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Hey my krazy k khandaan k wasiyo luv uh so so so much...here is my another OS...after reading dis plz dont bash me it was only a krazy thought of my k mind...
HAPPY READING
Nibir was seating on der dinning table and having der evening snacks wid sweet tadka of der cute nokjhok...
Nisha - kabir mai soch rhi thi ki kyu na hum kuch dino k liye kahin bahar ghumne chale...
Kabir( holding nisha's hand wid his n says excitedly) - gud idea nisha... isi bahane hume kuch dino k liye ek sath time spend krne ka mauka to milega...
a beautiful curve formed on nisha's lips on seeing his cute n childish excitement after such a long time...while kabir leaned towards dinning table resting his elbow on der for support and started admiring his angel's beautiful smile...n..widin few min. d magic of der eyes done der job of locking der deep brown n black orbs containing each other's reflection...
It has been ten minutes n dis love birds were still lost in eachother's eyes but soon der trance was broken by an irritated voice...n d owner of dat voice was none other den kabir's fav. Sala sukku...
Sukku(loudly on kabir's ears) - KABIR...
Hearing dose loud voice kabir immediately came out of his trance n said...
Kabir(sarcastically) - Aaahhh sukku ye kya mazak h koi aise chillata h kya dheere se nhi bol sakta
Sukku(angrily)- 10 min. Se dheere dheere hi bol ra tha par kuch log itne khoye hue the ki...unko meri presence ka hi ehsaas nhi tha...isiliye zor se chillana pada...
On hearing dis kabir smiled sheepishly n nisha blushed...inorder to hide her blush she said...
Nisha - sukku tu baith mai tere liye coffee le k aati hu...n she headed towards kitchen wid her pinkish face...
Sukku - Kabir jiju hows u ??? Teri dance academy kaisi chal ri??? Tujhe meri koi help chahiye kya???
After hearing dis sweet words frm sukku especially dat word "Kabir jiju" kabir looked at him suspiciously for few seconds n den asked him...
Kabir - sukku tujhe mujhse kuch kaam h kya????
Sukku - ka...kaam...nhi koi kaam nhi h...par tu aise kyu puch rha...
Kabir(playfully) - wo aaj tere muh se mere liye itni mithaas jo tapak rhi h...dar lag ra h kahin mujhe diabetes na ho jaye...
Sukku- kya kabir jiju mai bina kisi kaam k aaplog se milne nhi aa sakta kya????
Now after hearing dis kabir's doubt was 100% confirmed...dat daal me kuch to kala h but poor kabir he didnt knew ki daal me kuch kala nhi h balki puri ki puri daal hi kali h...đ¤Ł
Kabir - dekh sukku tera ye melodrama band kr aur saaf saaf bta ki tujhe mujhse kya favour chahiye...
Sukku now gave up as he understood dat kabir ko shaq ho gya h so he decided to tell him his side of story...
Sukku - meri girl friend h na diya...n before he could tell further kabir interrupted him...
Kabir - to mahashay ki girlfriend bhi h...aur ye baat tune hum sab se chhupaai...
Sukku - wo mai btane hi wala tha...
Kabir(wid k attitude) - ek baar in cousins ko pata chalne de tujhe to ye log sidhe suli pe chadhha denge...
Sukku - wo to mujhe baad me suli pe chadhayenge par dia mujhe aaj hi suli pe chadha degi agar...
Kabir - agar????
Sukku - agar maine aaj shaam ko use tumdono se nhi milaya to...
Kabir- wat???
Sukku - ha kabir wo actually dia hmare family members se milne ki zid krri thi...but tum to jante hi ho na singham aur baki sab ko to maine use keh dia ki meri behn n jiju ko hmare bare me sab pta h n wo tumse milna chahte h au...aur (he said aur wid hasitantly)
Kabir(suspiciously)- aur????
Sukku - aur maine kaha ki...aaj meri behn n jiju ne tumare liye welcm party rakhi h n tumhe invite kia h(while saying dis he closed his eyes n said dis in one go)...
Kabir - wat??? Tu pagal ho gya h kya...aise...invite krne se pehle ek baar puchh to leta mujhse...
