Hello members! I've had this for a while, some are cute and funny (yet true) so I thought I'd post them here! 😊
*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?!
*Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know that there is not enough money?!
*Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?!
*Why does someone believe you when you say: "there are four billion stars," but find it necessary to check when you say: "the paint is still wet?!"
*Why do they use 'sterilized' needles for 'death' by lethal injections?!
*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?!
*Why is there an "s" in the word lisp?!
*Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?!
*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator in hopes that something 'new' to eat will have materialized?!
*Why is it that we never hear "father-in-law" jokes?!
*Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum, reach down, pick up the string, examine it and then put it back down to give the vacuum one more try?!
*When we are at the supermarket and someone rams their cart into our ankle and apologizes, why do we say "it's alright?!" Is it really alright?! Why don't we say: "that hurt you stu*** idi**?!"
*Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?!
-Enjoy! 😊
Cricket
