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meghan11

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Posted: 12 years ago

#311

You r alone in a boat in the middle of a vast sea and you hav 2 cigars..but no lighter..how r u goin to smoke a cigar??

Method no.1..dip one of dem in the water..so water's gonna drip 4m it..now..
tip tip barsa paani..pani ne aag lagai...
ther's anothr way...think...

Method no.2 ...throw one of 'em in the waer..so the boat will bcom LIGHTER..
now use the LIGHTER !!!

Method no.3 ...throw one cigar in air and catch it,,so..CATCHES WIN MATCHES...
use the Matches!!

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Hussain

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Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#312

Originally posted by: AttitudePrince
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Hussain

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Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#313

Originally posted by: AttitudePrince
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meghan11

@meghan11

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#314

Santa: That Cow has a Lovely Colour.
Farmer: Yes, it's a Jersey......
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!! DUH

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meghan11

@meghan11

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#315

Sardar to Shopkeeper : - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper Ne Flag Dikhaya.
Sardarni : - Isme aur Colour Dikhao

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meghan11

@meghan11

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#316

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"....
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d compliment"

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meghan11

@meghan11

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#317

Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER"?
Why are American husbands known as "GOLD"?

Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold )