MayUr FF - The Imperfect Mismatch Ch - 21,Page - 142. - Page 59

Originally posted by: -Paulomi-

kho gaya😆

Originally posted by: Irum.

FIR ktwayi?

hye dyya kahan jaaoon mein FIR kataoon,,,😆

Originally posted by: -Paulomi-

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Originally posted by: Irum.

Milla update?

CHAPTER - 19

CHAPTER - 20

Nupur and Mayank came out of the pub fully drunk and unable to walk properly and talking all silly and rubbish things.They held each other and stood outside the pub and called for a taxi.A taxi stopped in front of them and Mayank could not remember the name of the hotel.But before going out he luckily took the hotel's card with him.He showed the card to the driver and both Mayank and Nupur went inside the cab.While they were going,Mayank said to her,"Tum na mujhe bilkul thik bulaati ho BUDDHU!!"Main buddhu hu dekho hotel ka naam hi bhul gaya."Nupur mocked at him for sometime and said,"Mayank is a budhdhu,Mayank is a budhdhu!!Main hamesha thik kehti hu kyuki main Nupur Bhushan hu samjhe!!"He nodded his head and he too sang mocking at her,"Nehiii!!!Nupur is a jhuti,Nupur is a jhuti!!"She puffed her cheeks angrily and asked,"Aeee!!!Maine kya jhut bola?"He chuckled and replied,"Tumne bola Nupur Bhushan!!!Hahahaha!!Jhuti kahiki!!"She now scolded him by slapping on his head and said,"Ae budhdhu!!Mera naam Nupur Bhushan hi to hai."He corrected,"Nehiii!!Pata hai mom kya kehti hai,ke...jab kisi larki ki shaadi ho jaati hai to vo kisiki wife ban jaati hai,jaise hamaari shaadi hui,to tum meri wife ho,to abse tum Mrs Nupur Mayank Sharma ho,Nupur Bhushan nehi.Samjhi!!Jhuti!!"Saying he pulled her nose.Nupur freed her nose from his finger's grip and started crying by holding her nose like a baby girl.Mayank became confused on seeing Nupur crying like that and so he held his ears and started apologizing to her saying that he would never held her nose like that.Slowly Nupur stopped crying and replied,"Ok maine tumhe maaf kiya...Arey dekho!!!"Suddenly Nupur exclaimed on seeing something,when her eyes fall outside the window and she screamed loudly and Mayank too yelled,"Kya hua kya hua??Kaha hai chuha?"Nupur confusingly asked,"Chuha???"Mayank made a baby face and while itching on his head,he replied,"Tum itni zor se cheekhi to mujhe laga ke tumhe bhi meri tarah chuhe se dar lagta hai."Nupur looked at him widening her eyes as if she had listened to something unbelievable and asked,"Tumhe chuhe se dar lagta hai?"Mayank nodded his head.Nupur looked here and there suspiciously and signalled Mayank to come near her.When he came close to her,she whispered in his ears,"Main na tumko ek secret bataati hu,mujhe bhi dar lagta hai."He too widened his eyes and asked,"Tumhe bhi???Chuhe se???"She nodded her head and said,"Nehiii!!!Cockroach se.Bohot dar lagta hai mujhe."Mayank whispered again,"Thik hai to tum bhi ye mera secret kisiko mat bataana aur main bhi ye tumhaara secret kisiko nehi bataaunga."Both agreed at this.Suddenly,Nupur again screamed,"Vo dekho phir se!!!"This time,Mayank too looked outside the window and he found that a couple were kissing each other.Both looked at them with utmost curiosity and interest as if they had never seen anyone kissing.Nupur said,"Dekho vo dono kiss kar rahe hai.Uswaqt bhi ye dono uncle aunty na kiss kar rahe the."He made a face and asked,"Aise road mein khare hokar koi kisiko kiss karta hai kya?"Nupur squeezed her nose and said,"Cheee!!!Bad uncle aunty!!Sab dekhenge unko aur shame shame kahenge."She said to Mayank,"Tum aise kabhi na road mein kiss mat karna."She too said,"Tum bhi nehi."They again agreed at the same point and while they were continuing their rubbishes,they reached in front of the hotel.

