BUT UB & BD - loves the name LOCHAN... AND SO THEY WILL GIVE AN ADD IN THE NEWSPAPER... (another trap...yeh log lochan ko bhi nahi chodthe)
"BAJPAYEE GHAR KE LIYE CHAHIYE...LOCHAN CHAHIYE...JO GHAR KO AUR HUM DONON KO BHI POORE TARAH SAMBHAL SAKE" -
So below is an imaginary audition by THE SIBLINGS for Lochan...
Quick Grills :
Aapka Naam kya hai???
If he answers anything other than Lochan - he is immediately rejected!!! (they want only Lochan - you will know the reason y)
If he answers 'Lochan' - then they go to next question...
Aapko padna likna aata hai???
If he answers 'Yes'- he is immediately rejected!!! (they want illiterate people)
If his answer is "Nahi aata" - then they go to next question...KISNE BATAYA HUMEIN EK NAUKAR CHAHIYE... (another trap) - they expect an answer - like humne aise "suna" - if not he is rejected!!! if he answers as expected... then they go to the most difficult question -
Iss Naam ka Arth batao???
If he doesnt answer 'Ankhein'- they will reject him... if he answers, they will ask more...
Apne naam se jude ankh- jyotish (numerology - for those who don't know shudh hindi) arth pata hai ???
Lochan is selected only if : he says- "aapke pravachan bahoth prasid hai.. isliye...aap hi bata deejiye.." 😆
(For those who cant read hindi)
For those who don't understand SHUDH HINDI :
People with this name tend to be decisive and good with money. They try to have a balance between the physical and the spiritual worlds. They can often be a successful entrepeneur, and are often striving to reach ever higher goals and positions.
{Lochan yeh sunkar bade prasann ho jaate hai...esp. last line...he feels he will grow the ladders of success... par yeh twist dekho... }
bhai aur behna milkar yeh yojna karte hai :
UB : saraswati.. mere mooh se sune hue lafzon ko sunkar.. lagta hai ki Lochan khushi sambhaal nahi pa rahe hai...
BD : hahahaa.. haa bhai-saab... aapne toh kamaal hi kar di... woh aaye humko ollooo banane (as obviously his name is not lochan, and he is literate).. aur aapne toh usko hiii ollooo banaya...HOPJ 😲
UB : <he gives that gulp stare at the window> and says : HUM YEH PRATIGYA LETE HAI... KI LOCHAN KO POORI TARAH BADALKE REHENGE!!!! Aur woh aake.. ghutnon pe girkar... sir jhukakar... apne astitwa bhoolkar.. wajood khokhar... 'Lochan' bankar...hum donon ko, aajeevan sevaa karenge... aur humesha saare niyamon aur paramparaon ka paalan karenge..
Hope you guys... enjoy reading these lines... and if there is anything to add.. plz shoot...
Likes & Comments plzzz...and donot forget...we still have the competition yet to begin...
All of you Navyians...c'mon lets join the "fun"...
UPLABD MAUKA KA UPYOG KARO... (Means use the available opportunity)😛😛😛😆😆😆
So lets have the competition started???
Luv,
Sajini
