Chapter 5
AT Nupur's office:
Nupur Uske sir ke pass jaldi jane ki permission mangti hain. Sir turant permission dete hain.
Radha : Nupur aaj tu ghar jaldi kyun ja rahi hain? Sab thik to hain na?
Nupur : Haa Radha sab thik hain. Wo to aaj mujhe koi ladka dekhne ke liye aanewala hain isiliye jana ghar jaldi.
Radha : Kya bat hain Nupur. Matlab ab tubhi shadi karna chahti hain..
Nupur : Nahi Radha. Wo to bas Dad ka man rakhne ke liye me janewali hu ghar aur uss ladke ko dekhungi. Tu ek kam kar na tubhi mere sath chal na ghar..
Radha : Nahi re baba... Mujhe ghar jana hain aur vaise bhi ye ghar par nahi hain to ghar ko aise akele kaise chodu? Aur me kyun aau?
Nupur : Are to achhi bat hain na jo tu ghar pe akeli hi hain to tujhe kya problem hain? Chup chap tu aaj mere sath aa rahi hain samjhi?
Radha : Oh hello mdam aap CC me Hitler ho lekin yaha nahi samjhi.
Nupur : Are hitler hu to kidhar bhi hitlergiri kar sakti hu na. Aur abhi tak to aisa koi paida nahi hua hain jo mere hitlergiri ko rok sakega.
Radha : Dekhte hain. Jab teri shadi hogi na tab samj me aayega. Waise ladke ka nam kya hain?
Nupur : Mayank Malhotra
Radha : Nam to bahot achha hain. Tune photo dekhi hogi na uski?
Nupur : Nahi dekhi.
Radha : To seedha face to face.. Wow Nupur achha hain. Seedha eye to eye contact haaa... Aur wo Nupur ko dhakka deti hain. Nupur embrass hoti hain.
At DM
Sab SF dadi ko bat batate hain.
Gunjan : To dadi aap hi kuch solution nikalo na.
Dadi : To aisa sab hain. Kya Mayank ne apna faisla sunaya kya?
Simmi : Nahi maa abhi tak to nahi. Lekin wo aaj shayad bata dega.
Dadi : Thik hain.
Tabhi waha pe Mayank aata hain.
Mayank : Wo actually aap sab se kuch jaruri bat karni hain. Dadi bhi aayi hain to me aapko bata deta hu.
Sab SF ek dusre ke taraf dekhne lagte hain.
Mayank : Wo maine ye decide kiya hain ki me India me reh kar jab tak mujhe US se call nahi aata tab tak apne office me kam karne ke liye taiyar hun.
SF : Kya?
Mayank : Haan. Me kal se hi office join karunga. Kuch problem hain bhai?
Samrat : Na kuch problem nahi hain. You are most welcome Bro...
Sab khush hote hain. Uske bar Mayank apne room me jata hain.
Dadi : Chalo ab ek step to humne par karli hain. Ab turant humme dusre step ki taraf chalna hoga.
Shekhar : Haa maa. Mujhe to yakeen bhi nahi ho raha hain ki Mayank office join karne ke liye ready ho gaya.
Dadi Simmi ko kuch meetha banane ko bolti hain.
Mayank apne room me jakar Rahul ko call karta hain.
Mayank : Rahul kya tu aaj free hain?
Rahul : Tere liye me humesha free hu Mayank. Kya kam hain?
Mayank : Are yar maine decide kiya hain ki me kal se hi office join karunga.
Rahul : (jor se chillata hain) Kya? Kya bola tune?
Mayank : Rahul over acting mat kar. Sach suna hain tumne.
Rahul : Kya me jan sakta hu ki ye akal tumhe kaha se aayi?
Mayank : Are maine socha ki dad ne jo bola wo sahi hain. Agar me office join karunga to mujhe thoda experience bhi aayega. Aur ye experience mujhe US me job milne ke liye madad bhi karega na.
Rahul : Achha hain.
Mayank : Maine tujhe isiliye phone kiya ki kya tum mere sath mall me aaoge? Wo darsal bat ye hain ki kalse office join karna hain to mujhe kuch formal wears lene hain. To mere sath aaj chal na aaj.
Rahul : Ok . To me tumhare ghar thik 2 baje pahuchta hu.
Mayank : Ok.
At Nupur's office
Nupur : Radha me re sath chalo na. Mujhe thodisi shoping karni hain.
Radha : Kal hi to ki thi na. Fir?
Nupur : Are mujhe yad nahi tha mujhe is salwar pe kurta lena hain. Chal na lekin.
Radha : Ok lekin Sir ko...
Nupur : Me bata dungi unko. Tum ready rehna. Me abhi unko bolke aati hun.
Nupur aur Radha shopping karne nikalte hain. Nupur salwar ke upar suit krega aisa kurta leti hain.
