WHAT DEEPAK WILL TELL GORILLA [FICTION]

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Dan

@Darren_Pieu

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Posted: 13 years ago

Deepak: Maaf Kijiye, main aapse kuch baath karna chahtha hoon...

Gorilla (Anant's dad): Ji, kahiye...

Deepak: Main aapse yeh kehna chahtha hoon ki aapke b...

Navya: Papa, please meri baath suno...

Deepak: CHUP KARO NAVYA!!!!!!...ITHNA SABKUCH HUWA AUR KISINE MUJHE BATHAYA BHI NAHIN...AB HAMARE PARIVAAR KI EK LADKI KE PEECHE JAANE NAHIN DOONGA MAIN USS BESHARAM KO!!!!!

Gorilla: Ji, Kya baath hain??...kahiye...

Deepak: MAIN AAPSE YEH KEHNA CHAHTHA HOON KI AAPKE BAUJI A.K.A UDI-BABA KO DEKHKAR HAMARI GUDIYA CHILLAKAR RO RAHI HAIN...GUDIYA KO CHOD, EVEN MUJHE BHI DARR LAG RAHA HAIN UNE DEKHKAR...UNE AGAR DARANE KA ITHNA SHOK HAIN TOH HAMARE DAMAAD GAUTAM KO SABAK SIKHANE KO KAHO...WOH AAJKAL USKI BEEWI KO CHODKAR JITNE BHI LADKIYAN HAIN UNN SABSE BOHAT PYAAR KARTA HAIN...

Gorilla (in a thunderous voice): haan...woh toh nayi baath nahin hain...mere bachpan mem bauji mujhe ek baar zor se dekha tha...uss din mere smile karne ka ability chala gaya...ab mujhe Mr. bean aur Tom & Jerry dekhkar bhi hassi nahin aatha...kal bauji ka extra-terrestrial passport ready hoga...tab hum une jupiter bhej denge...

Bua Daadi: SATHYANAASH!!!!...Yeh kya chal raha hain???...hamare ghar ke ek sadasya white-kurtha na pehnewaale ek ajnabi se baath kar raha hain???...HARI OM PRABHUJI!!!!

Gorilla: Ji, hamem ab chalna hain...aaj Animal planet mem bauji aur bua daadi ka ek interview hain...

Udi-baba: $*($&*(^&$(#*&@)*)(#*)%*$)&)$)#$)(#*)%

Deepak : Yeh gaali kyoon de raha hain????

Rema: Ji, woh kaa hena...woh gaali nahin... sabko bleaching (means 'blessing') de raha hain...ab hum log chalte haim...bayee bayee...

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Preet

@Preet078

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Posted: 13 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hope yeh aaj ke epi mae dekhna ko mil jaye ...animal planet interview , bleaching 😆 too much

What a post ...u made me 🤣..Thnx 4 sharing wid us...

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harini

@Idealistic

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Posted: 13 years ago

🤣...hilarious post
omg ...gorilla forget his smile ... 😆😆😆😆

passport for Jupiter😆😆😆😆😆😆 m sure odi baba wil der wid his pravachans too🤣🤣🤣
🤣plz send dat saatyanash also wid odi baba ...dono bhai bhen khush toh rahenge 😆😆😆

u made such an tensed precap ...laughter one 😆 loved it

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4UNavya

@4UNavya

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Posted: 13 years ago

🤣hahahhaaa im still lauging

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Savithacrao

@Savithacrao

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Posted: 13 years ago

OMG Dan, U n Manoj have got a great sense of humor 😆
Deepak n Gorilla conversation is just too good 👏
My favorite part from the conversation is "Gorilla (in a thunderous voice): haan...woh toh nayi baath nahin hain...mere bachpan mem bauji mujhe ek baar zor se dekha tha...uss din mere smile karna ka ability chala gaya...ab mujhe Mr. bean aur Tom & Jerry dekhbar bhi hassi nahin aatha...kal bauji ka extra-terrestrial passport ready hoga...tab hum une jupiter bhej denge..." 🤣

Gorilla: Ji, hamem ab chalna hain...aaj Animal planet mem bauji aur bua daadi ka ek interview hain...

Udi-baba: $*($&*(^&$(#*&@)*)(#*)%*$)&)$)#$)(#*)%

Deepak : Yeh gaali kyoon de raha hain????

Rema: Ji, woh kaa hena...woh gaali nahin... sabko bleaching (means 'blessing') de raha hain...ab hum log chalte haim...bayee bayee...

And I just hope that Udi Baba takes all the nuisance characters (Bua dadi, Angry Papa, Rama, Meeta, Deepak) along with him to Jupiter and settle down there 😆