Some DOS & DONTS For Raj-Kranti

Ok Sam was mentioning about my 10 pointers..well there was a time when I used to write about 10 points regarding each and everything in Kaajjal forum😆..I was famous for that😳...but now of course time has taken a tolll on me😭...

10 DOS For Kranti..(its all done in good humour)😃

2)Try to do some Oil Massage of Raj's head also..😉😆

3)Try to do some seductive act in front of Rajveer because remember how strong a man is ..only a woman can make or break him😉😛...For..Eg:Devdas,Julius Ceaser...😆

4)Life is very short so along with your KK activities try to enjoy your life otherwise also..😳

5)Try to follow Rajveer wherever he goes..u may get some clues soon..😉

6)Do some Raj-Dhulai Andolan regularly like u did in last episode by putting dabba on his feet 😆

7)Do some buttering act regulalry when it comes to your Sasural people so that slowly they start giving u permission to go outside especially Kulbhushan Lal..😉😃

8)Try to engage Rajveer in lots of domestic work like asking him to help u out in arranging your bedding😆,or asking him to tie your salwar suit button😉 or asking him to clean the room sinse your hands r paining😃..this way you can shift his focus from the case and Rajveer seems to take quite a personal interest in domestic work now a days😉..so its easy for you..😳

9)Keep challenging Rajveer about the case and keep giving him fear that u will win the case this time😈...even if he keeps smiling,somewhere down the line he will feel pressurized after seeing your confidence..😃

10)Lastly always try to blance both your Krantikari as well as pati-vrata acts..😊

1)Don't get into eye-locking moments with Raj too often because this might affect your heart sinse Raj has got this charming capability of attracting anyone easily with his sexy eyes..😛

2)Don't enter inside the room when Raj is shirtless because then your chances of tripping and falling becomes 1000% percent😡😆

3)Don't keep faith too much on those dumb Krantikaris who seems to b completely dependent on your dustbin papers now a days😆😕

4)Don't allow Raj to cast his magic spell of mesmerising you with his raw charms..😳

5)Don't do the pati-saving act everytime and let Raj too take the taste of pain sometimes😃

6)Don't waste your time in playing snake and ladder game with Bibi-Rani😡😆

7)Don't get too much over-emotional in your Sasural activities because right now Country and Satnaam Singh's case should b your first priority😊

8)Never give straight answers to your hubby dearest and try to confuse him with your sarcastic replies..😉😆

9)Never allow Raj to win any argument session and try to keep him under your thumb always😳

10)Lastly Don't stress yourself too much in trying to show the right route to Rajveer as one day destiny itself will show him whats right and whats wrong..😃

1)Do some Yoga exercise daily and try to analyze your Karma sometimes..this will help u in following the correct route of justice..😊

2)Do some Patni-Seva acts regularly 😉😆

3)Do some shirtless acts regularly because thats your ultimate weapon to make someone special fall in your arms😉😆😛

4)We know u r a pure gentleman but sometimes a man requires to show his manliness to his wife in some physical way too😉 and I m sure even the wife will not complain about it.😳.so try to get physical with Kranti sometimes just like how she always reached to your collar at the drop of a hat before marriage😉😆..With physical I don't mean violent or something but just try holding her hand or grabbing her in your arms or trying to seal her lips with a smart kiss sometimes😉😛 ...it will b perfect na..😆😳

6)Do keep a good watch on your wife 24/7 because she seems to b hell bent on making u loose this time..😭

7)Do wear Indian attires like Sherwanis and Kurtas more often because u look more dashing in Indian wears☺️...mayb u can leave some impact on Kranti then😳

8)Do try to see the other side of the coin also sometimes...Try to look at life beyond your father's Rai-Bahadurship😊

9)Do try to mesmerise Kranti with your only trumpcard that is the eye-locking strategy everytime she opens her mouth against you😉😛

10) Lastly In case u r planning to backstab the Britishers this time then please give us some clue in the upcoming episodes😆...this suspense is getting too much now..😡😕

1)Don't keep blind faith on your Love Takla because he might backstab u any moment😃

2)Don't try and underestimate your wife Kranti everytime because this time she is back with a vengence😈

