PART~11
nisha and kabir had a hearty laugh over their conversation...they had their lunch...and were thinking about their plans...
KABIR: nishaa...yaar hume jaldi kuch karna hoga...hume yahan se nikalna hoga...ye place humare liye theek nahi hain...we need to do our work fast ...jaldi se jaldi hume kuch plan banana padega...!!
NISHA:haan kabir...tu sahi bol raha hain...hume kuch karna to padega...lekin kya...??
KABIR: nishaa...!!
NISHA: kya...??
KABIR: mere paas ek plan hain...!!
NISHA: to bol na...time pass kyun kar raha hain...!!
KABIR: main time pass nahi kar raha theek hain naa...!! aur sunn...hume tere village jaana hoga...??
NISHA:mera village...??
KABIR:oopss...sorry...matlab princess nisha ke village...!!
NISHA:awww kabirr...tere muh se princess nisha kitna achcha lagta hain...!!
KABIR:kya pata princess nisha bhi tere se beautiful ho...??🤣
NISHA:kabirr...aur main nahi hun...??
KABIR:yaar ab bandariya aur insaan mein farak hota hain na...to main tujhe princess ke saath compare kaise kar sakta hun...waise tu apne species mein se to bht beautiful hain...!!🤣
NISHA:kabirr tune mujhe bandariya bola...?? saale jangal se bhaage hue chimpu...!!
KABIR:chimpu...??🤔
NISHA: chapraasi chimpanzee...!!🤣
KABIR: nishaa tu kitni J hain na...!!
NISHA:aur tu mere J hone se kitna K hain...!!😉
KABIR: oyyyeee...!!
NISHA: oyeee...!!
KABIR: tujhe main yahin chodke jaaun...???mere saath jaane ka mann nahi hain na tujhe...!!
NISHA:eyyy...maine aisa kab kahan...!!
KABIR: abhi to kaha...!!..
NISHA: kabir...theek hain chal sorry...!!lekin tune hi muhe pareshaan karna shuru kiya tha na...mujhe bandariyaa bola na tune tu bhi sorry bol...!!
KABIR: achcha chal theek hain main bhi sorry...!!
ab chale...??
NISHA:haan chal abhi...lekin hume karna kya hoga...??
KABIR:areyy chal to main bata raha hun naa...!!
kabir and nisha reach princess nisha's village...they find her palace...it was fully packed with security...!!but suddenly they see the old kabir outside the palace sitting under a tree...a mischievous idea strikes kb's mind...
KABIR:nishaa wo dekh...!! bakra mil gaya...!!
NISHA:kabirr kiske baare mein bol raha hain tu...?? kaun bakra...??
KABIR:abeyyy wo dekh...bakra tree ke neeche...kabir...!!
NISHA: areyyy haan...kabir part-2 hain ye to...lekin iss bakre ka karna kya hain...??
KABIR:pakaa ke khaana hain...khaayegi...??
NISHA:eeyyy...tu kuch bhi seedhe seedhe nahi bol sakta na...??ab tu bolega karna kya hain...??
KABIR: abducttt...!!
NISHA:KABIRR...ab kya chal raha hain tere dimag mein...kabir dekh kuch gadbad hui to wahi bakra humara keema kardega...wo sword dekhi hain tune uske paas...ar ab tu kahi usko to abduct karne ka nahi soch raha na...??
KABIR:nishaaa...tu mera dimag kitne achche se padh leti hain...areyyy pagli itna pyaar karti hain mujhse...yaar tu to movie waali heroine nikli...🤣🤣🤣
NISHA:waise humari story bhi kuch movies se kam nahi hain...aur waise kabir tu agar usko kidnap karne ka soch raha hain na...to bhul ja...!!
KABIR:areeyyy oo nisha...i hate tears reyyy...!!🤣🤣
NISHA:eyyy...yeh tu movie ke dialogues maarna bandh karega...??kabirr tu seedhe seedhe bata tu karne kya waala hain...??
KABIR:bola too...ab tereko mere saath chalna hain to chal...warna tu yahin reh main jaa raha hun...!!
