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Posted: 16 years ago

Today my mom asked me if I wanted a "snake" Thinking that a snake would be a really cool pet, I excitedly answered "YES!" She came back ten minutes later with a cup of chai and some biscuits. I then found out that when she said "snake" she meant "snack" MLID.

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My dad has been trying out some greetings that Americans use on a daily basis. Today, I overheard him saying, "Hi doing?" on the phone to a coworker. MLID 😆

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: -Rida666-
LMAO. its just like fml.
but DESii ! aha .

thankss .

edited . LMAO this is TOO fuunnyy

Today, my mother called chewing gum, "ching gum." She also called Juicy Fruit "Juicy Fruity." MLID.

AHAHA exactly what my mom doess

I god...I do that!! 😳

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Posted: 16 years ago

Today when my family and I were watching CNN they reported michael jackson's death. My dad immediatly said "What a loss of a great basketball player." MLID

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After leaving someone's house, my family talks crap about them. MLID.

Truee 😆

Today, My Mom and I were at Taco Bell, At the Register There were Coupons for Six Flags, When the cashier turned around my mom told me, " Hurry up and Grab as many as you can" There were 2 boxes and when we left they were both empty. MLID

OMGGG Classic!! 🤣

Today, I greeted my grandpa and he patted my head in response. Later on, I found crumbs of cookies in my hair. The same type of cookies that my grandpa was eating with his chai. MLID.

I love this 1^^^😆

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Posted: 16 years ago

LOLL ^

Today, while at the airport, my dad farted in front of more than 100 desi people. As if that wasn't enough, my 5-year-old brother kept repeating, "daddy ji ne pad mariyan, daddy ji ne pad mariya," and laughing. MLID.

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Posted: 16 years ago

My family and I went to the mall together. My brother had to get underwear. My dad shouted " Beta! Underwear liya?" There were desi girls right there. My brother was 18. MLID

^OMG! Haha, poor guy. 🤣

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Posted: 16 years ago

omg, haahaha

some are extremely funny. tho some are disgusting aswell.

this is such a classic!

After leaving someone's house, my family talks crap about them. MLID.

Edited by Pianofied. - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

Last weekend my parents had invited over a bunch of family for dinner. Halfway through dinner my cousin arrives and mentions that someone left their Camry lights on. Everyone in the dining room got up to go check if it was their Camry. MLID

lol!

So true!!

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Posted: 16 years ago

I went to see High School Musical 3and my mom told us to take kabobs and raitha instead of buying the movie theater popcorn. MLID

Fake. -_-
Seriously, who does that?!

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Posted: 16 years ago

Today, I hooked up with this really hot girl. We start making out and she asked me to come to her room. As we were removing each other's clothes she said, "Wait I don't have any small sized condoms with me...let me run downstairs and get them". MILD

vat a disgrace to desis!
LOL. xD

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Posted: 16 years ago

Today, we ordered pizza. My dad said "GET OUT THE PAKOLA!" MLID.

I love pakola, lmao.

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