3)Don't limit your honesty only till your own house members and try to see the larger picture of life and people surrounding you😃

4)Don't ever catch your wife's dupatta while sleeping because this can really pump up your otherwise sleeping hormones😡😆😆

5)Don't ever challenge your wife when it comes to going through pains and sufferings😭 because then chances r that u may not able to stand on your own feet the next day😃...this time she threw a small dabba on your feet..next time it could b an atom bomb also😉😆..so beware😈

6)Don't show your weakness quickly to Kranti...that is don't ever give her this impression that u r getting attracted towards her..😉😳

7)Don't become too over-confident about this Satnaam Singh's case and try to analyze the situations in case u loose this all important case..b prepared for the worst scenario too..😊

8)Don't leave all your important papers so loose and please file them properly so that next time they don't keep flying around inside the room..😃

9)Don't ask her straight questions like "Why did u save me Kranti" or "How did u got scars in your back" because chances r that u will never get a straight answer to your queries😆 and in case some miracle happens then beware😕...u might suffer from a major heart attack😲😆

10)Lastly Don't keep blind faith on the British Government and don't let your mind rule your heart😳

Originally posted by: jyoti06

Ok Sam was mentioning about my 10 pointers..well there was a time when I used to write about 10 points regarding each and everything in Kaajjal forum😆..I was famous for that😳...but now of course time has taken a tolll on me😭...

But still today I m so inspired with everyone's writing skills in this forum👏 and Skepti's Analysis post👏 that based on these inspirations I would love to write some 10 DOS and DONTS For both Raj and Kranti..😃 You are the third who has said that I have encouraged her to pick up the pen. I am so happy.

10 DOS For Kranti..(its all done in good humour)😃

1)Do your research on the Satnaam Singh case alone instead of depending on others because KKs r highly dependent on you..😃 Agree 100%

2)Try to do some Oil Massage of Raj's head also..😉😆 Ufffffff

3)Try to do some seductive act in front of Rajveer because remember how strong a man is ..only a woman can make or break him😉😛...For..Eg:Devdas,Julius Ceaser...😆 forgotten Vishwamitra?? But I dont like my kudi playing the seductress to that Rat !🤢

4)Life is very short so along with your KK activities try to enjoy your life otherwise also..😳 I guess. Go and visit Nirmal. Its Joey's idea.

5)Try to follow Rajveer wherever he goes..u may get some clues soon..😉 Agree 40%

6)Do some Raj-Dhulai Andolan regularly like u did in last episode by putting dabba on his feet 😆 Yes Yes Yes A G R E E 200%

7)Do some buttering act regulalry when it comes to your Sasural people so that slowly they start giving u permission to go outside especially Kulbhushan Lal..😉😃 Ohhhhh Thats what the Rat is good at.

8)Try to engage Rajveer in lots of domestic work like asking him to help u out in arranging your bedding😆,or asking him to tie your salwar suit button😉 or asking him to clean the room sinse your hands r paining😃..this way you can shift his focus from the case and Rajveer seems to take quite a personal interest in domestic work now a days😉..so its easy for you..😳 Hahahahahaha!!!

9)Keep challenging Rajveer about the case and keep giving him fear that u will win the case this time😈...even if he keeps smiling,somewhere down the line he will feel pressurized after seeing your confidence..😃 Agree 100%

10)Lastly always try to blance both your Krantikari as well as pati-vrata acts..😊 Pati-vrata acts be damned! Nupsssss Joey needs a danda !!!!

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10 DONTS For Kranti..(its all done in good humour)

1)Don't get into eye-locking moments with Raj too often because this might affect your heart sinse Raj has got this charming capability of attracting anyone easily with his sexy eyes..😛 PPffffffffffttttttt

2)Don't enter inside the room when Raj is shirtless because then your chances of tripping and falling becomes 1000% percent😡😆 Hahahahahahahaha

3)Don't keep faith too much on those dumb Krantikaris who seems to b completely dependent on your dustbin papers now a days😆😕 Agree 75%

4)Don't allow Raj to cast his magic spell of mesmerising you with his raw charms..😳 AGREE 200% He's a sneaky snake

5)Don't do the pati-saving act everytime and let Raj too take the taste of pain sometimes😃 AGREE 200%

6)Don't waste your time in playing snake and ladder game with Bibi-Rani😡😆 Yes Let the python on no: 99 swallow her for good

7)Don't get too much over-emotional in your Sasural activities because right now Country and Satnaam Singh's case should b your first priority😊 AGREE 100%

8)Never give straight answers to your hubby dearest and try to confuse him with your sarcastic replies..😉😆 AGREE 200% but Joey.. she's already doing that. Mayb she shd try harder?

9)Never allow Raj to win any argument session and try to keep him under your thumb always😳 AGREE 1000%

10)Lastly Don't stress yourself too much in trying to show the right route to Rajveer as one day destiny itself will show him whats right and whats wrong..😃 Agree His IQ is zilch

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DOS for Rajveer(its all done in good humour)

1)Do some Yoga exercise daily and try to analyze your Karma sometimes..this will help u in following the correct route of justice..😊 AGREE 100%

2)Do some Patni-Seva acts regularly 😉😆 AGREE 200%

3)Do some shirtless acts regularly because thats your ultimate weapon to make someone special fall in your arms😉😆😛 What a disgusting idea, Joey 🤢

4)We know u r a pure gentleman but sometimes a man requires to show his manliness to his wife in some physical way too😉 and I m sure even the wife will not complain about it.😳.so try to get physical with Kranti sometimes just like how she always reached to your collar at the drop of a hat before marriage😉😆..With physical I don't mean violent or something but just try holding her hand or grabbing her in your arms or trying to seal her lips with a smart kiss sometimes😉😛 ...it will b perfect na..😆😳 Grrrrrrrrr Joey stop it. I dont want that despicable Rat doing anything to my kudi unless or until he wholeheartedly apologises to her.

5)Do some quick research on history because your knowledge on history seems very poor the way u r declaring KKs as terrorists and britishers as Gods😡 I told you his IQ is zilch

6)Do keep a good watch on your wife 24/7 because she seems to b hell bent on making u loose this time..😭 I hope you lose. Its for your own good. How many innocent men dyu want to get hanged?

7)Do wear Indian attires like Sherwanis and Kurtas more often because u look more dashing in Indian wears☺️...mayb u can leave some impact on Kranti then😳 I'm 50-50 on this

8)Do try to see the other side of the coin also sometimes...Try to look at life beyond your father's Rai-Bahadurship😊 AGREE 200%

9)Do try to mesmerise Kranti with your only trumpcard that is the eye-locking strategy everytime she opens her mouth against you😉😛 Uuuffffffffff Joey

10) Lastly In case u r planning to backstab the Britishers this time then please give us some clue in the upcoming episodes😆...this suspense is getting too much now..😡😕 Hmmmmmmm -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

DONTS For Rajveer(its all done in good humour)

1)Don't keep blind faith on your Love Takla because he might backstab u any moment😃 yuckkkkkkkk

2)Don't try and underestimate your wife Kranti everytime because this time she is back with a vengence😈 AGREE 200%

3)Don't limit your honesty only till your own house members and try to see the larger picture of life and people surrounding you😃 AGREE 100%

4)Don't ever catch your wife's dupatta while sleeping because this can really pump up your otherwise sleeping hormones😡😆😆 Hahahahahahahaha

5)Don't ever challenge your wife when it comes to going through pains and sufferings😭 because then chances r that u may not able to stand on your own feet the next day😃...this time she threw a small dabba on your feet..next time it could b an atom bomb also😉😆..so beware😈 Yaaaaaaaayy waiting for that day!!! AGREE 200%

6)Don't show your weakness quickly to Kranti...that is don't ever give her this impression that u r getting attracted towards her..😉😳 She is just an innocent girl in her small world while he is a man of the world. I think she knows already

7)Don't become too over-confident about this Satnaam Singh's case and try to analyze the situations in case u loose this all important case..b prepared for the worst scenario too..😊 yes AGREE 200% but I couldn't care less. You deserve all that you'll get