NISHA:chal theek hain...chal...!!
KABIR:nisha apna scarf diyo...!!
NISHA:kabirr...mere scarf ka kuch nahi karega ohkk...ye armaani ka scarf hain...!!ye mera favorite hain...
KABIR:scarf important hain ya humdono ki jaan...!!
NISHA:😔scarf...!! chal koyi nahi lele...!!tu mere liye isse zyaada important hain...!!
KABIR:nishaa...i promise you main tujhe ek kya das scarves dilaunga...ya phir jitne bhi chahiye...i'm sorry...!!
NISHA:
he took the scarf from nisha and tied it along with his scarf...he silently went near old kabir from behind and suddenly wrapped it around old kabir's face so that he is not able to see him and shout...he dragged the old kabir to a dark place and tied him with a rope and nisha followed him...old kabir struggled to get out of the grip but he couldn't...
(let's name old kabir OK...and old nisha ON)
OK: kaun hain...hume chod dijiye...!!ye rassiyaan kholiye...aapme himmat hain to saamne aake ladiye...!!
Kabir was standing behind him...!!
KABIR: areyy bade bhaiyya himmat to bht hain...issiliye to aapka kidnap kiya na...!!
OK:kaun hain aap aur humare peeche kyun khade hain...agar aapme himmat hain to saamne aayiye...aur humse ladiye...parantu aap ye kis bhaasha ka istemaal kar rahe hain...hain himmat to aap humaare saamne aaye...!!
KABIR:saamne to main aajaunga lekin bade bhaiyya promise karo ki aap mujhse aur mere saath mein jo hain usse daroge nahi...??
OK:ye p..pro...miss kis tarah ka shabd hain...!!
KABIR:yaar nishuu tune isske baare mein ekdum sahi bola tha...ye to sachchi mein item hain yaar...ab promise ko hindi mein kya bolte hain...??
NISHA:ab samjha tu main kya bol rahi thi chimpu...waise promise ko hindi mein waada bolte hain...chimpu...!!
OK:koyi hume ye bataayega yahan chal kya raha hain...??
KABIR:do minute chup hoja yaar tu...!! oyyee aur tu phirse mujhko chimpu boli...jangal se bhaagi hui bandariyaa...!!
NISHA:eyyy...kabirr...tu marega mere haathon...!!
OK:par hum kyun...??aur aapme logon se baat karne ki bilkul tameez nahi hain...aapne hume tu bola...??
KABIR:ooo mere bhai...wo tujhe nahi mujhe bol rahi hain aur tu nisha...tu mujhe maaregi...tere saare chocolate khaa jaaunga main..aur ghar mein bhi jitne bache hain saare khaajaaunga...kuch nahi bachaunga tere liye...phir tu royegi...aur main hasunga...hahaha🤣🤣🤣
NISHA:hehehe...main tujhe ghar mein ghusne dungi to khaayega na tu...!!😈
KABIR:tu mujhe mere ghar mein nahi ghusne degi...??aur wo kaise...??
NISHA:mere cousins kissliye hain...??🤣🤣🤣
KABIR:ghar mein windows kissliye hain...??
NISHA:aur unn windows pe locks kissliye hain...??🤣🤣
OK:ooo...chup rahiye aapdono...hume bataayega koyi yahan chal kya raha hain...??/saamne aayiye abhi ke abhi aap dono...!!
KABIR: TU kitni J hain na...!!
NISHA:aur tu mere J se kitna K hain na...!!
KABIR:nisha yaar hum dono phir bhatak gaye...hum wo kaam kare jo karne aaye hain...!!
NISHA :areyy haan hum iss bakre ke baare mein to bhul hi gaye...to chale isske saamne...??😈
KABIR:pakka...??chal...!! bade bhaiyya main pehle hi bol raha hun darna manaa hain...!!
OK:aap pehle saamne to aayiye...!!
kabir slowly comes in front of OK...kabir was trying to stop his smile...he was thinking about OK'S reaction..!!
OK saw kabir's face and...
