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A Touching Love Stry

A Boy N A Grl Lv Each Other Vry Mch..
One Day Wile They Were Talking, The Boy Touched D Girl's Lips
N In Retrn Girl Touchd Boy's Lips...

Wat A Touching Story... ;->

An illiterate father with his educatd son went on a camping trip..

They setup their tent & fell asleep.

Some hours later,
Father wakes his son & asks: Look up to the sky & tell me what u see,?

Son: I see millions of stars.

Fathr: And wht does that tel u.?

Son: Astronomically,it telLs thr r millions of galaxies & planets.

Fathr slaps the son hard & says: Idiot 'someOne has stolen our tent

Moral : Education ruins our commonsense. :D :D

Go to youtube.com
go to any random video
Pause at zero seconds
Hold in the left arrow, then press up arrow.
Play snake. :)

New full forms issued by the Politicians of India:

UPA – Useless People Alliance
NDA – Non-Democratic Alliance
CWG – Congress Wealth Gains
MMS – Man Mohan Sonia
BRB – Babu Receives Bribes
LOL – Loot Our Lockers
SOS – Save our Swiss (accounts)
FYI – For Your Inconvenience

And finally we have a full form for the government: RIP – Rule India Properly!!

MATHS Techr :

"hw cn u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?"



Stdnt:

"By Making Juice"



Think hatke..

Santa baar baar zebra crossing pe idhar se udhar chal raha tha. Wo kya soch raha hoga, socho?

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Ans-Ye PIANO saala bajta kaise hai...

Centuries ago, People who sacrificed their SLEEP, FOOD, &JOYS of LIFE were called SAINTS..!! But Now, dey r called STUDENTS.

From a house, comes a voice of a man:
- In this house I command!
Then a woman voice:
- Come out beneath the couch and say that again!

A little child stays in front of a door and cries like a little baby:
- What happened, little one? A man that was passing by asks him.
- I can't reach the bell.
- Oh! You cry only for that? And the man helps the kid ring the bell.
-And now let's run...

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Dabbay mai dabba! dabbay main cake!
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Ek ladki add huyi thi sala woh b fake ;)