SUHAAGRAAT
(Funny OS)
Rathore mansion
Vasu-jiya beta where r u
Jiya(her daughter)-mom m here
Vasu-beta ye lo doodh aur kabir ke room mein rakh do...aaj uski suhaag raat hai na
Jiya(while giggling)-sure mom
(nisha n kabir r just married...their marriage is an arranged maariage...so they don't know each other that much)
(jiya goes to their room n gave that milk to nisha n came back)
(kabir came to their room)
Kabir(monologue)-kya baat karoon...i don't even know her...taarif kar deta hoon...waise bhi she is looking very pretty
(nisha was feeling so shy...kabir came towards her n said)
Kabir-aap na bohot...no i mean main na
(suddenly nisha screamed)
Nisha-cockrock(and she starts running here n there)
Kabir-what r u doing...stop shouting sab sochenge ki main tumhe tang kar raha hoon
(he was chasing her n she was still running in the room...they both were making so much sound)
(all the family members were sitting in the garden...when they heard their weird sounds)
Dolly(she is jiya's frd)-yeh dono kya kar rahe hain
Saurav-what the(with a shocked look)yeh kaisa sawaal hua
(at nibir room)
Nisha-plzz aap kuch kijiye na
Kabir-kya karoon
Nisha-cockroack ko pakadiye...yeh body phir kyun banayi hai
Kabir-okk i know judo karate...batao kahaan hai cockroach...oye cockroach apni maa ka doodh piya hai toh bahar nikal
Nisha-kyaaa...aapka dimaag to thik hai...judo karate se cockroack kaise bhagega
Kabir-abhi tumne hi toh kaha ki body ka use karo
Nisha-maine ainvayi kaha
Kabir-toh kya karoon
Nisha-dimaag ka use
Kabir-matlab
Nisha-aap chodiye main hi kuch karti hoon
Kabir-kya karogi
Nisha-rukiye(she goes to the bed n picked up one pillow)cockroach bahar nikal...abhi teri chatni banati hoon
Kabir-wo rha cockroach
(nisha goes to the coackroach n start hitting him with that pillow)
Nisha-abhi batati hoon tujhe ruk
Kabir-time please...i wanna say something
Nisha-not now...m fighting...n see winning too
Kabir-no but listen
Nisha-kaha na abhi nhi
Kabir-par cockroach wo sofa ke peeche gaya
Nisha(she stopped)-kyaa
Kabir-hmm wo toh gya
Nisha-toh pehle kyun nhi bola(n she starts hitting him with the pillow)
Kabir-tum ne toh kaha tha that u were busy
Nisha-toh ab kya
Kabir-ab kya...hmmm...i m thinking
Nisha-ghar mein kuch nhi hai kya
Kabir-hai na tv hai...refrigerator hai...AC hai...bed hai...aur bhi bohot saari cheezein hain
Nisha(with i don't believe u look)-r u serious
Kabir-arey of course i m yeh sab hai
Nisha-issey cockroack kaise bhagega
Kabira-issey cockroach kyun bhagega
Nisha-exactly...mera matlab tha cockroack bhagane ke liye ghar mein kuch hai kya
Kabir-nhi shayad
Nisha-matlab yeh cockroach haemin aise hi tang karega
Kabir-never hum ek cockroach se nhi haarne waale...i mean i m kabir singh rathore...tum ruko main abhi aya
(in garden...everybody was feeling so emberressed)
Jiya(in dolly's ear)-bhai thik toh hai na...i thought my bhai is a shy kind of person
Dolly-yeah we can see that...shy
(back to nibir room)
(kabir came back)
Nisha-kahaan gyye the aap
Kabir-tanaaa(he showed her a bottle)
Nisha-what is this
Kabir-kala hit
Nisha-kyaa
Kabir-exactly...tumne tv mein advt. Nhi dekha ek cockroach bhi nhi bachega
Nisha-but i guess wo advt. Mosquito ke liye hai
Kabir-accha
Nisha-hmm mujhe tagline bhi yaad hai...ek machar bhi khatarnaak ho sakta hai
Kabir-arey...sach mein kya
Nisha-hmm
Kabir-arey so what yaar brand is same na...i.e. hit
Nisha-very good idea...i m proud of u(she patted his back)(now her heart was singing my saiyaan superstar)
Kabir-but where is cockroach
Nisha-bahar nikal cockroach aaj teri khair nhi dekh kabir tere liye kya laaye hain
Kabir-tum kya usey dinner par invite kar rhi ho
Nisha-nahin
Kabir-toh invite kyun kar rhi ho
Nisha-oops sorry
Kabir-par ye cockroach gaya kahaan
Nisha-kya pta
Kabir-lagta hai mujh se darker bhaag gya main hoon hi itna brave main toh sher se bhi lad sakta hoon i m so brave and(suddenly he saw something n with a terrified look)chi chi chi chi
Nisha-kya chi chi
Kabir-chipkali(he starts running jumped on the bed with nisha following him n they both landed on to the bed together)thuddd(they broke the bed)
Nisha-aap ne toh kaha tha ki aap sher se lad sakte hain
Kabir-woh toh ab bhi keh raha hoon par yeh sher thode hi na hai yeh to chipkali hai na
Nisha-haan
Kabir-hmm(and he nodded his head)
(everybody was chatting n they heard a loud noise)
Vasu-yeh kya tha
Saurav-i thing earthquake
Vasu-yeh dono thik toh hai na
Dolly-lagta toh nhi hai
Jiya-dekhte hain
Arjun(kabir's dad)-hmm chalo
(they all goes to their room n knocked)
Kabir-main dekhta hoon
(he opened the door)
Vasu-sab thik toh hai na beta
(they all entered)
Vasu-yeh sab kya hai aur ye bed kaise toota
Dolly-aisa kya kar rahe the(she bite her tounge)sorry
Jiya-aur yeh room ko kya hua...koi yudh lad rahe the kya aur bhai yeh hit kyun pakda hua hai aapne
(the room was so messy)
Nisha(in an emberressing tone)-cockroach pakad rahe the
Everybody(together)-kyaaa
Nisha-haan
Kabir-aur chipkali bhi
Everybody-hey bhagwaan
Nibir-kya hua
Saurav-kuch nhi(n they all started laughing)
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
