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Posted: 14 years ago
#91
Americans fart and say: Excuse me!

Britishers fart and say: Pardon me!

Japanese fart and say: Forgive me!

AND Indians fart and say: NOT ME!";-)
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#92
Cute Punch -
A small girl looks at her brother's girlfrnd nd asks innocently
"everyday u come 2 meet my brother, don't u have ur own brother" :->
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#93
Vakil-talak karwane k 50000 rs. Lagenge.

Pati-pagal ho gaye ho kya? Pandit ne 1100 rs.me shadi karwayi thi.

Vakil-dekh liya na saste kaam ka natiza!
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#94
Teacher- Pani me rhne wale 5 jantu k nam batao.
Boy- mendhak.
Teacher- 4 or btao.
Boy-...

mendak ki mummy, mendak ke papa, mendak ki bahan, mendak ki item..:-D
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#95
Deftn of Human being:

An intelligent creature that cuts trees, mks paper out of it & writes "Save Trees" on them.!
Funny world..!

GD TC:-) loki..!
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#96
Santa ki Ma ki tabiyt khrab hui, Hospitl le gaye Doctr ne kaha, TEST honge..
Srdar :- jor jor se rone lga
Hey Bhagwan!
ab kya hoga MERI MAA TO ANPADH HAI. ;-(
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Posted: 14 years ago
#97
Teacher : Ye kiska Signature h...
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Student: Meri mummy ka..
Teacher : aisa kaisa naam h?
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Student :
NAAM...
"JALEBI BAAI"
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Posted: 14 years ago
#98
Girl demanded 4 icecream.
Boy purchased it..
Girl: thnk u..
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Boy: sirf thnk u..?
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Girl:U wana kiss na?
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Boy: Are romance ki bhuki.. Aadhi icecream de..!
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Posted: 14 years ago
#99
3 fastest ways fr communicatn..
1.telephn
2.telegram
3.tel a woman
...want to add more speed..??
also advice her...
ksi or ko mt batana.
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Posted: 14 years ago
1 ladka or ladki ki shadi hui to aap yaqeen nai kroge k dusre din hi

Unka
Bacha
hua
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khana kharab hogaya,
fridge me nahi rakha tha na;-)

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