K is shunned but BBR is vexed, ……
Good, but now she'll be overworked ……..
What with the festival ahead…….
Who else ? but she, would be burdened …….
She hatches a plan ……
With her two henchmen …..
Slipped and fell, she pretended ……..
And Kranti is as guilty called ……….
With Kranti, Chaiji is annoyed …..
Though Kranti prepares her medicinal oil………
And says, "I'm can manage the toil"….
Please stay away, she ordered ………
In the next couple of days ……..
Chaiji is down and out …..
BBR watching the fun ……
And Kranti desperate to help ………
One early morning ……
Chaiji is unable to rise ……..
Kranti is unhesitant ……
And takes to the kitchen ………..
Pooja done & aarti for all …
In time the table is laid …..
A hearty breakfast is served …….
The family praising BBR for the fare ……..
Jagat butts in and says ………..
Today's chef is the younger DIL ….
Everyone's face is a picture ….
A lot of hemming & hawing ……….
Finally Buaji compliments Kranti …….
And Chaiji too smiles her blessing ……
Papa bear is not too pleased …….
And hubby dear is at a loss for words ………
The meal is over and the table cleared ……
Kranti's in the kitchen……..
Seeing to the chores undone ……….
Sensing something she spins around ……….
And crashes into Raj behind her ……..
Oh ! she goes, her hands on his chest ….
Ouch ! he goes, as she steps on his toe …….
She suppresses a grin and raises an eyebrow….
He clears his throat and rubs his nose ……
He's nervous, she can see …….
Let him stew, a little voice urges ….
She crosses her hands ….
And gives him the look ………
That says, don't dither……..
Say your piece and out you go ……..
I've plenty to do …….
So out with it ……….
Thanks for helping, he says …
His face is flushed and his ears are red ……
She tosses her head …….
And snorts at him ……….
It's nothing to do with you …..
I did it for a lovable MIL …….
So keep you thanks …..
And stay out of my hair.. ….
She turns on her heel and she leaves …….
A spring in her step …..
A song on her lips ….
Having put that ogre in his place……..
At the vision in red ………..
As she sashays away ……
Leaving in him an inexplicable void ……..
Pretty pretty Nirmal
She wore her clothes of dark red
And lilies she wore on her head
Ready she kept the soup and bread
As she waited for him near the bed.
Her eyes like a doe's limpid and brown
Flitted to the door, then up and down
Shyly she looked away, thinking of him
Till the moon shone bright and the stars dimmed.
She sat by the steps and looked down the way
She?d been waiting for him the whole day
Where was he and why was he late?
She looked expectantly at the garden gate.
The sky was black and the moths flew
The scented breeze gently blew
The crickets played their violins anew
She laid her head back where the creepers grew.
She got weary and her lids fell
When he would return no one could tell
Her head she put on her arms and slept
She didn?t know when in he stepped.
He looked down at her pretty face,
Her hair with the flowers in a lace
He prayed that with God?s grace
Joy with happiness would keep pace.
Raj Brigade ??. Kranti Brigade
Dated 24 Oct 2008
By Skeptical
Joey, enough of that talk
And just take a walk.
Dewy take out yr bike
And do take a hike
Nurie continue yr flitting
And yr heavenly orbitting
D_I yr romantic sweet words
Will all go unheard
And no matter what you gals spew
The Devil is going to get his due
Many blows, not just a few
By the time my kudi is through.
Using family as scapegoat- K any better than R?
Dated 24 Oct 2008
By Nupur9
And High Protein aande....
Sunday ho ya monday....roj khao aande!!!
And Believe me you, Ena....only & only coz it rhymes with ande......
With anda comes the special dande!
Dated 25 Oct 2008
By Skeptical
Joey, Dewy, D_I
Your runaway imagination
Your steadfast determination
Your crazy fascination
Needs verification
And some medication
Imagine my consternation
At this situation?
My kudi's struggle for her nation
And the final culmination
After the humiliation
Her pure jubilation
At his total annihilation
His ultimate capitulation
Calls for celebration.
26 Oct 2008
By Jyoti06
Looks like Raj-Camp will hv to do some serious Meditation
To show our full time Dedication
Or else our Raju will hv to go through all the suffocation
After his dreadful Confrontation
With Churi-Kumari and her KK Amalgamation
Nirmal, Kranti and their marriages
24 Oct 2008
By Dawn Idol
Nirmal .............