8)Don't leave all your important papers so loose and please file them properly so that next time they don't keep flying around inside the room..😃 AGREE 0%

9)Don't ask her straight questions like "Why did u save me Kranti" or "How did u got scars in your back" because chances r that u will never get a straight answer to your queries😆 and in case some miracle happens then beware😕...u might suffer from a major heart attack😲😆 AGREE 200%

10)Lastly Don't keep blind faith on the British Government and don't let your mind rule your heart😳 ho hum

Ok these were my DOS and DONTS for both Raj and Kranti as per my POV😃...Please comment whether there seems any logic or not..😆😕

Originally posted by: jyoti06

1)Do your research on the Satnaam Singh case alone instead of depending on others because KKs r highly dependent on you..😃 i bet ......this kks r gud for nothing .....their plan of action is zero and none of them appears like ...ki haan this is a person who can get freedom .....all of them look like bunch of jokers without brains

3)Try to do some seductive act in front of Rajveer because remember how strong a man is ..only a woman can make or break him😉😛...For..Eg:Devdas,Julius Ceaser...😆 lolzz i know ......seductive acts cud do wonders ...on rajveer .....bina kuch kiye hi .....he is so attracted to her ....guess wat will happen when she will actually strt her seducing acts ............rajveer toh khallas

6)Do some Raj-Dhulai Andolan regularly like u did in last episode by putting dabba on his feet 😆 thebest one ...........i luv it when rajveer appears like a fool in front of kranti ......

8)Try to engage Rajveer in lots of domestic work like asking him to help u out in arranging your bedding😆,or asking him to tie your salwar suit button😉 or asking him to clean the room sinse your hands r paining😃..this way you can shift his focus from the case and Rajveer seems to take quite a personal interest in domestic work now a days😉..so its easy for you..😳 ............it looks like he is toh everready to do her work😆😆 ........she keeps on bashing him but he still does her work

9)Keep challenging Rajveer about the case and keep giving him fear that u will win the case this time😈...even if he keeps smiling,somewhere down the line he will feel pressurized after seeing your confidence..😃 ithink rkranti ko dekhkar hi bechara pressure mein aa jaata hai ......she doesent need to do anything😆

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10 DONTS For Kranti..(its all done in good humour)

1)Don't get into eye-locking moments with Raj too often because this might affect your heart sinse Raj has got this charming capability of attracting anyone easily with his sexy eyes..😛 tell me one thing cud u resist eye locking with rajveer if u were in kranti's place so how can u give the advice to tht poor gal ........😆😆😆

2)Don't enter inside the room when Raj is shirtless because then your chances of tripping and falling becomes 1000% percent😡😆 hahahahaa ...yaa .......jab handsoem hunk khada hai pakadne ke liye ...who wont want to trip n fall in his arms 😆

3)Don't keep faith too much on those dumb Krantikaris who seems to b completely dependent on your dustbin papers now a days😆😕 dustbin uff ........dustbin seems to bcum teh next parallel lead in the show ........😆 so b ready for the next luv triangle ....as now a dayz more importance is given to tht dustbin rather than rajveer ....even kranti is finding dustbin more intresting than our rajveer😆

8)Never give straight answers to your hubby dearest and try to confuse him with your sarcastic replies..😉😆 i bet ...wahi dekhne mein toh mazaa hai😆

9)Never allow Raj to win any argument session and try to keep him under your thumb always😳 yeh toh har patni ka dharm hai ......u also remeber this jyoti ..😆😆😆

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DOS for Rajveer(its all done in good humour)

6)Do keep a good watch on your wife 24/7 because she seems to b hell bent on making u loose this time..😭 ......no matter wat he does .....he is gonna lose ths time😆

710) Lastly In case u r planning to backstab the Britishers this time then please give us some clue in the upcoming episodes😆...this suspense is getting too much now..😡😕 i know .......i think till now creatives also dunno wat to do ...thts why the suspens ....even they r confused ki rajveer ka ab kya kare😆

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DONTS For Rajveer(its all done in good humour)