Sukku - sorry yr but plz mujhe is musibat se bacha le...
Kabir - par sukku mai tujhe is musibat se tbhi bacha paunga jab teri behn urf ye lady mogambo hmara sath degi aur teri behn ko manana yani sher k muh me apni khopdi daalna h...upar se tune in cousins ko apni gf k bare me na bta k ek aur siyapa khada kr dia...
Sukku - plz yr ...kuch kr na...
Kabir - ok i will try...tu raat ko aajana apni gf ko leke yha...
Sukku - thnx kabir n he hugged him excitedly...
Nisha(coming towards hall) - sukku kabir tum dono ki tabiyat to thk h na...
Kabir - ha wifey kyu kya ho gya...
Nisha - aaj aag aur pani gale lag re na isiliye puchhi mai n she grinned...while subir glared at her...
After few min. Sukku left frm der...n nisha went towards der bedroom kabir too followed her...n he told her abt sukku n diya firstly nisha was verry angry wid sukku she just want to slap sukku hardly but after insisting so many times by kabir she finally got ready to meet diya...
At 8 pm
Sukku enters in kn house wid 2 hot girls...nibir welcomed dem...den sukku introduced one girl as diya n another girl as priya (friend of diya) to nibir...
Den dey all came inside n sat on sofa...sukku was busy in admiring diya while priya was continuously looking at kabir wid flirty look...
Priya was trying to talk to kabir but kabir ignored her n started talking to sukku n diya n on seeing priya like dis nisha was fuming wid anger...
Nisha(monologue)- ye chhipkali pehli baar yha aai h aur aate hi mere kabir pe dore daalna shuru kr di...
Nisha den went towards kitchen n bring cold drinks n snacks for all of dem...
After giving glass of cold drink to sukku diya n kabir she gave a glass of cold drink to diya disheartedly wid fake smile...
Priya - yaar sukku ye kaisi rukhi sukhi party h votka whisky wagarah nhi h kya...???
Kabir - actually priya we dont drink...
While sukku felt embarrased infront of nibir becoz of priya...
Priya - ohh koi nhi...but next time tum hmare yha aana hum tumko talli kr k bhejenge...
Nisha(in slow voice which could only be audible to kabir)- aur next time tum hmare yha aana hum tumko takli kr k bhejenge...
On hearing dis kabir was laughing mentally n also enjoying his wifey's jness...
Den dey decided to play truth n dare n khelte khelte waqt ka kisi ko pta hi nhi chala n it was 1 am...so nibir insisted diya n priya to stay in der house as it was not safe for dem to go at dis time n sukku also stayed der...all 3 ladies were sleeping in bedroom while subir were sleeping in hall...
Kabir(monologue)- sale sukku k bachhe aaj teri wajah se mai apni wifey ko hug kr k nhi so paya...n he cursed sukku under his breathe while sukku was sleepin peacefully in sofa...
Morning...
Nisha's beauty sleep was disturbed by first ray of sunlight...n she got ready n came out frm her bedroom...he den saw kabir sleeping on d floor who was looking like a lil baby she adored him for few min. N den went towards kitchen for making breakfast for all of dem...
Nisha was busy in preparing breakfast...wen priya comes towards kitchen...she looked at nisha n said...
Priya - nisha...can i ask u something???
Nisha - ya ask na...
Priya - tum aur kabir kya sach me ek dusre se pyaar krte ho...
Nisha- ha kyu any doubt...
Priya - nhi wo u both r so different na i mean kabir is so handsome n ...tum dont mind but look at yr self...tum make up nhi krti...n see yr hair it looks so clumsy...yr look my hair...kitne stylish h i love my hair...so much
On hearing dis firstly Nisha was fuming wid anger but den she felt pity for her n for her stupid thought n said
Nisha - priya u know pyaar me aap physically kaise dikhte ho ye matter nhi krta agar kuch matter krta h to wo h aapka dil aur jis din tumhe kisi se pyaar hoga na tumhe khud b khud samajh aa jayega...
Priya - watever n she left frm der...
