Ok Sam was mentioning about my 10 pointers..well there was a time when I used to write about 10 points regarding each and everything in Kaajjal forum😆..I was famous for that😳...but now of course time has taken a tolll on me😭...
But still today I m so inspired with everyone's writing skills in this forum👏 and Skepti's Analysis post👏 that based on these inspirations I would love to write some 10 DOS and DONTS For both Raj and Kranti..😃10 DOS For Kranti..(its all done in good humour)😃
1)Do your research on the Satnaam Singh case alone instead of depending on others because KKs r highly dependent on you..😃 Yes Agreed they are a bunch of Good for nothings who are totally dependent on her to even take a single step.2)Try to do some Oil Massage of Raj's head also..😉😆 Yes he needs it so that his head gets cooled and her might gets into his head.
3)Try to do some seductive act in front of Rajveer because remember how strong a man is ..only a woman can make or break him😉😛...For..Eg:Devdas,Julius Ceaser...😆 No not at all chhuri is better to kill him if he does not change his ways. (Sorry jo)4)Life is very short so along with your KK activities try to enjoy your life otherwise also..😳 Agree !!
5)Try to follow Rajveer wherever he goes..u may get some clues soon..😉 Nooooo you might die of disgust seeing his love for his taklu 😛
6)Do some Raj-Dhulai Andolan regularly like u did in last episode by putting dabba on his feet 😆 Yes yes and make him jumo like a macau monkey suited him a lot.
7)Do some buttering act regulalry when it comes to your Sasural people so that slowly they start giving u permission to go outside especially Kulbhushan Lal..😉😃 Yes when it is needed gadhe ko bhi baap banana parta hai. But Chaiji and buaji are very nice you must treat them well otherwise as well.
8)Try to engage Rajveer in lots of domestic work like asking him to help u out in arranging your bedding😆,or asking him to tie your salwar suit button😉 or asking him to clean the room sinse your hands r paining😃..this way you can shift his focus from the case and Rajveer seems to take quite a personal interest in domestic work now a days😉..so its easy for you..😳 And give him a gancha as well so that he can permanently hang it on his shoulder.
9)Keep challenging Rajveer about the case and keep giving him fear that u will win the case this time😈...even if he keeps smiling,somewhere down the line he will feel pressurized after seeing your confidence..😃 Just that be careful to reveal too much.
10)Lastly always try to blance both your Krantikari as well as pati-vrata acts..😊 Well yes but then make sure your belan is in order all nari's patent hathiyar.😉
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------10 DONTS For Kranti..(its all done in good humour)1)Don't get into eye-locking moments with Raj too often because this might affect your heart sinse Raj has got this charming capability of attracting anyone easily with his sexy eyes..😛 Just in case he has taken cunjunctivitis form his taklu love be careful baby.
2)Don't enter inside the room when Raj is shirtless because then your chances of tripping and falling becomes 1000% percent😡😆 no remove the damn carpet from the room or else rat...j will get a chance to drop you on the floor again.
3)Don't keep faith too much on those dumb Krantikaris who seems to b completely dependent on your dustbin papers now a days😆😕 Agree 10000%
4)Don't allow Raj to cast his magic spell of mesmerising you with his raw charms..😳 Instead you cast it on him. Shubhu kahan hai bhai.
5)Don't do the pati-saving act everytime and let Raj too take the taste of pain sometimes😃 And yes if there is no other way then throe the dabba, belan, whatever to ensure that.😆
6)Don't waste your time in playing snake and ladder game with Bibi-Rani😡😆 As skepti said let the python on no.99 eat her alive
7)Don't get too much over-emotional in your Sasural activities because right now Country and Satnaam Singh's case should b your first priority😊 Agreed
8)Never give straight answers to your hubby dearest and try to confuse him with your sarcastic replies..😉😆 Why dont you talk to him in riddles as well sometimes he will lose the track cos rats dont have much brain anyways.