14)Don't ever catch your wife's dupatta while sleeping because this can really pump up your otherwise sleeping hormones😡😆😆 hahhahaaaaaaaaaa ,,........this one was the best 😆.....i think his sleeping hormones already gets pumped when he sees kranti ........but kranti's bhashan makes them sleep again😆

5)Don't ever challenge your wife when it comes to going through pains and sufferings😭 because then chances r that u may not able to stand on your own feet the next day😃...this time she threw a small dabba on your feet..next time it could b an atom bomb also😉😆..so beware😈 lol yaa ....rajveer hate violence and this lady is a complete jhansi ki rani ..........so if u want urself in oine peice then dun take panga wt her

8)Don't leave all your important papers so loose and please file them properly so that next time they don't keep flying around inside the room..😃 yaar papers nahi udenge toh romantic scene kaise banega ..or how will kranti get the information then....😆😆😆 its ok rajveer keep them flying

Ok these were my DOS and DONTS for both Raj and Kranti as per my POV😃...Please comment whether there seems any logic or not..😆😕

Originally posted by: jyoti06

Ok Sam was mentioning about my 10 pointers..well there was a time when I used to write about 10 points regarding each and everything in Kaajjal forum😆..I was famous for that😳...but now of course time has taken a tolll on me😭...

But still today I m so inspired with everyone's writing skills in this forum👏 and Skepti's Analysis post👏 that based on these inspirations I would love to write some 10 DOS and DONTS For both Raj and Kranti..😃

10 DOS For Kranti..(its all done in good humour)😃

1)Do your research on the Satnaam Singh case alone instead of depending on others because KKs r highly dependent on you..😃hmmmmmmmmmm..yea yew betta' doe dat...js dont depend on ur kk bhaizz cuz dey r slow as snail...dey r playin' d role of followers...not dominant...in ur film😆😆😆

2)Try to do some Oil Massage of Raj's head also..😆😆hmmmmmmmm try "navratna tel..." thanda thanda kool kool...dimag set kare chutki mein..n' yea..make sure dat yew sing dat song" chachundar ke sir pe chamelii ka tel" .😆

3)Try to do some seductive act in front of Rajveer because remember how strong a man is ..only a woman can make or break him😉😛...For..Eg:Devdas,Julius Ceaser...😆o yeah...do beedi jalayele...or

"akal ladhaile....once in a while piya

usage ke liye banayii hai..."😆😆

😆

4)Life is very short so along with your KK activities try to enjoy your life otherwise also..😳hmmmmm...gud 1......yew can goe 4 snow tubin'...or gulli danda will work 4 ya as well...buh make sure yew imagine "RAT" as gulli though...b4 hittin' dat with danda...😆😆😆

5)Try to follow Rajveer wherever he goes..u may get some clues soon..😉hmmm...yeah kudii...here take sum gopichand detective novels 4m me..*offers*...its free of cost..js 4 ya...😆

6)Do some Raj-Dhulai Andolan regularly like u did in last episode by putting dabba on his feet 😆o yea...try to give dhamaka effect dis tym...ummmmmmmmmm..try flower vase dis tym...😆

7)Do some buttering act regulalry when it comes to your Sasural people so that slowly they start giving u permission to go outside especially Kulbhushan Lal..😉😃hmmmmmmmmm...AGREE

8)Try to engage Rajveer in lots of domestic work like asking him to help u out in arranging your bedding😆,or asking him to tie your salwar suit button😉 or asking him to clean the room sinse your hands r paining😃..this way you can shift his focus from the case and Rajveer seems to take quite a personal interest in domestic work now a days😉..so its easy for you..😳O YEAH...JO..dazz a bomb 1...😆😆..kranti..js b lyk.

