Hey Guys and Girls,
All of You who do not know whats hapenning on the MJMM front,here's the link-
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1224771&TPN=10#23418445
Today I present the interview of Magar Machhi....A popular character of MJMM.....
Camera on.....start rolling..... ACTION.....
Interviewer-Dear friends, Welcome to another episode of Focus and Frame, a popular chat show of the
very popular Tv channel, Far One...I am your very special Host Poppy Padukone....
Jaise ki aapko pata hai, hum aaj ek bahut hi khaas mehmaan se milne aaye hai,
ek behetareen adakara,mallikae husn,jinki hasii dekhkey logon ke hosh udd haatey hai...
Camera focusses on MM sitting reclined on a Divan and smiling indulgently....
Lets all put our hands together and Welcome..the JAAN of MJMM....the
EVERGREEN Magar Maccchi!!!!!!
clapping sound in the background...
P-Magar ji aaj aap humaarey show me aaye aur humare show ko chaar chaand laga diya....
MM- Mayank ka bhii interview hoga kya??
P- No no... yeh ek kahaawat hai....
MM-AAAAAAAAAA.....(openeing the mouth real wide...)
P(feeling a lil distracted)-AAp humey aapke serial MJMM ke baarey me kuchh bataiyen... Iska concept kya hai, apka character kaisa hai, iske peechhey kya message hai...
MM-dekhiye is show me Main ek bohut hi Simple, Down in Water Crocodile ka role nibhara hai hoon jisey ek insaan se pyaar ho jata hai.....
P- kaafi interesting Idea hai,,,,
MM- Actually iss show key Zariye humarey director cum writer Rinky Humarey sammaaj me Jo Bhed Bhaav hai uss issue ko address karna chahtey hai....
P- Samaaj me Bhed Bhaav?????
MM- Haan..... Insaan aur Jaanwaron ka samaaj... aakhir Insaan bhi ek prakar ka Jaanwar hi hai....
P(looking impressed)-Hmmm..... toh Tv pe aapka yeh pehla acting assignment hai??
MM-Indian Television me haan.... par iskey pehle meine Animal Planet aur Discovery Channel me Kaafi saarey Reality shows kiye hai...
P-Achha??
MM- Movie bhi kiya hai.... Khoon Bharee Mang me jo Crocodile Kabir Bedi ko khaa jatee hai, mein toh Wohii hoon.....
P-Interesting.......... Aapko Rekha jii key saath kaam karkey kaisa laga tha???
MM- Bohut hi achha.... mujhey beti ki tarah pyaar karti thi... unhone kaha tha ki aage chalke mein bahoot baree actress banungi....
(shedding a few crocodile tears ...)
P-Hmmmm.... achha acting karney ke pehle aap kya kartii thi??
MM-Mein Lunar circus me kaam kartii thi... actually Rinkydi ke saath meri jaan pehchhan bhi wohi se hui thi....
P-Rinky.... Di.....Woh wahan kya kartii thi??
MM- Oh... Woh.... wahan Head Clown thi.... Jab humara circus bandh hogaya unho ne Far One join kar liya.. to direct their serials....
P-Interesting........ab aap yeh bataiyen ki aapkey co-star Mayank ke saath apki kaisi relation hai....
MM(blushing)-We are just friends....
P(sensing something fishy)-Suna hai aap ke costar Mayank ke saath aapka jhagda hua tha.... Tv pe uska coverage nikla thaa,dance step leke kuchh problem thaa shayad....
MM(looking really irritated)-actually Hum Tango ke steps practise kar rahe they.. mayank ko mujhey lift karna tha.... par bechaaraa kar nahi pa raha tha....
P-phir???
MM- phir kya... apnaa weight ghataney ke liye I went on a liquid diet....aaj kal mein sirf soup, juice aur protein shake pitee hu...
P-Mujhey sunney me aaya hai already aapki ek huge fan following hai...
MM- Haan.....Jupiter aur Neptune me toh log mujhey ghar ghar me pehechaantey hai....
P-Magar aapke ek fan ne aapke liye ek poetry likhaa hai... mein aap ko padh ke sunata hun...
MM- Haan sunaiye...
P-
In the POOL of your Fluid Fantasies I jumped in like a FOOL....
While you looked so COOL, How could I not DROOL....
So COOL.... SO COOL......MM-(giggling)-COOL BOY....
P-Aapki favourite song kya hai??
MM(starts singing)- Hansini, Meri hansini, kahan udd chali mere armaano ke, pankh lagaa ke.. kahan udd chali....
P-(wondering over her choice of song)-Interesting,Aapki hobby kya hai??
MM-Dance....meine 6 saal ki umar se bharatnatyam sikha hai... but I also like Bollywood Style...
P-thoda hume bhii dikhaiye na...
MM-par mujhey partner chahiye......mayank ...mayank....
P-mayank toh ghar chala gaya hai....
MM(looking sad)
Director(rinky) enters- Arrey mere saath dance karle...
MM and director get ready to dance....TWIST from Love AAJ Kal plays in the background...
MM makes zigzag movements with her tail and moves her belly like jelly, Rinky makes circular pelvic movements...
Music changes, AHUN AHUN plays in the Background....MM makes rotatory head movements, RInky makes angular leg movements.....
After some time rinky starts making somersaults in air....MM Bangs her head in Rock star style while pointing fingers in the air...
Some time later the walls start shaking...the flooring on which MM was dancing has actually collapsed after she had jumped...
Dance stops, MM and Rinky breathless, Interviewer Speechless....
The camera slowwly dims out....
A far away angry voice says- ............TUM DONO NE MERA SET TODD DIYA........
These words appear on Tv screen- Agar aapko humara Programme achha laga toh humey iss Thread pe feedback de.....Focus and Frame- keep FAINTING....
Edited by abs_insane - 16 years ago