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Sarthak

@Sarthak0302

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Posted: 9 years ago

Hi guys..surprised...😆..well a small OS came in my mind..so sharing it with u all...don't bash me..

Warning - its an double meaning one..so ...read at ur own risk..

Kabir had come after a long tiring day at office and now was sitting at the dinning table which was beautifully decorated with candles..and food kept on it..

Nisha comes..and

Nisha - aaj toh bas man Kar raha ki tumhe kha jao..

Kabir (with a naughty smile) - arrey toh roka kisne hai bedroom mai chale..

Nisha- bedroom mai kyon waha ganda ho jayega..hum dining table par hi karenge..

Kabir - 😲 what ..par dining table..

Nisha - obliviously bachpan se Maine ghar par yahi Sikha hai..ki aise kaam dining table..par hi kiye jaate hai...

Kabir - (in his mind - tabhi mai socho ki gangwal house par itni saari dining table kyon hai..😉)

Nisha - kya soch rahe ho kabir Jaipur ke kisi chote bacche se bhi puchoge toh woh dinning table hi suggest karega...

Kabir - kyaa..bache..bhi aisi baate Karte hai...

Nisha - haaa..Jaipur ke bache toh dinbhar sirf yahi baate Karte hai basic cheeje hai kabir..sabko pata hota hai..😛

Kabir - mujhe nahi pata tha..ki Jaipur itni modern city hai..😕😲

Nisha- hamare Jaipur ki toh baat hi alag hai..

Kabir- accha..woh toh dikh hi raha..hai..

Nisha- khair chodo..aaj mai bahut excited hu..itna soch Kar decide kiya hai..Kaunsa..try karna hai...

Kabir- kya..😲 Tum itni bold kaise ho gayi..tum in sab itna interest kabse lene..lagi..

Nisha- kya kabir bachpan se hi yeh mere prime interest Kar topic hai...😉

Waise aaj toh ice cream waale Dada se puch Kar decide kiya hai Kaunsa wala best rahega..

Kabir who was drinking water splits..it..out..

Kabir - kya ice cream waale Dada se koi aisi baate karta hai kya..

Nisha- kya kabir woh itne experienced hai toh..unhi se toh puchungi na ki jyada maja kisme aata hai..

Kabir was witnessing the shock of his life..

(Monologue- kabire Teri wifey ek din mai itni bold aur ajeeb kaise ho gayi..)

Kabir - nisha kya hai yeh sab aaj kisise aisi baat Kar rahi ho..kal se TV par sunny leo$e ki ad dekhogi..

Nisha- kabir sunny ki in cheejo ki ad nahi aati...

Kabir - ( in his mind - waah re waah wifey puri ramayan padli aur yeh bol rahi ho ki ravan mahabharat mai aata hai..ramayan mai nahi..)

Nisha - chalo ab saari baate baad mai...nahi toh ice cream melt ho jayegi..toh ab itne time se hum jiske baare baat Kar rahe te usse try Karne ka time aa gaya hai..meri layi hui new flavor ki ice cream.😃

Kabir (shockingly looking at the ice cream bowl which was kept in front of him) - ek minute tum kya ice cream khane ki baat Kar rahi thi .😲

Nisha - ha itni der se hum yahi toh discuss Kar rahe hai..😊

Kabir faints .🤣

Note - chappals of size 8 only..

No eggs only tomatoes ( I am a vegetarian😆)..😆

Edited by Sarthak0302 - 9 years ago

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Posted: 9 years ago

Res. Waiting for the OS.
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Sarthak ab main kua bolu!! 😆
Bechara Kabiraa...kya kya kya socha tha usne 😉 It was funny. Ab aapke do ff ka update bhi de do...plzzz!! 😃

Edited by Roopsha_98 - 9 years ago