Wanna stretch CVs? Let me join the fun!!

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Hey CVs!! You never give up do ya'll? Now ya"ll want to stretch the Nopur mystery further is it? No problems...Here are a few suggestions...
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Mayank's house...
Gunjan: Bhagwan ka lakh shukra hai Di man gayi saath din hamare saath rahne ke liye....ab hamein kuch karna padega ki di ki yaddash wapa aa jayen...
Mayank: Haan...hamare alava aur bhi to log the jinhen Nupur jaanti thi...unse Nupur ko milana padega...
Samrat: mere paas ek idea hai....(talks on his mobile) ...kya main Shukla Sir se baat kar saktha hoon....Namaste Mrs Shukla...Shukla sir nahin hai?? Kab vapas ayengey?....Ji baat kuch important hai..Jab Shukla Sir vapas ayengey, kya unhen bol sakthe hain Mayank ke ghar aane ke liye...thanks Mrs Shukla...
Samrat: Shukla Sir out of station hain...kal aa jayengey...
SWIPE
Scene: ashwinis house...Rohan has just arrived through th window...
Ashwini: Rohan...itni raat tum yahan...
Rohan: ash tumhein phir se pyar hua...
Ash: Kal hi to baat hui...
Rohan: Koi baat nahin...aur time chahiye?...no problems...(jumps out of the window...
SWIPE
Mayank's house...The guys are sleepin on the sofa...Gunjan and Nupur are in the bed room...Gunjan tiptoes into the room...
Samrat: Chasmish....
Mayank: Gunjan???
Gunjan: Maine bauji ko phone kar di Samrat...woh kal aa rahe hain...
Samrat: par Nupur to apni chhoti bahen ko pahchanne se inkar kar rahi hai...woh Bauji ko pahchan legi? Tum to jaanti ho chasmish Nupur ko Bauji se kitna gussa hai...
Gunjan: Samrat tum nahin samjogey...main jab counselling padi tab maine yeh bhi pada tha ki baap ko nakarna aasan nahin hai...
Samrat: Tum sab jaanto ho na chasmish....
SWIPE:
Scene: The sun is risin an all...(it means its a new day)...Mayanks house is shown from the outside...Camera zooms in...Mayank, Nupur, Gunjan and Nupur are havin breakfat...the bell rings...
Mayank goes to the door...(suspense)...
Mayank: Aaap andar aayiye....(Shukla Sir comes in...
Samrat: AAyiye Shukla ji....Nupur Shukla ji aaye hue hain...
Nupur: Namaste Shukla ji...glad to meet you....
Shukla ji: Aaapse milkar bahut prasannata hui hai Mahodaya.... aapki taareef?
Samrat: Shukla Sir...yeh aap kya kah rahein hain...Nupur ko aap nahin pahchante?
Shukla: Kaun Nupur??
Mayank: Come on Shukla ji...Nupur...jise aapne Excel College mein sikhaya tha...
Shukla: Kaunsi Excel college? Samrat: agar aap Prof Shukla nahin hai to Kaun hai?
Shukla: ...Dekhiye main post master Shukla hoon..pichle paanch varsh se post office mein kaam kar raha hoon...yeh hai mera ID card....good bye...(goes away)
Samrat: Yeh agar Shukla sir nahin hai to yahan kaise aaye? maine to Mrs Shukla ko phone kiya tha..
Mayank: Pata nahin Samrat....CVs hi jaante hain...
SWIPE
A small scene on the side shows Rohan jumpin through the window and sprainin his ankle...Ashwini is all attention and wraps up his foot...
Rohan: Pyar ho gaya Ash??
Ashwini: Pata nahin Rohan...
Rohan: No problems...I will wait...kal doosra pair tudwa loonga...
SWIPE
Scene: Mayanks house...the bell rings...Gunjan opens the door...Bauji walks in ...
Gunjan: (Hugs Bauji)...Bauji...Di zinda hai Bauji...uski yaddash chali gayi hai....lekin jab aapko dekhegi, zaroor pahchanlegi Bauji....
Bauji:..Gently frees himself from Gumjans hug...dekho beti...tum yeh kya kah rahi ho..Bauji???
Di?...Kya hai ye sab...(looks at Mayank) dekho beta ....issey samjao main iski Bauji nahin hoon...
Samart: Kya....Kya kah rahen hain Shashi uncle ?
Bauji: Shashi uncle?
Samarat: Haan, Shashi Bhushan...Gunjan aur Nupur le Bauji....
Bauji: Mera naam Shashi zaroor hai...Shashi Kapoor....yeh dekho mera driving license....
(Goes away towards the door) Gunjan's voice stops him
Gunjan: Aaap shashi Bhushan nahin hai to aapko mere phone call kaise mili...kaise aaye aap yahan??
Bauji: (smiles a mysterious smile) CVs ko jakar poochna beti...CVs ko jakar poochna...
FREEZE
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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shukla sir..bauji... driving licence....rohan....🤣🤣🤣
Sorry i can't control..🤣
you are awesome!!!!!!

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Posted: 14 years ago
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LMAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is hilarious !!! Especially postman Shukla and Shashi zaroor ! 🤣🤣 Ab agla kaun hoga ? Shayad CVs se jaake puchna padega !! 🤣🤣 jk Keep it up , good parody !👏👏 😆😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣

loved it⭐️
i am seriously a fan of ur takes
do keep making them even if u find the epi tolerable
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Thanks a lot folks..glad ya'll had a laugh!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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postman🤣 Shukla! God! U r hilarious! 🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Thanks for that good laugh, i'm sure it will help us get through this track 😃
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Posted: 14 years ago
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............. man I hope CVs don't see this.... they may actually adopt this....
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Posted: 14 years ago
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hilarious! dear 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Posted: 14 years ago
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ROFLMAOO!! 🤣 🤣 too good!

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