She had a fairy tale romance .......
Which ended in marriage ........
But soon the Honeymoon was over ........
And her Prince Charming turned out to be an impractical dreamer .....
Her options now ???
She is the practical one ........
She will have to guide her husband with a gentle but firm hand ....
Not hurting his ego or belittling his manliness ......
She will have to work towards .......
The acceptance of his family .......
So they can let bygones be bygones .....
And unite in love and harmony .....
Kranti ......
She was thrown into a hellhouse ......
Abounding with wolves and snakes.........
She went thru pure hell ........
Finally she escaped, as destiny took charge ......
The 2nd time round was in her favour ......
She had her nemesis by his collar ......
Now there'll be hell to pay ......
As she embarks on a mission of vengeance .....
But this household if diff from her prev one .....
People here, though loud , are quite kind .....
Though her focus now is revenge & KK ....
She has not taken into account ......
The reforming of Raj .....
His total U-turn ......
And her own vulnerability ....
In the face of affection and love .......
Which she will be showered .....
From the parivaar & Raj .......
Without any strings attached .......
22nd Oct Updt:Kranti back in KK form
23 Oct 2008
By Skeptical
For Joey,
You sit up and write
Regularly night after night
Always humorous, never trite
Painting the dark with colours bright
I appreciate you, cherie .... alright?
For me you shall always wear the crown
You bring a smile and dispel my frown
Your texts with adjectives, verbs and nouns
Lift the story whenever its down
I appreciate you, my darling clown !
So go on forward with your good work
That brings to our faces a cute smirk
So sweetly you carry on and never shirk
As you describe my kudi with her dirk
I appreciate you, though you love that awful Jerk !
A jealous wife..Kranti?
24 Oct 2008
By Dawn Idol
The mustache adds to the dignity of the character....
Aquiline nose .......
Mesmerising eyes .......
Very kissable lips .......
Strong jawline .........
Hint-of-a-dimple chin ......
Biceps / 6-packs to die for .....
Shoulders that make your knees go jelly .............
Arms to swoon on ...........
A distraught Nirmal and a determined Kranti
23 oct 2008
By Nupur9
Haila........Chiller looks to FIL.....??? Nice....
Killer looks to Hubby dear..........Wow.....
Similar to Chiller to BBR.....love it
Among all of them, she stands like a pillar...
ladki hai kya phataka.....???
By Skeptical
ladki hai kya phataka.....???
Roz hi kare dhamaka ....
Miya ne dala daka
Barbad kiya maayka
Raj hain bada baanka
To Kudi kare dhamaka.....
24 Oct 2008
By Jyoti06
Kudi ne Dikhaya Josh
Toh Kaake ke udd gaye Hosh
Kudi ne kaha hum hai Sarfarosh
Toh Kaake ne bhi dikhaya apne kateele badan ka Josh (I mean stripping)
Jise Dekhar Kudi ho gayee behosh
Aur aa gayee apne Kaake ke Aghosh
Yeh Dekhkar sab bole Kudi ho gayee bilkul Ehsaan Faramosh
By Skeptical
Don't try and pull
Over our eyes the wool
My kudi likes no frills
Will put the Rat thro the drill
You may flip
As he strips
A danda she will take
When so much is at stake
Pardon that fake?
Oh Joey, gimme a break.................
Not pouncing honey, just clarifying.
By Jyoti06
No Break...as a lot is at Stake
I mean who will take the final cake
At present Raju might look fake
But in the end he will give the reality check
By throwing the Takla and his son in Varanasi's Lake
Then your Kudi will come running into his Arms
Sinse Raju will mesmerise her with his never ending charms
And in the end both Anti-Raj & Pro-Raj Parties will join hands and sing in Ice-Candy farms
For whom the bells toll .......
22 Oct 2008
By an12345678
He is a big puzzle,
Will never ever sizzle
He is the mizzle
Will never be the heavy drizzle
Will never become visible
By Nupur9
So you think he is Invisible???
If he is Immu look alike...then this puzzle will surely sizzle!
So until the man in question does not appear....
I shall hereby adhere....
And not interfere.....
Let RK budding romance persevere!
My kudi in lock-up? Whew!