Mayank had some Canadian currency in exchange of India's currency,but he was so much intoxicated with that drink that he was having trouble in recognizing the money.At last he was helped by the driver himself since the people there were very much honest,so the driver didn't take advantage of Mayank's condition and took the money according to the metre and left from there.Mayank and Nupur walked inside the lift and the lift took them to their desired floor.While in the lift,Nupur was standing almost resting her back over him and asked,"Mayank lift upar aur neeche kyu aati jaati hai?"He looked around the lift and by putting his finger in his lips tried to think seriously about it and when he didn't get any answer,like a foolish,he replied,"Pata nehi,main na kal bhabhi se puch lunga.You know bhabhi ko sab pata hota hai.She is my super intelligent bhabhi."They went out of the lift and stood in the floor.Suddenly,in a boggled state,Mayank stood still and Nupur asked,"Tum statue kyu ban gaye?"He looked at her folding his lips and said,"Main na room number bhul gaya."Nupur consoled him and said,"Tum phir budhdhu ho gaye???Koi baat nehi chalo phir se neeche chalte hai aur unse puchte hai."He agreed and replied,"Ha ha chalo.Right!!Tum kitni intelligent ho Nupur,mujhe to pata hi nehi tha."She smiled and replied,"Abhi hum saat rahenge na,tumhe sab pata chal jaayega."Both of them again went inside the lift and both went downstairs.After reaching there,they came out and went straight towards the receptionist.The receptionist welcomed them and asked,"Good evening sir!!Good evening mam!!May I help you?"Mayank half leaned on the table of the reception and asked,"Hamaara room number bata sakti hai aap?"Nupur again giggled on listening to him and said,"Arey budhdhu,in logo ko hindi thore hi samajhme aati hai."Mayank gave a big smile and said to the receptionist,"See!!My wife is so intelligent!"The receptionist understood by their activities that both of them were fully drunk and had completely lost it.She awkwardly smiled and asked,"May I help you sir?"Mayank said,"Yes!!Please tell me our room number.I forgot our room number."The receptionist politely replied,"Oh sure sir!!By the way sir,your room's number is being digged in you room's key."Mayank asked,"Really???Wait!!"He tried and searched for the key but he didn't find that.He sai to Nupur,"Intelligent wife!!Mujhe chaabi bhi nehi mil rahi hai."Nupur disturbingly answered,"Big budhdhu ho tum.Sab bhul jaate ho.Chaabi nehi hogi to hume bahaar sona parega na."He agreed,"Sahi hai,main big buddhu hi hu.World ka sabse bara budhdhu hu main!Par tum bhi thori budhdhu ho,unke paas dusri chaabi rehti hai na to hume bahaar nehi sona parega."Nupur nodded her head and replied,"Arey ha dekha tumhaare saath rehkar main bhi budhdhu ban gayi."The receptionist understood that they had either lost the key or while leaving they might have given it to the reception,but they had forgotten.So she asked,"May I know your name?"He,with a smile replied,"Iam Mayank Sharma and she is my Mrs Mayank Sharma."The receptionist immediately enquired about the room number and informed them and said,"Sir you left your key in the reception while going out."She gave them the key and Nupur thanked her and before they were about to leave,Mayank stopped again and asked,"You know,I wanted to ask you a question.Can I?"The receptionist replied,"Ya sure sir!!"He asked,"My intelligent wife,wanted to know,why the lift goes up and down.Do you know that?"The receptionist looked here and there and was thinking what to tell her.At one moment,she used to look at Nupur and Mayank's childlike curious eyes and at the next moment,she used to look here and there.After a few seconds,the receptionist replied,"Uh...Iam sorry sir...I don't know.I have to ask the engineer."Nupur,with wide eyes,said,"Engineer se puchna parega??Mayank!!!Usne kaha engineer se puchna parega suna na tumne?To ab hum kya kare?"He said,"Wait!!Main karta hu na!!"He looked at the receptionist and said,"Ok then you ask the engineer and let me know.Tell him that my intelligent wife,wanted to know that.Ok good night!!"Nupur too wished the receptionist and she too wished them back and both Nupur and Mayank again held each other's hand and took the lift and reached the desired floor.On reaching in front of the door,Mayank took the key and tried opening the door,but the key was not fitting inside the key-hole.He tried and tried and said,"Dekho na Nupur,ye chaabi andar ja hi nehi rahi hai.Lagta hai,vo naraaz hai."Nupur leaned a bit and checked,why that was not going inside and found that,Mayank was trying to put the key inside the key-hole in the inverted direction.Nupur said,"Big budhdhu!!Tum to chaabi ulta daal rahe ho."He,made a sad face and asked,"Main phir budhdhu ban gaya??Uff!!Main khudko lekar kya karu mujhe kuch samajhme hi nehi aata.Mujhe na apna naam badalkar Budhdhu Sharma rakhna chahiye.Thik hai na??"She screamed,"Nehi!!!Agar tum budhdhu Sharma hoge to mujhe to sab Mrs Nupur Budhdhu Sharma bulaayenge na.Nehi tum aise hi thik ho."Her eyes glittered with happiness and she said,"Ek kaam karti hu,main na apna naam Mrs Intelligent Mayank Sharma kar deti hu.Ye achcha hai na?"He raised his three fingers in appreciation and said,"Perfect!!!Agar main big budhdhu hu to tum big intelligent ho.Chalo andar chalte hai."Saying,Mayank opened the door and exclaimed,"Nupur darwaaza khul gaya!!"She said,"Chalo lets go inside!!"They held each other's hand and went inside their suite.