N dis whole convo was witnessed by sukku...
Sukku(monologue)- is nakchadi priya ki himmat kaise hui nisha se aise baat krne ki ise to aaj mai accha sabak sikhaaunga...n he started stressing his brain for some idea...after few min. An idea strike in his mind n he smiles mischieviously...
Sukku - priya aaj to tu gayi...tujhe tere baal se bhut pyaar h na ab dekh...
He den went towards washroom n mix veet hai removal in shampoo bottle...while he was doing his dangerous job nisha was passing by der n saw bottle in his hand n said...
Nisha- sukku ye kya krra h...
Sukku- ku..kuch nhi nishu wo dekh ra tha ki shampoo h ya nhi...
Nisha- ok
Den priya came n said Priya - nisha wo mujhe fresh hona h
Sukku(pointing towards washroom) -yha chale jao he grinned n left outside to inhale some fresh air
Before priya entered washroom diya said to priya ki uske bhaai ka call aya h n unhe urgently nikalna h so dey searched for sukku but sukku apna phn bhul k bahr chala gya tha so diya nibir ko btake chale gyi priya k sath n usne nibir ko sukku ko inform krne ko kaha
Kabir woke up n said to nisha
Kabir - nisha tu mera bread butter jam bna k rakh mai nha ke aata hu
Nisha noded n he went to washroom to take his beauty bath...
During bathing kabir was singing a song
ye kali kali zulfe tururu ye gore gore gaal Tururu...dekha h tujhko jabse hua h bura haal ye kali kali zulfe
As he said ye kali kali zulfe second time he was applying shampoo in his hair n widin a sec. uski sari kali zulfe uske hath me aa jati h n he shouted loudly
Kabir - NISHAAA...
Nisha - kabir kya ho gya kyu itni zor se chilla rha
Kabir came out wearing towel n seeing his kabir widout hair nisha almost lost his balance but b4 she fell down she hold door of her room for support
Nisha - kabir ye tune kya kr dia tu pagal ho gya h kya tune apne baal kyu kaat diya
Kabir -nisha mera dimaag kharab nhi h jo mai apne baal katunga...maine to bas shampoo lagaya aur ye ho gya
At dat time sukku also came der n after looking at kabir he understood dat his plan had failed n poor kabir became d victim of his stupid plan
Nisha - par shampoo...se aisa kaise hoga den she remember dat sukku was doing something wid shampoo bottle she den look towards sukku suspiciously wid anger brimming in her eyes...n she continued...sukku thodi der pehle tu shampoo ki bottle pakda tha na...kahin tune to kuch...
kabir den looked sukku suspiciously...while sukku thought...
sukku(monologue) - beta sukku indono ko tujhpe shak ho gya h sach bol de isi me teri bhalaai h wrna ye dono tujhe kaccha chaba jayenge...
n den he told nibir his plan of taking revenge wid priya...n on hearing dis nibir was hell shocked...n both were burning wid anger...
Nisha - sukku nalayak kahin ka...she den look towards kabir n said wid anger...tune mere khile hue gulaab ko ujda chaman bna dia mai tujhe nhi chhodungi...
kabir- sukku k bacche teri wajah se mere itne acche baal chale gye mai tujhe zinda nhi chhodunga...he den pick knife n ran behind sukku for taking revenge of making his head banjar zamin...while sukku was running to save his dear life...
sukku- kabir dekh...ye jo b hua ek accident tha...yr isme meri koi galti nhi h...
kabir - par tere khode hue gaddhe me to mai gir gya na...n he was still running behind sukku...
sukku finally succeed to reached d door of kn house he came out frm his house n closed d door lock it frm outside...n sighied in relief...ki finally uski jaan bach gayi kabir se...n den he left frm der...
kabir - sukku k bachhe darwaza khol...aaj mai tera kima bna dung he was brimming wid anger...n knocking door frm inside...suddenly he recieved a message frm sukku he opened it and read...
"Kabir tere naye hair style me ek selfie to banti h...i know maine teri kya mast hair style bnaai hai...bachpan se hi bhut talented hu...mai bas kabhi ghamand nhi kia
kabir - Sukkuuu...
