OK few more questons
1. At my work place (lab) and my school, people call me the TWEETY Bird.. that cute lil yellow bird which hangs around with the Granny and always locked up in a cage . The reason they give is I whistle a lot with my ipod on and annoy the heck of them... but I know there are some hidden reasons behind. Help me solve this mystery by writing atleast 10 characterstics of the Tweety Bird and see if it matches with me (Whatever lil you know of me that is.)
cute question....here are my answers...
1. Contrary to pouplar perception, Tweety is a MALE character and not a female (sheriff bhai is one of the few males on this forum too)
And So am I
2. Tweety bird is a rare and valuable species of the bird community
And So am I
3. Tweety is good natured.
And So am I
4. Tweety happily spends time in his nest/cage without provoking anyone.
I don't live in a cage but in a cage called GHAR. So am I. But I do provoke my friends and GF .. wow log kis liye hai ๐
5. if anyone threatens him, he can become malicious too
So not Iโฆ I never become maliciousโฆ Ask any member if I have used a crude or obnoxious language or yelled at anybody. Except with my Shonas 'coz they are totally and always mine. ๐ณ
6. Tweety usually accompanies his granny
So NotI. Hello spare me this time.
7. Tweety is known to be ornery at times
Only a handful of lucky people get this raw side of mine. ๐
8. Tweety mispronounces some syllables like a little baby sometimes...like pussy cat is putty tat
So notI. Im MR. PERFECT. ๐ณ
9. Tweety likes to sing but not everyone likes his singing
So am I. And very true๐
10. tweety was also featured in the movie spacejam...may be Tweety likes Michael Jordan or basketball???
23 was and is my fav # and this says it all abt my likes abt sport esp Basketball.๐ His son is entering the Basketball scene shortly in NCAA.
OK sheriff bhai....any similarities?
Read above ๐
2. You must be following very closely with the Texas Poygamy and Child Abuse case which is going on at San Angelo, Texas. I want to know your views on this. I got to read that man has around 18 - 20 wives who are nothing but sex machines and he has around 60 plus kids and apparently lives off the Texas State money i.e., basically your tax money is used to feed these kind of people. Give me a brief extract on this and open my eyes.
sensitive topic Sheriff bhai. My views on this...
POLYGAMY: First of all I don't understand why certain religions and communities take shelter in the name of polygamy. I think it is men's way of justifying their lust sorry if i offend anyone on this topic
UNDERAGE MARRIAGE: There is a reason why underage marriages are considered illegal as kids are just not emotionally mature to take such an important decision in life. By justifying that these young girls were not coaxed into marriage but married out of their own volition is all crap. One can easily scare a young teenager and emotionally brainwash them into commiting such an act. This is not marriage, it is sexual abuse of young naive women of the worst kind.
WELFARE: Yes these polygamist men are supposedly supporting 10-20 wives and 100s of kids on welfare and our tax money. It is hypocrisy of the worst kind. On one hand they justify polygamy by saying they are supporting so many helpless women, but then why look at the state for assistance. If they really want to support these women, they need to do it with their own money, not ours!
I am glad this whole cult has been busted...i feel bad for all the young teenagers who have been scarred for life by these middle aged men
Great answer. All of you Texas people should do something. Seriously bring out a petition and ransack their so called palace or Tower. Read the book "Esacpe from Polygamy" by Carolyn Jessop gives you a great insight into this polygamous lifestyleโฆ written by one of the wives who ran away. Mindblowing and a great eyeopener in this dirty world. ๐
3. Heard Harbhajan SIngh te cricket player slapped another player Sree... what would you have done if you were in Srees place
Bhaji is one hot tempered guy. If I was Sreesanth, i would have not provoked a hot iron like Bhaji as he is capable of saying and doing anything. Now that i have been slapped by Bhaji, i would not slap him back as there would be no difference between the immature man and myself. I would just walk away disgusted and never play or talk to him again. It is good that the BCCI banned Bhaji for the rest of the IPL and fined him his league salary.
I don't agree with that, esp in this cruel times and neither am I Gandhi. If somebody slaps me, I don't show my other cheek, wack goes my hand and you know where. ๐
4. Suggest me a good Mother's day gift since it is coming near and I have to fetch one for my daadi No Budget any amount is perfectly ok for my old lady.
then she would really appreciate your time. Mom's and grandmom's don't need material gifts, they just need a gift of words and time
Roz roz uske saath hi rehta hoon, gimme a break. You seem to be a KANJOOS .. LMAO . Im ready to spend my money why r u controlling my reins. Hahahahaha. Just Kidding. But agree time is precious and I value that especially with the good old people. She is my life and soul๐ณ
5. Dedicate a beautiful duet song to Sheriff Raja and Jess Rani.
so happy together....by the Turtles ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zixg-vIQBLM
Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the girl you love and hold her tight
So happy together
If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together
I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life
Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together
I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life
Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together
So happy together
How is the weather
So happy together
We're happy together
So happy together
Happy together
So happy together
So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)
Wow, a purana song LMAO 1967 (when I was busy in my previous Janam) and extremely melodious. Loved the lyrics and great music and very apt for my RANI. I am sending her the link, hope it makes her day.Thanks for the great song and introduction to Turtles. ๐
6. Your favorite NBA Basket Ball Team, BaseBall Team and FootBall Team
NBA= Mavericks (i am sad right now as they lost the playoffs )
BASEBALL= Red sox
FOOTBALL- Patriots
Wow. ๐
That is all for the rest of the session. Man nahi kartha poochne ke liye, 'coz u give single line answer
now do i pass sheriff bhai??
Who said you failed in the first place. And BTW, pass and fail is very relative to the person you are asking. ๐
On the serious side, yes I liked your replies. Good going. Enjoy life and smile always. Thanks again for answering my questions. ๐
On a parting note, read this great book, "The First Patient" an awesome story between two great friends one is a President of US and other becomes his Doctor. Thanks Jess sweety for that gift.๐
God Bless