22Oct 2008
By Skeptical
The Rat thinks:
I've married a freak
With a KK streak
She's not so meek
And not at all weak
I try to speak
She tries to seek
My resolve is like teak
And hers too is at its peak
23 Oct 2008
By Skeptical
So soon in love with her ?
It should be nice and slow
And gently let the feelings flow
Jo, Dew and D_I in tow
The rest jumping to and fro
But we three will look askance
And watch covertly with a glance
For we shall give not a chance
If they show my kudi in a trance
And the rat to the dandas will surely dance !!
Jung-E-Allan!!!!
21 Oct 2008
By Nupur9
Right now the need of the hour is to show Jhansi getting out her venom....
And Raj standing firm and strong....but remoresful.....!!!!
Some classic clashes.........
Once they have gone past that crucial stage and time....only then,......then showing some.........
Hawa ka thanda jhoka.....
Zulfo ka udana....
Chuni ka khispana........
Baarish ka girna.......
Jhansi ka phisalna........et al!!!!!!!!!!
~N~
By Nupur9
But what nirmal does not know is....that THIS fire is rather fun to play with......!!!
This fire band strips....
Makes Jhansi Skip.....
Then whips.....
Then hold with his hand and hip!!!!!
By an12345678
He better not strip,
Otherwise, she will trash him with a whip
And parcel him on a ship
With one in two hip
I tried, and I tried, finally I see success
By Jyoti06
After all The moment Raj strips
Churi-Kumari shakes her hips
And eyes at his rosy lips
To check whether the Takla has given him any kissing tips
By Nupur9
Gawd I am on cloud nine....My Dhoni did it again!!! Bravo!!!
Yes that's a rather good simile.......
Raj is indeed the arrogant Aussie....
Our Kranti is our lovable Dhoni!!!
Baki rahi tumhari tukbandi ka sawwaal......toh...
Raj to Jhansi...........
In Nigaho se humein aisa na dekho jaan challi jati hai...........
Jaan Jane ko hi hoti hai par tabhi Takla ke yaad hume satati hai.......
By Jyoti06
Anshu and Nupur and Skepti..my advice to u three
Don't feel that the Victory of Kranti is near
As the Rat is still capable of giving her some shirtless fears
So hold on to your breath and enjoy the moment with a Beer
Because tomorrow Raj will b definitely stripping in front of the Takla Dear
By Nupur9
Hehehe...Jyo....this tukbaandi fever is catching up.......lage raho....
Thanks for the advise you doled out to we three....
Your Takla predictions I too can forsee.......
If that happens I can gurantee.....
Our Trilogy camp will say Yipee!!!!
22 Oct 2008
By Jyoti06
Yup this jugalbandi is really working now ...I m learning from u people
Ok my answer is...
A small advice to the Trilogy
Learn from us more and more RK Biology
So that three of u can understand our Psychology
Regarding Raj and his Stripping Analogy
By Nupur9
Trilogy has cracked.....
That First Raj needs to be whacked....
Then smacked...
Then cracked......
Now the impact
Of being attacked...
Will lead him to the fact...
That the act of attraction is Indeed abstract!!!
By an12345678
Plastic boy,
Pretends to be coy,
Acts like an innocent toy.
He plays the malicious game,
Without thinking of the dame
Just wants to rule and tame
By an12345678
Jyoti dear, Think of tomorrow,
When the Meano will hide in the burrow,
Thinking of his love in sorrow,
Then this triology will borrow,
A line from today's four liner's arrow,
And, show you the timid sparrow!!!
By Nupur9
To continue......
Oh what a shame......
That we goes and frame
Our wonderful dame.....
So he can reclaim.......
And go ahead and proclaim....
Taklus Love That had him go inflame!!!!!......*sizzzzzzzzzzzzzzling hot*
By Skeptical
Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ....................
Aren't you fed up?
Of that stuck up
You only seem to lap up
Whatever he coughs up?
What a stupid man
Who thinks he can
Smoulders fan
Is in effect an also ran !
Off with his head,
For the clothes he has shed
But the kudi he has wed
Would break his arms instead !!!!!!!!
One of the Three Musketeers
By Nupur9
Skippy....Numero Yehi toh aadat hai hamari gaandi...
Raj Meano ko dekhate he karne lagate hain tukbaandi!