"aye rajbir chal jhaadu laga..

aye rajbir chal jharu laga,..

bartan shartan,khana wana tu bana...

aye raajbir chal jhaadu laga..."😆😆

9)Keep challenging Rajveer about the case and keep giving him fear that u will win the case this time😈...even if he keeps smiling,somewhere down the line he will feel pressurized after seeing your confidence..😃hmmmmmmmmmmm...dazza "BIG DO" 4 ya hun...make sure he gives ya "d hypnotized n' confused luk....weneva' yew saii sumthin' 2 him...regardin' d case.....😆

10)Lastly always try to blance both your Krantikari as well as pati-vrata acts..😊yes....i wud agree 2 dat...yew can doe dat once in a while...buh...phlzzzzzzzzzzzz..dont get carried awaii...😕

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10 DONTS For Kranti..(its all done in good humour)

1)Don't get into eye-locking moments with Raj too often because this might affect your heart sinse Raj has got this charming capability of attracting anyone easily with his sexy eyes..😛yea krantii...mind dat...he is a "doe eye" machoman...😆😆😆

2)Don't enter inside the room when Raj is shirtless because then your chances of tripping and falling becomes 1000% percent😡😆o yes!!!..phlzzzzzzzzzzzz...as i olwaiizzzzzzz saii dis is called "hypnotizm"...n' if ya see him shirtless...dis will effect ya..seriously....4 sure...😆

3)Don't keep faith too much on those dumb Krantikaris who seems to b completely dependent on your dustbin papers now a day😕😕point 2 b noted....😆

4)Don't allow Raj to cast his magic spell of mesmerising you with his raw charms..😳k..herez a piece of advice....if dis chachundar says phrases lyk..."merii ankhon mein dekho" or sumthin' lyk dat...js throw d dabba or d most convienient thing dat yew can get d hold off..on.... him...😆😆

5)Don't do the pati-saving act everytime and let Raj too take the taste of pain sometimes😃n' i noe...yew hv dose hardcore skills as well...😆😆😆

6)Don't waste your time in playing snake and ladder game with Bibi-Rani😡😆yep..yep...play d game dat yew r gud @ ...lyk..."DEBATE-DEBATE"....😆😆😆

7)Don't get too much over-emotional in your Sasural activities because right now Country and Satnaam Singh's case should b your first priority😊agree...everynight saii"vande maatram" b4 sleepin'...dis will help ya maintainin' ur focus...😆😆

8)Never give straight answers to your hubby dearest and try to confuse him with your sarcastic replies..😉😆yes....lyk if he asks ya.....wat r ya doin'..kranti...js saii...wa do ya think m doin'.....???as he doesnt believe in usin' an organ called "brain"....he wont asks ya further quest...😆😆yew noe..wa m sayin' rite???😕😆😆

9)Never allow Raj to win any argument session and try to keep him under your thumb always😳o m sure dat wont b hard 4 ya....its in ur everydaii .agenda.......u shud b a pro @ it...😆😆

10)Lastly Don't stress yourself too much in trying to show the right route to Rajveer as one day destiny itself will show him whats right and whats wrong..😃yes....dont b a career councellor everytime.....kakke shud b big enuf by now...2 noe wot's rite 4 him...😆😆😆(ummmmmmm..k....may b not...buh styl....)😆

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DOS for Rajveer(its all done in good humour)

1)Do some Yoga exercise daily and try to analyze your Karma sometimes..this will help u in following the correct route of justice..😊hmmmm....buh be sure dat yew doe ol' d excercises..in a right waii...2 avoid ny..future health issuez...😆😆

2)Do some Patni-Seva acts regularly 😉😆hmmmmmmm...yew noe..wa yew hv 2 doe...i hv olreadii provide ya with sum valuable suggestionz....on dat😆😆😆

3)Do some shirtless acts regularly because thats your ultimate weapon to make someone special fall in your arms😉😆😛yeah doe it...n' den wait 4 d reaction..4m d otha' side....😆😆😆

4)We know u r a pure gentleman but sometimes a man requires to show his manliness to his wife in some physical way too😉 and I m sure even the wife will not complain about it.😳.so try to get physical with Kranti sometimes just like how she always reached to your collar at the drop of a hat before marriage😉😆..With physical I don't mean violent or something but just try holding her hand or grabbing her in your arms or trying to seal her lips with a smart kiss sometimes😉😛 ...it will b perfect na..😆😳hmmmmmm....well doe dat on ur own risk..........n' get readyy 4 d 1000 volts shock...

