job .. but wait, you can be let gone easily right...
Here goes another set ...😉
1. If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?😛
Definitely - what if he uses all the butter and ghee to "cultivate" barren
land????
2. I m sure u have heard the song "London bridge is falling down". If london bridge is still standing, why is there a song about it falling down?😉
Ellam oru hope thaan!!! athu vizhathaa??namba pakka maattOmaa?? Man lives
on hopes u see😳
3. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?😳
awwww - chinna kutti pappa, this is the world we live and u will soon be a
part of this mad world - jolly aa ippove thoongidu, apram intha mathiri
thollai is plenty nnu oru hint, that is all - I am tempted to recall a song -
do not know which movie but I know that it is sung by P.Susheela for
Padmini - " Kaalam ithu kaalam ithu kannurangu magale, kaalam ithai
thavara vittal thookkam illai magale" - she will list all the reasons for
loosing sleep later in life!!! - excellent song - if only that baby understands
all the hidden agenda..... well, she won't sleep a wink..!!!
4. Do you wake up first or open your eyes first?😆
Neither - nudge hubby - "boss, alarm ... get up and switch off the aircon pls"
5. Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?😆
You should not be asking this!!! Namba ooru traffic le, we just wait for an opportunity
to pick on others, don't we???😳
6. What is the difference between normal ketchup & fancy ketchup?😉
when u use it for normal foods, it is normal ketchup and when u use it for
elephant meat it becomes fancy ketchup!!!
7. Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or 2 tickets when they go to movies and concerts?😛
no, they do not - at any given time only one pair of eyes can watch the show -
the other pair is watching out for people like Netra - kitte vaa, konnudaren grrr,
warning in the eyes😳😳
8. If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isn't refrigerated?😆
wellllll I am tempted to draw another comparison - IF rules do not permit and so
whoever is interested in this answer, pls PM maddie😳 and those of you who have
filled in the blanks with this statement of mine👏
9. How do we put an elephant in the fridge?😳
awwwwww do u eat elephant meat???!!!
10. If parents say "Never take candy from strangers", then why do they celebrate Halloween?😳
oh "no candy"" from strangers ... "yes candy" from ghosts....
Need a kattadi RP??😆😆😆
excellent weather - will keep your offer as a rain check😳😳