In the van . Kirti offers seat for Kabir but Dolly comes and sits there . Sourav and Umesh sit together . Nisha's place and Viraj's place was empty . Kabir was not interested in sitting with Viraj . So he had no other options but sit next to Nisha .
Nisha was sitting next to the window side .
Kabir : Miss Lady dragon kirpya karke apne bag ko hataiye .
Nisha : Why ? u didn't get any other seat ?? ya kisi ne tujhe apne seat se bhagadiya ?
Kabir : Nehi ! I was late and don't have any other place to sit
Nisha : tu khada reh ! bohat acha lagta hai !
Kabir : seat insano ko baitne ke liye hota hai ! not for bags ! aur secondly ur name is not written here do u get that !
Kabir takes Nisha's bag and Nisha pulls it in reflex .
Nisha : Mera bag vaapas de kawwa kahi ke
Kabir : I will not u lady dragon !
Nisha : Give my bag
Kabir : no
Students keep staring at their fight .
They keep on pulling and the bus starts and Kabir falls over Nisha . The bag is in between them . Kabir looks into Nisha's eyes ...same does Nisha . Then Nisha pushes the bag . He sits next to her . Nisha looks outside the window . Kabir sneezes
Kabir : AAAChooo
Nisha : cheee
Kabir : what cheee ?...have u never sneezed in ur life ?...agar karthi bhi aag hi bahaar aata aur sab ko jala dethi
Nisha : tarazan ki taarah to nehi cheekti hoo ...
Kabir : Tarzan kisko bole tumne ?
Nisha : u only ...
Kabir : Really ? u have never heard me shouting very loudly ...its dangerous and hot !
Nisha : abhi hi tera voice ka frequency aisa hai toh ...aage kaan se khoon aaega .
Kabir : Oh really ? Toh theek hai mein dikhata hoon
Kabir screams on Nisha's ears loudly .
Kabir : LADY DRAGONNN
Nisha :Aaah !
Nisha keeps her hands on her ears !
Nisha : Taarzaan ke saath saath gorilla bhi ho tum !
Kabir : Gorrillia its ur husband's wife u get that !
Nisha : What the hell ...
Kabir : Hell ...I'm right now sitting with goddess of hell ...the great lady dragon
Nisha : well I'm sitting with a mindless mess !
Kabir : really ?? its u
Nisha : Just shut up u get that !
Kabir : why should I ??
Kabir starts screaming and Nisha wraps a paper and stuffs it on Kabir's mouth !
Umesh : lagta hai world war three start hone wala hai
Sourav : yeah even I think so ...
Kirti : How blah ! Nisha is behaving very rudely with Kabir !
Dolly : uffooo
Kabir : Nacchadi ...how dare u ?
Nisha : oye 1 star film ki hero kahi ke ...just behave your selves haan !
Kabir : Oh really ! u will teach me manners !
Nisha : oh god ! my head is paining .
Kabir : dard ka matlab I will teach u . It means tolerating u !!
Nisha : u ullu will u shut up !
Sourav : Nishu ...Nishu ... Hi yaar !
Nisha : Yeha aa bacchu tera bye kardoongi mein !
Sourav : calm down guys...
Kabir : u shut up u bheil ! al ready my head is aching because of this dragon . Now tell her to massage my head
Sourav (to himself) : Again I made entry at the wrong time .
Nisha : what ?
Kabir : mera sar dhabao ! common
Sourav : yeh gaya !
Nisha : really ur head is aching ? I have a very good medicine for u
Kabir : What ?? (smiles)
She takes out Kabir's water bottle and pours the water on his head and hits his head with the bottle .
Kabir : aaah . W*F u lady dragon
Nisha : dekh tameez se baat kar ...u get that nehi toh
Kabir : nehi toh kya karoogi ?
Nisha : listen u ...
Kabir : what ? what ? haan ?
Sourav : guys clam down
NiBir : U Shut up !
Sourav : continue (embarrassed and helpless)
Kabir : Kya karogi
Nisha : u ullu ...u Nikhambe ...
Nisha and Kabir keeps on fighting till they reach their house .
Umesh : Yaar mera kaan dhuk raha hai !
Sourav : me too
Dolly : me threee
Kirti : How blah ! poor Kabir !
Umesh , Dolly and Sourav : Kirti (frowning at her )
Viraj : Just look at both of them . Nisha ki yeh din bhi dekhna pada . First time my bro did a good job. (smirks)
precap :
NiBir telling to themselves that they hate each other .
School fight .
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