Dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare & love we can spare. And
in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies. Quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance & to turn around 3 times before lying down.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, & very, very few persons.

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from
a grocery store w/the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork & half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

Women & cats will do as they please; & men & dogs should relax & get used to the idea.

Speak softly & own a big, mean Doberman.

If you pick up a starving dog & make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
That is the principal difference between a dog & a man.

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, & the dog will give you a look that
says "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

If you think dogs can't count, try putting 3 dog biscuits in your pocket &
then giving Fido only 2 of them.