9)Never allow Raj to win any argument session and try to keep him under your thumb always😳 Yes
10)Lastly Don't stress yourself too much in trying to show the right route to Rajveer as one day destiny itself will show him whats right and whats wrong..😃 Actually none of your sensible talk will do any good to that peabrain. Let the things take their own course.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------DOS for Rajveer(its all done in good humour)1)Do some Yoga exercise daily and try to analyze your Karma sometimes..this will help u in following the correct route of justice..😊 And medidation too.
2)Do some Patni-Seva acts regularly 😉😆 Yes a lot of then particularly when it comes to saving your wife form falling down or tying her suit buttons😉
3)Do some shirtless acts regularly because thats your ultimate weapon to make someone special fall in your arms😉😆😛 And ensure that the carpet has a lot of tazzles.
4)We know u r a pure gentleman but sometimes a man requires to show his manliness to his wife in some physical way too😉 and I m sure even the wife will not complain about it.😳.so try to get physical with Kranti sometimes just like how she always reached to your collar at the drop of a hat before marriage😉😆..With physical I don't mean violent or something but just try holding her hand or grabbing her in your arms or trying to seal her lips with a smart kiss sometimes😉😛 ...it will b perfect na..😆😳 Try that at your own risk as she might have a chhuri in her hands.
5)Do some quick research on history because your knowledge on history seems very poor the way u r declaring KKs as terrorists and britishers as Gods😡 You need to find out truth about a lot of things.6)Do keep a good watch on your wife 24/7 because she seems to b hell bent on making u loose this time..😭 Yeah and i am sure you will fall for her and her goodness.
7)Do wear Indian attires like Sherwanis and Kurtas more often because u look more dashing in Indian wears☺️...mayb u can leave some impact on Kranti then😳 Well try a pathani suit as well.
8)Do try to see the other side of the coin also sometimes...Try to look at life beyond your father's Rai-Bahadurship😊 Yes get over your myopic vision.
9)Do try to mesmerise Kranti with your only trumpcard that is the eye-locking strategy everytime she opens her mouth against you😉😛 Not after locking them with that taklu gov.
10) Lastly In case u r planning to backstab the Britishers this time then please give us some clue in the upcoming episodes😆...this suspense is getting too much now..😡😕 Yes please for my jo you have to do this. And give us also some respite.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------DONTS For Rajveer(its all done in good humour)1)Don't keep blind faith on your Love Takla because he might backstab u any moment😃 He will..
2)Don't try and underestimate your wife Kranti everytime because this time she is back with a vengence😈
Agree3)Don't limit your honesty only till your own house members and try to see the larger picture of life and people surrounding you😃 Agree4)Don't ever catch your wife's dupatta while sleeping because this can really pump up your otherwise sleeping hormones😡😆😆 no ensure that you catch it all the time.
5)Don't ever challenge your wife when it comes to going through pains and sufferings😭 because then chances r that u may not able to stand on your own feet the next day😃...this time she threw a small dabba on your feet..next time it could b an atom bomb also😉😆..so beware😈 Remember dabba when eve you plan to do something like that.
6)Don't show your weakness quickly to Kranti...that is don't ever give her this impression that u r getting attracted towards her..😉😳 However you woould not be able to help it.
7)Don't become too over-confident about this Satnaam Singh's case and try to analyze the situations in case u loose this all important case..b prepared for the worst scenario too..😊 Chill you will lose anyway so why worry.
8)Don't leave all your important papers so loose and please file them properly so that next time they don't keep flying around inside the room..😃 yes you need to learn to keep things form falling in worng hands form your wife.
9)Don't ask her straight questions like "Why did u save me Kranti" or "How did u got scars in your back" because chances r that u will never get a straight answer to your queries😆 and in case some miracle happens then beware😕...u might suffer from a major heart attack😲😆 anyway we know that you are hoping for that miracle but it will not happen so soon so dont hope but whats the harm in asking you never know.
10)Lastly Don't keep blind faith on the British Government and don't let your mind rule your heart😳 Agree.
Ok these were my DOS and DONTS for both Raj and Kranti as per my POV😃...Please comment whether there seems any logic or not..😆😕
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