Nupur : Are bapre Radha... 5 bajne wale hain. Wo log ghar pe 6 baje aane wale hain. Chalo jaldi chalte hain. Of oh ye raste me kitna pani hain. Sheet. Wo dono sambhal sambhal kar chalte hain. Tabhi ek gari ke wajah se pani Nupur pe udta hain. Nupur jor se chillati hain.
Nupur : Are o pagal ho kya? Dikhta nahi hain ki road pe pani hain.
Gari turant ruk jati hain. Gari me se ek lamba chaura ladka utarta hain.
Nupur : Hello Mr. Kya aapko pani dikh nahi raha tha kya? Aise koi gari chalata hain kya?
Ladka : Oh hello Madam... Kya aapko humari gari nahi dikh rahi thi kya? Aur rahi bat pani udne ki to maine jan buj kar to pani nahi udaya na.
Nupur uske ye jawab dene ke style se aur gussa hoti hain.
Nupur : Excuse me Mr. Gari aap chala rahe the na to dikhna aapko chahiye tha. Samjhe aap?
Ladka : Oh to aapka matlab ye hain ki raste pe jo chalte hain unko aaspass dekh kar chalna nahi chahiye na. Kyun?
Nupur : Maine aisa nahi bola hain. Tum mere bat ka galat meaning nikal rahe ho.
Ladka : Galat meaning aur me???
Nupur : Dekho mujhe tumse jhagda karne me koi interest nahi hain. Mujhe abhi jaldi hain. To achha hoga ki tum jaldi mujhe sorry bolo.
Ladka : Ye achhi bat hain. To kya mujhe interest hain tumse ladne ka? Mujhe bhi time nahi hain. Aur me kyun sorry bolu? Galti tumhari bhi to hain na?
Radha :(Nupur se) Jane de na. Chalo jaldi humme let ho raha hain. Dekho 5.30 baj gaye. Uncle wait kar rahe honge. Chal jaldi.
Nupur : Ek minute Radha... Wo us Ladke ke taraf ungli karti hain. Iss ladke ke muh se me sorry bulwake hi rahungi.
Ladka : Aur me tumse sorry nahi bolunga. Tumhara yaha pe Hitler Raj nahi chal raha hain. Samjhi?
Nupur : Kya? Kya bola tumne?
Ladka : Yahi ki tumhara Hitler Raj nahi chal raha hain. Kitna gussa karti ho tum? Me manta hu ki galti kuch had tak meri bhi hain lekin iska matlab nahi ki sab galti meri hi hain. Jab tumhe dikh raha tha ki gari aa rahi hain to kya tum jarasi side me nahi ja sakti thi kya?
Nupur : Lekin tumne bhi to jan bujke pani udaya na...
Radha : Nupur kya bol rahi hain tu? Ye bol raha hain wo bhi to sahi hain na. Agar hum thoda side me hote to pani nahi udta.
Ladka : Dekha.. Tumhari saheli kitni smart hain. Aur tum?
Nupur : Just shut up. Chalo jaldi sorry bolo.
Ladka : Nahi bolunga. Me tabhi sorry bolunga jab tum bhi bologi.
Undono ki argument aisi chalti hi rehti hain. Tabhi waha pe Uss ladke ka dost aata hain. Aur bolta hain I m Sorry. Hume maf kijiyega. Kya yar tum bhi na.. Aisi choti bat pe koi jhagda karta hain kya? Chalo ab yaha se jaldi.
Radha : Nupur tum bhi na. Chalo jaldi usko sorry bol do. Ab chalo hume der ho rahi hain.
Nupur : Ek minute Radha. Oh Mr. Kanji aankh wale chalo jaldi sorry bolo.
Ladka : Ms. Akdu me tabhi sorry bolunga jab tum bologi.
Dost : Are yar ab chodo bhi. Chalo ab jaldi se sorry bolo aur chalo.
Ladka : ek minute. Pehle ye sorry bolegi.
Nupur : Nahi. Me sorry nahi bolungi.
Ladka : To thik hain me bhi nahi bolunga sorry.
Jab Radha aur aur wo dost dekhte hain ki ye dono ab shant nahi baithne wale tab wo dono unko jor se kheech kar chalne lgte hain.
Nupur : Chodo Radha. Kya kar rahi ho?
Radha : Nupur time dekho. 6 bajne ko sirf 15 min baki hain. Aur tum ho ki...
Nupur : Kya??? Ab hum time pe kaise pahuchenge?
Tabhi unko Auto mil jati hain aur dono baith kar chali jati hain.
Ladka : Kya yar tum bhi? Aise koi kheechta hain kya?
Dost : Tum dono chup kaha baith rahe the? sare log has rahe the. Isiliye tumhe is tarike se gari me bithana pada. Chalo ab jaldi. Aur wo dono bhi nikal jate hain.