Vaise he is classic case of Chamri jaye par damri na jaye....abhi bhi he is very high on
ArroganceOOOmeter!!!!
Dead men tell no tales..........
15 Oct 2008
By Nupur9
Oh yes Numero....what a dose....
That calls for a toast..........
Jhani should make him a living ghost
And with style he can say his arrogance Adios!!!!!!
By Nupur9
Oh yeah as his new wife....
Who wil be after him with a knife......
No matter how hard he now strife.....
His SHOULD be a miserable Life!!!!!!
By Skeptical
Nups & Numes,
From my kudi's POV, some nonsensical rhymes
What a story
Oh what glory
All's hunky dory
No need to worry
No need for hurry
No hatchet to bury
No favour to curry
But yeah the rat is in a scurry!!
16 Oct 2008
By Nupur9
Jyotiji.......apni aadaton ko majboori ka naam maat do....
Arre Hume pata hai Ki Mohbaat aur Pyaar mein hain Majbooriyan Hazar.......
Par Us Raj meano ki Mohabaat to lagata hai jaise Majboori ka Bazaar!!!!!!!!!!
Wah kya aashiqi hai.......
Rajveer-Kranti:A Couple in Real Life ??Article..
20 Oct 2008
By Skeptical
The wait will be long,
For the rat's been wrong
But the bond will become strong
For together they do belong
Right now he's still a rat
And there'll be many a spat
Which we shall all enjoy
And then Boy O Boy !
Joey, Dewy D_I and the rest
Will march ahead with zest,
But when Numes , Nupur and I
See the change in the pest....
Shall in unison state --- "Cho Sweet Raj ! " (ugh) hahahahaha!!!
By Jyoti06
U never know when the Rat will become a dangerous Bat
Sinse Kranti's night Expeditions r beginning to start
I can imagine more Love than any spat
But of course all depends on the mood of your fiersome Cat
I m not still building castles in the Air
Just wish Raj stops behaving like Tony Blair
Right now he just needs to take some extra care
Before your Kudi beats him up with dandas and Chair
Ena,Jyothi and Dawn r yet to come out of their Dreamland
Hopefully the creatives will turn around their magical wand
So that Raj transforms into a man and comes back into the Human Land
And then Skept,Anshu,Nupur too can show their Salsa Dance on Madailand
With Raj-Kranti doing Disco Dandiya with Shubu who will the Head of a Musical Band
Clash of the Titans ---- once more
21 Oct 2008
By Skeptical
Oh ! That awful mole
Tried to cajole
But she said "Sorry bol
Nahi to pol doongi khol"
Bechara phas gaya
Sarp das gaya
Aja yahan
Mere paiir hain jahan
How's my Hinglish kavita????
By Nupur9
Aye.....let me try
to reply.......
the mystery that underly
and give you supply...
and resupply...
and oversupply.....
so you that you can look in the eye
of Rhyming bhoot and say Hi!!!!!
oh please don't cry.........!!!!
By Skeptical
okay Numes here goes
Roses are red and violets are blue
My kudi just wants whats really her due !
Roses are red and violets are blue
The Rat's been caught and cornered too !
Roses are red and violets are blue
My lass couldn't care less if he has to stew !
Roses are red and violets are blue
She won't wear the jewels or the saree that's new !
Roses are red and violets are blue
Right now they're saying I hate you
Roses are red and violets are blue
Lovely and Mami should be kept in a zoo !
22 Oct 2008
By Skeptical
D_I , Dewy
Soooooooo soon,
In a swoon,
For that buffoon ?
Making things clear with the new family
21 Oct 2008
By Nupur9
I like the fact that she is never over emotional........
Sshe has a very mature way of showing her emotions......You know she is hurting.....but she still has a good control of her sanity.
Her display of emotions when tauji got fanis ki sazaa was outsatnding!
Even now...the way she is cool & calm.....it's outstanding!
I hope they keep this track for some time....coz it's very entertaining!
By Skeptical
She hurt inside
But was stern outside
With the rat was snide
Showed him her pride
Gave him a choice wide
He stared back wide-eyed
His bheja she fried
Say Sorry she cried
But she was denied
So she continued to deride
While he couldn't hide
His anger as he tried
To thwart her from every side
And then in his stride
Apologised to his bride.
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