THE END...
HAPPY READING
Nibir was seating on der dinning table and having der evening snacks wid sweet tadka of der cute nokjhok...
Nisha - kabir mai soch rhi thi ki kyu na hum kuch dino k liye kahin bahar ghumne chale...
Kabir( holding nisha's hand wid his n says excitedly) - gud idea nisha... isi bahane hume kuch dino k liye ek sath time spend krne ka mauka to milega...
a beautiful curve formed on nisha's lips on seeing his cute n childish excitement after such a long time...while kabir leaned towards dinning table resting his elbow on der for support and started admiring his angel's beautiful smile...n..widin few min. d magic of der eyes done der job of locking der deep brown n black orbs containing each other's reflection...
It has been ten minutes n dis love birds were still lost in eachother's eyes but soon der trance was broken by an irritated voice...n d owner of dat voice was none other den kabir's fav. Sala sukku...
Sukku(loudly on kabir's ears) - KABIR...
Hearing dose loud voice kabir immediately came out of his trance n said...
Kabir(sarcastically) - Aaahhh sukku ye kya mazak h koi aise chillata h kya dheere se nhi bol sakta
Sukku(angrily)- 10 min. Se dheere dheere hi bol ra tha par kuch log itne khoye hue the ki...unko meri presence ka hi ehsaas nhi tha...isiliye zor se chillana pada...
On hearing dis kabir smiled sheepishly n nisha blushed...inorder to hide her blush she said...
Nisha - sukku tu baith mai tere liye coffee le k aati hu...n she headed towards kitchen wid her pinkish face...
Sukku - Kabir jiju hows u ??? Teri dance academy kaisi chal ri??? Tujhe meri koi help chahiye kya???
After hearing dis sweet words frm sukku especially dat word "Kabir jiju" kabir looked at him suspiciously for few seconds n den asked him...
Kabir - sukku tujhe mujhse kuch kaam h kya????
Sukku - ka...kaam...nhi koi kaam nhi h...par tu aise kyu puch rha...
Kabir(playfully) - wo aaj tere muh se mere liye itni mithaas jo tapak rhi h...dar lag ra h kahin mujhe diabetes na ho jaye...
Sukku- kya kabir jiju mai bina kisi kaam k aaplog se milne nhi aa sakta kya????
Now after hearing dis kabir's doubt was 100% confirmed...dat daal me kuch to kala h but poor kabir he didnt knew ki daal me kuch kala nhi h balki puri ki puri daal hi kali h...đ¤Ł
Kabir - dekh sukku tera ye melodrama band kr aur saaf saaf bta ki tujhe mujhse kya favour chahiye...
Sukku now gave up as he understood dat kabir ko shaq ho gya h so he decided to tell him his side of story...
Sukku - meri girl friend h na diya...n before he could tell further kabir interrupted him...
Kabir - to mahashay ki girlfriend bhi h...aur ye baat tune hum sab se chhupaai...
Sukku - wo mai btane hi wala tha...
Kabir(wid k attitude) - ek baar in cousins ko pata chalne de tujhe to ye log sidhe suli pe chadhha denge...
Sukku - wo to mujhe baad me suli pe chadhayenge par dia mujhe aaj hi suli pe chadha degi agar...
Kabir - agar????
Sukku - agar maine aaj shaam ko use tumdono se nhi milaya to...
Kabir- wat???
Sukku - ha kabir wo actually dia hmare family members se milne ki zid krri thi...but tum to jante hi ho na singham aur baki sab ko to maine use keh dia ki meri behn n jiju ko hmare bare me sab pta h n wo tumse milna chahte h au...aur (he said aur wid hasitantly)
Kabir(suspiciously)- aur????
Sukku - aur maine kaha ki...aaj meri behn n jiju ne tumare liye welcm party rakhi h n tumhe invite kia h(while saying dis he closed his eyes n said dis in one go)...
Kabir - wat??? Tu pagal ho gya h kya...aise...invite krne se pehle ek baar puchh to leta mujhse...
