your fav dialouges...... - Page 5

bade miyaan..... tho bade miyaan.. chote miyaan subhaan allah 😉

Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai
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Dialogues from Sholay

Veer : Gaon vaalon, mein vahi karoonga jo Heer ne Ranjha ke liye kiya tha, Romeo ne Juliet ke liye kiya tha - sosait, sosait, sossaait (suicide).

Arre bhai, yeh sossaait kya hota hai?

Arre bhai, jub ungrez marte hain, to usey sossaait kehte hain!!!!

Sheriff Bhai : Thakur Saab, main abhi abhi jail se nikla hoon!

Thakur Saab : Haan, kaho to phir andhar bhijva doon?


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Ravi: Maa, Tumhaare aasheervaad se main aaj B.A. FIRST class mein pass ho gaya hoon.

Maa : Bahuth khushee ki baath hai beta. Le, yeh parshaad kha le.
Dekho ji. Aaj apke beta ne aap ki baath nibhaya hai.

Beta ... Ek achchi si naukari doond le Aur, Jaldi se ek Bahuraani bhi le aaa

Ravi: Maa ... uummnn ... Bahu rani tho my dhoond hee liya hai.

Maa : Saachee, kaun hai beta vo khush kismat valee

Ravi: Seth Gangaram ki beti, Asha.

[ ddaannn ...dddaaann .... music in the background


The saga continues...

Maa: BETAA!!! Yeh mujhse tu kis janam ka badla le raha hai!?

Ravi: MAA, tu kyaa keh rahee hai?
(Duh?!?!)

Maa: Beta, yeh wohi Seth Gangaram hai jisne tere pitaajee kaa khoon karvayaa thaa!

Ravi: Kya!?

Member of Audience: Abbe saale, sunaaee nahi deta tereko!?

Ravi: Maa, yeh tu kyaa keh rahi hai?

Maa: Beta, bees saal pehle ke baat hai...

Ravi: Yeh, yeh mom get on with it. I've heard that before...

Maa: (STARTS SOBBING HYSTERICALLY) Beta, beta yeh tu kya keh raha hai...

Ravi : Maa aaptho daadi banne ja rahi ho

Maa : Kya, kab Kaise

Ravi : Maa Asha maa banne wali hai aur wow baccha mera hai

Maa : Are you sure, are you doubly sure 🤣

PS : All these directly udafied from internet 😉 Only last 4 are Sheriffs original dialogues 😆

Originally posted by: adonis

Sheriff Bhai : Thakur Saab, main abhi abhi jail se nikla hoon!

Thakur Saab : Haan, kaho to phir andhar bhijva doon?


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😆😆😆 Sheriff bhai too good.

From Movie Dhamal

Manav: You are so smart Adi, mummy would be proud on you 😆

Muniza

Heroine to Villian: Kutte, kameene; chhod de mujhe!!

(Enter) Hero: Haraamzaade, main tera khoon pee jaaungaa!!

Oh man we should all watch one movie together at the same time and discuss dialogues 😳 😆 😆
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Originally posted by: muniza75

😆😆😆 Sheriff bhai too good.

Thank you Thank you 😉😃

Next famous dialogue...

Saala hero never remembers he has slept with the heroine 😆

Heroine : Mein tumhaare bachche ki maa banane waalee hun!

Hero : Kya, kab, kaunsi raat 😆😆

Heroine : Din mein

Hero : Din mein, kis hotel pe 😆

"Aao Vijay, Baito aur hamaare saath ek iscotch piyo. Hum tumhe kha todi jaayenge. Vaise bhi hum vegetarian hain!!"
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aggar zindagi hai tho zaroor milinge...