They both sat on the bed with their shoes on.Mayank asked,"Tum itni jhagraalu kyu ho?Hamesha mujhse jhagra kyu karti ho?"Nupur made a baby face and asked,"Main tumse jhagra karti hu?Main karti hu??"She pouted and slowly folded her lips and then started acting as if she was really crying and said,"Tumne mujhe jhagraalu bola...Pata hai main kitni good girl hu.Aajtak mujhe kisine daata bhi nehi aur tumne mujhe..."She again acted to cry loudly.Mayank tried to console her and said,"Ok ok ok sorry.Tum bohot good girl ho aur main bohot bad boy hu.Jhagre bhi main hi karta hu,tum kuch nehi karti ho.Tum bohot achchi ho,thik hai?Ab tum ro mat,tum roti ho to mujhe bilkul achcha nehi lagta aur tum dikhne mein bhi achchi nehi lagti ho."Nupur immediately rubbed off her tears and asked,"Bohot buri lagti hu?"He nodded his head.She said,"Ok abse nehi roungi.Tum mere paas aakar betho."Mayank came and sat near her and she whispered,"Ek baat kaho...kiss kaise karte hai?"He put his finger on his lips and started thinking seriously and then brought two fingers of her hand very close and said,"Lips ko itne kareeb laana parta hai,par na...maine kabhi...kisiko kiss nehi kiya."She too agreed,"Maine bhi nehi kiya...par na mujhe kisiko kiss karna hai."Mayank was very excited and said,"Mujhe bhi karna hai,par kisko karu?"Both of them started thinking and suddenly Nupur shouted with excitement,"Idea!!!Hum na ek kaam karte hai,tum mujhe kiss karo,main tumko kiss karungi.Thik hai?"He nodded his head in excitement and said,"Haa ye to maine socha hi nehi.Pata nehi itne achche ideas tumhaare dimaag mein aate kaise hai?"They sat more close to each other and brought their faces close to each other.Slowly their lips came very close almost a few mm apart,but the moment,they were about to kiss,their nose clashed.Both screamed in pain.While rubbing her nose,Nupur said,"Arey dekho naak lag gayi!!Gandi nose!!"Mayank said,"Very bad nosy!!"They scolded their noses for sometime and then both warned their nose,not to clash again.But the next moment,when they were about to kiss,again their nose clashed.This time,Nupur widened her eyes and badly scolded her nose and said,"Nosyyy!!!Maine mana kiya tha na ke beech mein mat aana.Tum meri baat nehi sunogi na?Thik hai to phir main tumse kabhi baat nehi karungi."She slapped her nose.Seeing that,Mayank too slapper his nose and said,"Meri bad nosy ko bhi aise hi daat do na.Vo tumhaari baat sunegi."Nupur,in the same manner scolded Mayank's nose also.She then said,"Chalo dubaara se karte hai."They again tried to kiss and this time,by mistake,Nupur changed the posture of her neck and finally their lips did meet.The moment their lips met,Nupur parted their lips and cried out in happiness and said,"Mayank dekho,humne kiss kiya aur nosy bhi beech mein nehi aayi."He agreed and said,"Dekha,tumne daat diya na to hamaari nosy dar kar hamaari baat maan gayi.Good nosy!!Chalo phir se karke dekhte hai."They again kissed and that time,they unknowingly deepened their kiss in excitement of exploring something different and of discovering something new for them but without any emotional feeling since they were not at that state.Slowly,they lied down on the bed with Mayank on top of Nupur.They parted their lips to take breath and he look closely at Nupur for a while and then said,"Tumko pata hai,tum na jab mere itne close hoti ho na jab hum sote hai,tab na tum itniii beautiful lagti ho ke mera dil karta hai main tumhe bas aise dekhta hi rahu."She asked,"Tumhe mujhse love ho gaya hai?"He confusingly replied,"Pata nehi...par na mom kehti hai ke apni wife ko na bohot love karna parta hai aur tum bhi to meri wife ho na."Nupur said,"Ye to meri ma bhi kehti hai par hum to bas ek saal ke liye saath hai na.Uske baad hum to alag ho jaayenge,phir hum kabhi ek dusre ke saath koi secret bhi share nehi kar paayenge aur phir na mere pet mein bohot dard hoga aur phir to love bhi nehi kar paayenge."He gave a thought to that matter and said,"Chalo na hum na contract badal dete hai aur usme likh denge ke hum hamesha ek saath rahenge kyuki hume apne secrets share karne hai,varna tumhaare pet mein dard hoga."She agreed and said,"Thik hai,to hum aisa hi karenge,par na hum aisa kal karenge,abhi mujhe bohot neend aa rahi hai."He said,"Mom ne kaha hai na tumse love karne ke liye to tumse thora sa love karlu?Please varna agar mom ko pata chala to vo mujhe bohot daatengi."She thought and then said,"Thik hai jaldi karna ha mujhe neend aa rahi hai."He nodded his head and then they hugged.

CHAPTER - 21

Originally posted by: tasnim.

OMG - what an update
i really loved this Mayur😃
sooo cute😃
simply amazing update
want to read more