KABIR:jhatka laga...bade bhaiyya aap theek to ho na...??🤣🤣🤣
OK: kk...kk...kk..kaun ho tum...??
KABIR: kkk..kk...kk...kk..kabir...!!🤣🤣🤣
OK:yeh kaise ho sakta hain...kabir to hum hain...!!
KABIR: kyunnn bade bhaiyya ek aur jhatka dun...??
OK:😕
KABIR:nishuuu...!!
nisha comes before OK...
OK:yy...yuvraani saa aap...yahaan...?? aap inke saath kya kar rahi hain...??aur kaun hain...??
nisha comes and stands beside kabir and kabir puts his hand around her shoulder and nisha's hand was on kabir's shoulder...OK was shocked to see this...
NISHA:mere laal... maggi noodles bana rahi hun khaayega...?? aur tu na ye hum hum karna band kar samjha...?? sab ke sab humming birds hain yahan...!!
kabir burst out laughing at her dialogue...
KABIR:nishaaa...humming bird...?? seriously...?? tere muh se finally nikal hi gaya naa...!!🤣🤣🤣
aur maggi noodles mat bol nisha yaar bhook lag jaayegi...!!🤣
OK:ye aap kya bol rahi hain yuvraani saa...
KABIR:yuvraani saaa...!!🤣🤣🤣
NISHA:eyyy...ye tu yuvraani saa bolna band kar...warna main tujhe maardungi...!!
OK:aap aise kyun bol rahi hain yuvraani sa aap humse gussa hain abhi tak...aap ye maanti hain na ki hum aapse prem nahi karte...hum aapse bht prem karte hain yuvraani saa...lekin ye samaaj hume kabhi ek saath nahi rehne dega ...!!
KABIR:abeyyy ee...meri biwi hain be wo...tu uspe line maarne ka sochiyo bhi mat...keema bana dunga tera...🤣🤣🤣
OK: yuvraani saa ...aapne vivaah kar liya...??
KABIR:haan...wo bhi 4 maheene pehle...abe oo ye teri yuvraani saa nahi hain...maan jaa mere laal...ye meri biwi hain...teri yuvraani saa ko dekh...aur isko dekh...koyi comparision bhi hain...ye jungle se bhaagi hui bandariya hain...!!🤣🤣🤣
NISHA:kabirr...😭
KABIR:areyy nisha main tujhe kuch nahi bol raha tha...main to bas isse bata raha tha ki yeh jo soch raha hain waisa nahi hain..🤣🤣aur bade bhaiyya aapko yakeen nahi hota na to apne uss yuvraani saa ke mahal mein jaake ke dekho...!!
kabir leaves OK free and says that he will return to this place if ON is there in the mahal..and so he does...ON was there in the palace...sitting all alone in her room...OK returns to the same place once again...to get the answers for his questions...
KABIR:kyun bade bhaiyya maan gaye ab...??
OK:kaun hain aap log...?? aur yahan kyun aaye hain...??kya chahte hain aap...??
KABIR and NISHA explain him the whole story...why and how they came here...what were they doing here...!! everything...!!
KABIR:to bhai iss tarah se tune aur teri yuvraani saa ne humare life ki band bajaa di...aur uska wo raja karanvir singha...wo bhoot uncle banke humare peeche pada hain...aur yeh galti tune aur teri uss yuvraani saa ne kiya hain to isko sudhaaroge bhi tum dono...hume iss problem se bhi tum nikaloge..!!
OK:hume karna kya hoga...??
KABIR: bade bhaiyya ...??seriously...??aap sachme humari help karoge...??
OK:aaphi ne to kaha ki humne aapko iss pareshaani mein daala hain...to hum hi nikaalenge...hum peeche hatne waalo mein se bilkul nahi hain...!!
KABIR:mat hato...bilkul mat hato...🤣🤣🤣
kabir hugs ok in excitement...
OK:lekin hume karna kya hoga...??
NIBIR: PROPOSE...!!!🤣🤣🤣
OK: hain...??
KABIR: ABEE YAAR...!!🤣🤣🤣
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TBC...!!
Indian Idol 15
