OODI-BABA FILLS UP APPLICATION FORM FOR ASYLUM

MONSTER JINGALALA'S ASYLUM FOR INTOLERABLY VIOLENT LUNATICS

NAME OF LUNATIC : {CREEPY, OODI, CENTRE SHOCK} BABA

DATE OF BIRTH : VINAASHKAAL 1100, 10^TH DIVAS

SEX (M/F) : SHARAM NAHIN AATHE AISE GANDE SAWAAL POOCHNE PAR??!!!!!

IDENTIFICATION MARKS :PERPETUAL BALD HEAD, FOREST-LIKE BEARD, KILLING LOOKS

NATIONALITY : JUPITER-WAALA

STATE : SOLID-STATE (SAARE MANUSHYA SOLID-STATE MEM HAIN)

RELIGION : PARAMPARA-WAADI

CASTE : ALIEN TRIBE

ADD. & PH. : BABA-GIRI ZOO (THE NAME SAYS IT ALL), NO PHONE..WE USE TELEPATHY

FATHER'S NAME &OCCUPATION : MOJO SHAITAN, PROFESSIONAL VAMPIRE

MOTHER'S NAME & OCCUPATION : BHOOTNI MOJO, TORTURE-SPECIALIST

E-MAIL ID : cantlivewithoutparampara@ creepymail. com

Degree course passed : MECHANICAL TORTURING (WITH 201% MARKS)

TO BE FILLED BY OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS...

DID YOU CONSULT ANY OTHER DOCTOR & THE RESULT : YES, COUNTLESS DOCTORS...SOME WENT MAD & OTHERS ARE NO MORE

WHY DO YOU WISH TO ENROLL THE PATIENT INTO THE ASYLUM ? : LIVING HAS BECOME IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE OF THIS BUDDA...HE CONSTANTLY THREATENS EITHER TO TURN ALL OF US INTO ASHES OR CARRY OUT THE "MUNDAN RITUAL" ON ALL OF US...HIS MIND-BLOWING LOOKS ARE UNBEARABLE...HE CONSTANTLY URGES US TO TRAVEL TO HARIDWAR & MEDITATE FOR A WEEK. HE NEVER WASHES HIS KURTHA...WE LOSE OUR CONSCIOUSNESS EVEN WHEN HE IS 100 METERS AWAY BECAUSE OF THE FOUL SMELL THAT EMANATES FROM HIS KURTHA...NOWADAYS WE LOCK OUR NOSES WITH PAPER-CLIPS TO EVADE THIS DANGER...HE NEVER BRUSHES HIS TEETH SINCE IT IS AN 'ANTI-PARAMPARA' ACT...INSTEAD, HE CHEWS BAMBOO LEAVES & SPITS IT ALL AROUND THE ZOO...RECENTLY, HE TRIED TO CONDUCT THE MARRIAGE OF A 6-MONTH OLD BABY BOY WITH A 2-MONTH OLD BABY GIRL...THEIR PARENTS FILED A COMPLAINT IN THE POLICE STATION BUT IT HAD NO USE SINCE THERE IS NO LAW IN EXISTENCE TO PUNISH MENTAL PATIENTS...PLEASE TAKE THIS BURDEN AWAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR ELSE VISIT US AT THE NEARBY CEMETERY.

DO YOU WISH TO ENROLL ANYBODY ELSE TO OUR ASYLUM? : YES...OUR HORRIBLE BOO-AAH DADI HAS STARTED TO SHOW THE SAME SYMPTOMS...SHE CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF YOUNGSTERS BEING HAPPY...OUR COUSIN NIMISHA'S LIFE IS UNDER SERIOUS THREAT...MOREOVER, THIS BOO-AAH DADI CHANTS "HARI OM PRABHUJI" AFTER EACH HORRIBLE DEED. WE THINK THIS IS BECAUSE OF OODI'S COMPANY...PLEASE BE KIND ENOUGH TO RESERVE TWO SEATS FOR THESE TWO LUNATICS...

ANY OTHER COMMENTS FROM YOU: PLEASE EXCUSE US FOR NOT ATTACHING OODI-BABA'S PASSPORT SIZE PHOTO ALONG WITH THIS APPLICATION...HE THINKS SNAPPING PHOTOGRAPHS MAY DESTROY PARAMPARA & HE WANTS TO ATTACH A HAND-MADE PAINTING DRAWN IN PAPAYA LEAVES...SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE...

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