Sukku - sorry yr but plz mujhe is musibat se bacha le...
Kabir - par sukku mai tujhe is musibat se tbhi bacha paunga jab teri behn urf ye lady mogambo hmara sath degi aur teri behn ko manana yani sher k muh me apni khopdi daalna h...upar se tune in cousins ko apni gf k bare me na bta k ek aur siyapa khada kr dia...
Sukku - plz yr ...kuch kr na...
Kabir - ok i will try...tu raat ko aajana apni gf ko leke yha...
Sukku - thnx kabir n he hugged him excitedly...
Nisha(coming towards hall) - sukku kabir tum dono ki tabiyat to thk h na...
Kabir - ha wifey kyu kya ho gya...
Nisha - aaj aag aur pani gale lag re na isiliye puchhi mai n she grinned...while subir glared at her...
After few min. Sukku left frm der...n nisha went towards der bedroom kabir too followed her...n he told her abt sukku n diya firstly nisha was verry angry wid sukku she just want to slap sukku hardly but after insisting so many times by kabir she finally got ready to meet diya...
At 8 pm
Sukku enters in kn house wid 2 hot girls...nibir welcomed dem...den sukku introduced one girl as diya n another girl as priya (friend of diya) to nibir...
Den dey all came inside n sat on sofa...sukku was busy in admiring diya while priya was continuously looking at kabir wid flirty look...
Priya was trying to talk to kabir but kabir ignored her n started talking to sukku n diya n on seeing priya like dis nisha was fuming wid anger...
Nisha(monologue)- ye chhipkali pehli baar yha aai h aur aate hi mere kabir pe dore daalna shuru kr di...
Nisha den went towards kitchen n bring cold drinks n snacks for all of dem...
After giving glass of cold drink to sukku diya n kabir she gave a glass of cold drink to diya disheartedly wid fake smile...
Priya - yaar sukku ye kaisi rukhi sukhi party h votka whisky wagarah nhi h kya...???
Kabir - actually priya we dont drink...
While sukku felt embarrased infront of nibir becoz of priya...
Priya - ohh koi nhi...but next time tum hmare yha aana hum tumko talli kr k bhejenge...
Nisha(in slow voice which could only be audible to kabir)- aur next time tum hmare yha aana hum tumko takli kr k bhejenge...
On hearing dis kabir was laughing mentally n also enjoying his wifey's jness...
Den dey decided to play truth n dare n khelte khelte waqt ka kisi ko pta hi nhi chala n it was 1 am...so nibir insisted diya n priya to stay in der house as it was not safe for dem to go at dis time n sukku also stayed der...all 3 ladies were sleeping in bedroom while subir were sleeping in hall...
Kabir(monologue)- sale sukku k bachhe aaj teri wajah se mai apni wifey ko hug kr k nhi so paya...n he cursed sukku under his breathe while sukku was sleepin peacefully in sofa...
Morning...
Nisha's beauty sleep was disturbed by first ray of sunlight...n she got ready n came out frm her bedroom...he den saw kabir sleeping on d floor who was looking like a lil baby she adored him for few min. N den went towards kitchen for making breakfast for all of dem...
Nisha was busy in preparing breakfast...wen priya comes towards kitchen...she looked at nisha n said...
Priya - nisha...can i ask u something???
Nisha - ya ask na...
Priya - tum aur kabir kya sach me ek dusre se pyaar krte ho...
Nisha- ha kyu any doubt...
Priya - nhi wo u both r so different na i mean kabir is so handsome n ...tum dont mind but look at yr self...tum make up nhi krti...n see yr hair it looks so clumsy...yr look my hair...kitne stylish h i love my hair...so much
On hearing dis firstly Nisha was fuming wid anger but den she felt pity for her n for her stupid thought n said
Nisha - priya u know pyaar me aap physically kaise dikhte ho ye matter nhi krta agar kuch matter krta h to wo h aapka dil aur jis din tumhe kisi se pyaar hoga na tumhe khud b khud samajh aa jayega...
Priya - watever n she left frm der...
N dis whole convo was witnessed by sukku...
