At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
So shoot now.