6th KRANTIKARI OF THE WEEK:Sam - Page 7

Originally posted by: poetic

Sami, what can I say now? 😆 I haven't ever read such a funny story. I was laughing all through.

Thanks a lot for this cute thing 🤣 and I haven't counted the words. 😆i had fun doing this story rachna thansk t u i had so much laugh...

Will be back with next set of questions?
ok ji aane do...
BTW, thanks for the sweet comments on Jyo's thread. 😳 it's so sweet of you. aww u deserve them😳

Originally posted by: ranjna_m2010

Hey sami I am here with my questions hope you get time for that.

These are some silly fun questions hope you enjoy answering them.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? the side where boyfriend is sitting😆

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. they see half naked only na...and i dont think thye want to see ur underwear😲😆😕

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? ha ha then bechara accused gaya tel lene😆


If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? that baseball sucks😆

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? bec they r dumb like me...😆😕

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? hehe because faster one will get ticket and slower one will 😕😕
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
i think it indeed is right progress congress.....afterall congress si opposite of progress anyways😉


When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?when weather man decides ...on tv
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?😕

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? i guess ist easy to roll

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? bec its centre number on the pad as from 0 to 9

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? bec they dont walk just glide....

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?eat that endangerd animal 😆

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?previous experiances

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?oh so that my brain can go for toss...

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? laughter is best medicine but idiot was laughing at others so that definitely kills laugh with others not at others ever
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?bec both take care of others 😉



Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
aww am dumb i guess
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?bec thats what winning is really just a game

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
what garantee thta washing soap has real lemons

What do Greeks say when they don't understand something? they dont say anything


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?to keep it from moving around too much in box i guess

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?are y its easier to beleive about things that dont affect u personally😳

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?bec good guys always suffer😭

So shoot now.

Originally posted by: sami01

log mujhe kyun dete hain tana..

haan main hoon biwi ka deewana

zamana to hai naukar biwi ka..

8 more to go poorvi...abhi intezaar intezaar intezaar karo...😉

Originally posted by: sami01

friends i will come back to this thread in 8 hrs or so ,sorry about this am trying to do some tasks here some r actually ordered by u guys only so i will be right back.....

And how in the world did I miss this one!!!