Sukku(monologue)- is nakchadi priya ki himmat kaise hui nisha se aise baat krne ki ise to aaj mai accha sabak sikhaaunga...n he started stressing his brain for some idea...after few min. An idea strike in his mind n he smiles mischieviously...
Sukku - priya aaj to tu gayi...tujhe tere baal se bhut pyaar h na ab dekh...
He den went towards washroom n mix veet hai removal in shampoo bottle...while he was doing his dangerous job nisha was passing by der n saw bottle in his hand n said...
Nisha- sukku ye kya krra h...
Sukku- ku..kuch nhi nishu wo dekh ra tha ki shampoo h ya nhi...
Nisha- ok
Den priya came n said Priya - nisha wo mujhe fresh hona h
Sukku(pointing towards washroom) -yha chale jao he grinned n left outside to inhale some fresh air
Before priya entered washroom diya said to priya ki uske bhaai ka call aya h n unhe urgently nikalna h so dey searched for sukku but sukku apna phn bhul k bahr chala gya tha so diya nibir ko btake chale gyi priya k sath n usne nibir ko sukku ko inform krne ko kaha
Kabir woke up n said to nisha
Kabir - nisha tu mera bread butter jam bna k rakh mai nha ke aata hu
Nisha noded n he went to washroom to take his beauty bath...
During bathing kabir was singing a song
ye kali kali zulfe tururu ye gore gore gaal Tururu...dekha h tujhko jabse hua h bura haal ye kali kali zulfe
As he said ye kali kali zulfe second time he was applying shampoo in his hair n widin a sec. uski sari kali zulfe uske hath me aa jati h n he shouted loudly
Kabir - NISHAAA...
Nisha - kabir kya ho gya kyu itni zor se chilla rha
Kabir came out wearing towel n seeing his kabir widout hair nisha almost lost his balance but b4 she fell down she hold door of her room for support
Nisha - kabir ye tune kya kr dia tu pagal ho gya h kya tune apne baal kyu kaat diya
Kabir -nisha mera dimaag kharab nhi h jo mai apne baal katunga...maine to bas shampoo lagaya aur ye ho gya
At dat time sukku also came der n after looking at kabir he understood dat his plan had failed n poor kabir became d victim of his stupid plan
Nisha - par shampoo...se aisa kaise hoga den she remember dat sukku was doing something wid shampoo bottle she den look towards sukku suspiciously wid anger brimming in her eyes...n she continued...sukku thodi der pehle tu shampoo ki bottle pakda tha na...kahin tune to kuch...
kabir den looked sukku suspiciously...while sukku thought...
sukku(monologue) - beta sukku indono ko tujhpe shak ho gya h sach bol de isi me teri bhalaai h wrna ye dono tujhe kaccha chaba jayenge...
n den he told nibir his plan of taking revenge wid priya...n on hearing dis nibir was hell shocked...n both were burning wid anger...
Nisha - sukku nalayak kahin ka...she den look towards kabir n said wid anger...tune mere khile hue gulaab ko ujda chaman bna dia mai tujhe nhi chhodungi...
kabir- sukku k bacche teri wajah se mere itne acche baal chale gye mai tujhe zinda nhi chhodunga...he den pick knife n ran behind sukku for taking revenge of making his head banjar zamin...while sukku was running to save his dear life...
sukku- kabir dekh...ye jo b hua ek accident tha...yr isme meri koi galti nhi h...
kabir - par tere khode hue gaddhe me to mai gir gya na...n he was still running behind sukku...
sukku finally succeed to reached d door of kn house he came out frm his house n closed d door lock it frm outside...n sighied in relief...ki finally uski jaan bach gayi kabir se...n den he left frm der...
kabir - sukku k bachhe darwaza khol...aaj mai tera kima bna dung he was brimming wid anger...n knocking door frm inside...suddenly he recieved a message frm sukku he opened it and read...
"Kabir tere naye hair style me ek selfie to banti h...i know maine teri kya mast hair style bnaai hai...bachpan se hi bhut talented hu...mai bas kabhi ghamand nhi kia
kabir - Sukkuuu...
THE END...
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