Masterji jokes - Page 4

Amba: Jab tak Masterji humein nahi apnayenge hum baal nahi baandhenge

Vidhi : Ischool mein baal baandhke ribbon lagane padte hein. Nahin toh fine dene padenge.

Amba : Vikram bag leke awo.

Vikram: Ee lo bag Maasi

Amba: Kitne chahiye?

She started throwing chalk pieces, attendance register, duster, red pen, pencil, eraser one by one

Amba : Aur lo , aur lo , aur kuch chahiye

Dev : Mera wallet kahan hein?

Vidhi: Hamari homework book kahan hein ?

Hp: Mera chashma kahan hein ?

Bimla : Chai kaa cup kahan hein,?

Amba: Yeh lo , yeh bhi lo tumhari jumke, rumaal , wallet, chashme, homework book, chai cup,

Lo aur lo...

( Recall the incident when Amba was throwing money before Chaachi)

Dev : Silence , kya ho raha hein yahan? Sab log kya baatein kar rahe ho?

Vikram: Masterji woh Pareshan Prasad aaye nahi abhi tak.

Dev : Kal hi toh buqar utar gaya thaa uska koyi samaj naam ke padosi ladke se viral fever huwa thaa Naa ?

Amba : Kal aate hi class mein behosh bhi huye aur aapne ne Unhein

Dev : Aankhein kyun dikha rahi ho chorni kahin kee

Bimla : Haaye mein barbaad huyi , Zindagi kharab huyi.

Dev : Ro kyun rahi ho ? Yeh Pareshan Prasad toh tumhare premi hey naa. Kahan hein woh?

Bimla: Unka chakkar hein Biradri naam kee ladki ke sath. Woh bhaag Gaye usi ke saath.

Originally posted by: Revutty

Dev : Silence , kya ho raha hein yahan? Sab log kya baatein kar rahe ho?

Vikram: Masterji woh Pareshan Prasad aaye nahi abhi tak.

Dev : Kal hi toh buqar utar gaya thaa uska koyi samaj naam ke padosi ladke se viral fever huwa thaa Naa ?

Amba : Kal aate hi class mein behosh bhi huye aur aapne ne Unhein

Dev : Aankhein kyun dikha rahi ho chorni kahin kee

Bimla : Haaye mein barbaad huyi , Zindagi kharab huyi.

Dev : Ro kyun rahi ho ? Yeh Pareshan Prasad toh tumhare premi hey naa. Kahan hein woh?

Bimla: Unka chakkar hein Biradri naam kee ladki ke sath. Woh bhaag Gaye usi ke saath.

Originally posted by: Revutty

Dev : Silence , kya ho raha hein yahan? Sab log kya baatein kar rahe ho?

Vikram: Masterji woh Pareshan Prasad aaye nahi abhi tak.

Dev : Kal hi toh buqar utar gaya thaa uska koyi samaj naam ke padosi ladke se viral fever huwa thaa Naa ?

Amba : Kal aate hi class mein behosh bhi huye aur aapne ne Unhein

Dev : Aankhein kyun dikha rahi ho chorni kahin kee

Bimla : Haaye mein barbaad huyi , Zindagi kharab huyi.

Dev : Ro kyun rahi ho ? Yeh Pareshan Prasad toh tumhare premi hey naa. Kahan hein woh?

Bimla: Unka chakkar hein Biradri naam kee ladki ke sath. Woh bhaag Gaye usi ke saath.

Biradri ke saath bhag gye🤣

Biradari k saath chakkar hai 🤣🤣

Waise suits him so well all he is worried about biradari all the time 🤣

Vikram throws laal pen.

Amba: Hamri laal pen kyun fenka tumne ?

Vikram : Tumhare laal pen nahi hein, woh Masterji ke hein.....

Vikram: Laal pen se sindoor banana band karo , Masterji sirf Naadan Bacchi ko hi padayenge.

Bimla: Mere marksheet mein 50 mein sirf 16 number hi aaye .....

Hp : Mujhe toh Zero mile

Bimla: Biradri ke chakkar mein bhaag Gaya naa toh exam mein fail ho gaye Aap....

Amba: Mujhe toh kabhi 10, kabhi 15 toh kabhi 20 marks milte hein.

Vikram: Mujhe toh woh bhi nahi milte...

Hp : Waise Masterji hein kahan ?

Vikram; Woh Vidhi bacchi ko pada rahe hein, woh toh class topper hein naa....Hum sabse aage hein...

Masterji and Bacchi was sitting in Bench and was counting stars.

Vidhi: Mujhe yeh saare Istar chahiye Masterji apne marksheet pe

Dev : Sab mil jaayenge, tujhe toh 50 out of 50 mili hein....Saare subjects mein Istar milenge

Kaha se laate ho yaar yeh sab kuch..

Bhannat creativity hai yeh..

Has has ke pagal jora hi Hu specially last 2 dialogues

Vidhi our dev ke beech.

Pet pakad ke has rahi Hu tho hubby dant rahe hai teri pagalpanti phir se shuru hogayi aaj

Bade dinon baad aaj ki episode dekhi toh Masterji phir se jaag udi aur hum bhi likhe Masterji 🤣🤣🤣 joke 🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗

Originally posted by: Revutty

Vikram throws laal pen.

Amba: Hamri laal pen kyun fenka tumne ?

Vikram : Tumhare laal pen nahi hein, woh Masterji ke hein.....

Vikram: Laal pen se sindoor banana band karo , Masterji sirf Naadan Bacchi ko hi padayenge.

Bimla: Mere marksheet mein 50 mein sirf 16 number hi aaye .....

Hp : Mujhe toh Zero mile

Bimla: Biradri ke chakkar mein bhaag Gaya naa toh exam mein fail ho gaye Aap....

Amba: Mujhe toh kabhi 10, kabhi 15 toh kabhi 20 marks milte hein.

Vikram: Mujhe toh woh bhi nahi milte...

Hp : Waise Masterji hein kahan ?

Vikram; Woh Vidhi bacchi ko pada rahe hein, woh toh class topper hein naa....Hum sabse aage hein...

Masterji and Bacchi was sitting in Bench and was counting stars.

Vidhi: Mujhe yeh saare Istar chahiye Masterji apne marksheet pe

Dev : Sab mil jaayenge, tujhe toh 50 out of 50 mili hein....Saare subjects mein Istar milenge

🤣

Hats off to your imagination revutty.

Sare serial ke scene ko idhar Jod Liya .....

Masterji kahenge , bachhi main Tumhe duniya Bhar ke star Dena chahta hoon jiski Tum hakdar ho...

Originally posted by: Shinika

Kaha se laate ho yaar yeh sab kuch..

Bhannat creativity hai yeh..

Has has ke pagal jora hi Hu specially last 2 dialogues

Vidhi our dev ke beech.

Pet pakad ke has rahi Hu tho hubby dant rahe hai teri pagalpanti phir se shuru hogayi aaj

Exactly HP ko zero Mila,

And Vidhi ne istar mange bench pe ,itna funny tha wo sab...