5)Do some quick research on history because your knowledge on history seems very poor the way u r declaring KKs as terrorists and britishers as Gods😡hmmmmmm..wherez ma grade 8 history buk...btw...????😆*searches 4 it...*..hmmmmm dere yew goe...take this aur shuru ho jao...😆😆

6)Do keep a good watch on your wife 24/7 because she seems to b hell bent on making u loose this time..😭yeah...well derez no tax on tryin' rite???😆best of luck...😉

7)Do wear Indian attires like Sherwanis and Kurtas more often because u look more dashing in Indian wears☺️...mayb u can leave some impact on Kranti then😳hmm...okii....yeah i agree yew luk gud in indian outfit...😍...

8)Do try to see the other side of the coin also sometimes...Try to look at life beyond your father's Rai-Bahadurship😊yep....i agree😛

9)Do try to mesmerise Kranti with your only trumpcard that is the eye-locking strategy everytime she opens her mouth against you😉😛well...do yew like visitin' hospitalzzz???naaaaaaaaa...js askin'....cuz yew may wanna buk a bed 4 urself in dere...yew noe...js in case.....😆

10) Lastly In case u r planning to backstab the Britishers this time then please give us some clue in the upcoming episodes😆...this suspense is getting too much now..😡😕hmmmmmmmm..phlzzzzzzzzz...do dat...so that i can ask kranti 4 not causin' ya ny...serious physical damage...😆😆

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DONTS For Rajveer(its all done in good humour)

1)Don't keep blind faith on your Love Takla because he might backstab u any moment😃yeah yew dont noe him...hez cheatin' on ya....with his bodyguard...😆😆😆

2)Don't try and underestimate your wife Kranti everytime because this time she is back with a vengence😈

Yes yew betta' not..just rememba' d fact dat..."dushman ko kabhii kamzoor nahii samajhna chahye..".😡

3)Don't limit your honesty only till your own house members and try to see the larger picture of life and people surrounding you😃yeah...use binoculars......2 see outside d box...😆..dey dont hv 2 b expensive..mele wale bhii chalenge...yew can find dem in merely 10 rupees...😆😆

4)Don't ever catch your wife's dupatta while sleeping because this can really pump up your otherwise sleeping hormones😡😆😆hahahahahahah...yes...dont even think of doin' dat...cuz if yew repeated dis same mistake again..dere r chances dat yew'll get a tight slap...dat will overcharge ur harmones...n' dat..doesnt feel gr8.....😆😆

5)Don't ever challenge your wife when it comes to going through pains and sufferings😭 because then chances r that u may not able to stand on your own feet the next day😃...this time she threw a small dabba on your feet..next time it could b an atom bomb also😉😆..so beware😈hahahaha..no comments...yew said it ol' jo...😆😆😆

6)Don't show your weakness quickly to Kranti...that is don't ever give her this impression that u r getting attracted towards her..😉😳yea...da wud b soooooooooo NOT kewl...😆😆😆

7)Don't become too over-confident about this Satnaam Singh's case and try to analyze the situations in case u loose this all important case..b prepared for the worst scenario too..😊hmmmmmmmmm...rememba' d ultimate life fact" Have an umbrella handy for the unexpected rain"😆😆...dis will help ya in long run...

8)Don't leave all your important papers so loose and please file them properly so that next time they don't keep flying around inside the room..😃well...no...no..do it...do..it...its 4 gud...😆😆😆

9)Don't ask her straight questions like "Why did u save me Kranti" or "How did u got scars in your back" because chances r that u will never get a straight answer to your queries😆 and in case some miracle happens then beware😕...u might suffer from a major heart attack😲😆hahahahahahahahha..yea..i agree on dat 1...hahahahha😆😆😆

10)Lastly Don't keep blind faith on the British Government and don't let your mind rule your heart😳hmmm..yep...dis is d golden advice..yew gettin' 4 free..4m jo...so use it...😆😆😆

Ok these were my DOS and DONTS for both Raj and Kranti as per my POV😃...Please comment whether there seems any logic or not..😆😕

Originally posted by: skeptical

Neha,

"aye rajbir chal jhaadu laga..

aye rajbir chal jharu laga,..

bartan shartan,khana wana tu bana...

aye raajbir chal jhaadu laga..."

That was gr8 👏