Masterji jokes - Page 3

HP : Mastersaab, humne aapke naam pe mannat maange the, ek taang pe khade hoke

Dev : Sankat tal chuka hein Pareshan Prasad ji

HP : Iss baat pe ek jhappi toh banti hein

Bimla; Devji, chai peejiye. Kya mujhe bhi admission milegi aapki ischool mein?

Vidhi: Hamri class mein waisi bhi badi bacchon kee kami nahi hein.Aur yeh kya Devji kyun bula rahi ho ?

Bimla : Tum sabke liye toh Masterji hein..Par mere liye toh Masterji Swarg se aaye Indradev jaise hein.. Isliye mein Dev Ji hee pukarungi... Muje admission toh milegi naa ?

Vidhi: Bilkul

Hp: Haan , Mastersaab toh bade dayalu hein. Inka dil bahut bada hein. Tumhein bhi jagah milenge inke dil pe....mera matlab hein ischool pe.,

Mujhe nahi patha hai ispe kya reaction ya comment

Dena hai.. 🫣

haye Haye yeh kya din aagaya hai our kya dekhna pad raha hai🤧

Mummyyyyyyy yeh mujhse nahi ho paye gaa 🤣🤣

Yeh sabko hasane ke liye meri taraf se hein. January se mein yahaan nahin aa pawungi, Shinika. February first week ko delivery date hein. Kuch complications hai pregnancy mein , toh mujhe treatment ke liye January mein admit hone padegi. Toh usse pehle maximum koshish yeh hein kee yahan mein aa sakun aur sab ke sath masti kar sakun. 2023 mein pata nahi kab aa pawungi.

Amba : Masterji dekhiye naa hamare class ke bade baccha Pareshan Prasad behosh pada hein

Vikram: Kuch keejiye Naa Masterji

Dev : Inko saas dene padenge .

And Dev started giving CPR to Pareshan Prasad.

HP wake up slowly.

HP : Mastersaab aap toh farishtey hai. Aap ne jaan bacha li.

He hugs Dev tightly.

Vidhi : Jabse bade bacche aaye hein Masterji ke saath jhappi khel rahe hain. Abb kya kare hum ?

Amba : Yeh lo masterji ke laal pen. Tum bhi laga lo sindoor maang mein

Originally posted by: Revutty

Amba : Masterji dekhiye naa hamare class ke bade baccha Pareshan Prasad behosh pada hein

Vikram: Kuch keejiye Naa Masterji

Dev : Inko saas dene padenge .

And Dev started giving CPR to Pareshan Prasad.

HP wake up slowly.

HP : Mastersaab aap toh farishtey hai. Aap ne jaan bacha li.

He hugs Dev tightly.

Vidhi : Jabse bade bacche aaye hein Masterji ke saath jhappi khel rahe hain. Abb kya kare hum ?

Amba : Yeh lo masterji ke laal pen. Tum bhi laga lo sindoor maang mein

Yahan hug bardash se bahar hai aur ap CPR dilwa do...🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢kya ho gaya hai apko taste ko🤣🤣🤣Cadbury khaya karo

Toh mein kya karun ? Show mein Hp and Dev hug 🤗 hi zyada dikha rahe hein. 😂😂😂😂

Zyada pareshan nahi karungi tujhe. January mein admit hone padegi mere ko, treatment ke liye..... Thoda serious hein health issues. Abhi almost bed ridden hoon Scissor.....Thodi bahut khadi ho jaati hoon, walk karti hoon. Aise haalat mein relative ke ghar bhi jaana pada, joh taal nahi paayi . Waapis aane ke baad kal se bahut dard hein pairon pe.... Abhi dawai wagera le rahi hoon. Phir waapis kab awungi IF pe mujhe pata nahi yaar.

Originally posted by: Revutty

Zyada pareshan nahi karungi tujhe. January mein admit hone padegi mere ko, treatment ke liye..... Thoda serious hein health issues. Abhi almost bed ridden hoon Scissor.....Thodi bahut khadi ho jaati hoon, walk karti hoon. Aise haalat mein relative ke ghar bhi jaana pada, joh taal nahi paayi . Waapis aane ke baad kal se bahut dard hein pairon pe.... Abhi dawai wagera le rahi hoon. Phir waapis kab awungi IF pe mujhe pata nahi yaar.

Please take care and have proper rest

Originally posted by: Revutty

Amba : Masterji dekhiye naa hamare class ke bade baccha Pareshan Prasad behosh pada hein

Vikram: Kuch keejiye Naa Masterji

Dev : Inko saas dene padenge .

And Dev started giving CPR to Pareshan Prasad.

HP wake up slowly.

HP : Mastersaab aap toh farishtey hai. Aap ne jaan bacha li.

He hugs Dev tightly.

Vidhi : Jabse bade bacche aaye hein Masterji ke saath jhappi khel rahe hain. Abb kya kare hum ?

Amba : Yeh lo masterji ke laal pen. Tum bhi laga lo sindoor maang mein

Masterji gave cpr to HP.🤣

Hahaha, aisa sirf aap hi soch sakti ho.

Vidhi ko bhi behosh hoke let Jana tha.

Usko bhi mil jata iss bahane.

Originally posted by: Revutty

Zyada pareshan nahi karungi tujhe. January mein admit hone padegi mere ko, treatment ke liye..... Thoda serious hein health issues. Abhi almost bed ridden hoon Scissor.....Thodi bahut khadi ho jaati hoon, walk karti hoon. Aise haalat mein relative ke ghar bhi jaana pada, joh taal nahi paayi . Waapis aane ke baad kal se bahut dard hein pairon pe.... Abhi dawai wagera le rahi hoon. Phir waapis kab awungi IF pe mujhe pata nahi yaar.

Take care dear