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LMAO. its just like fml.

LMAOO!
^ I knoww right, it's like fmyylife.
thiis is hilarious!!

Today, my family went out to eat at a Thai restaurant downtown. We fed the parking meter $1.50 for 90 minutes. When we came back, there was still 7 minutes left on the meter. My dad made us walk around downtown for 7 minutes. MLID.

LMAO
some of the stuff there's effed.
seriously, it's so made up.

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check this one out!
Today, my parents bought another gas station. MLID

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Today, My mom drove an extra 5 miles to a gas station because the gas price there is a whole 2 cents lower. MLID

my mom does that. *sigh*
desii people.

This morning I walked into my kitchen and found my father putting masala powder on his oatmeal. MLID.

The other day my dad went up to the drive through at McDonalds and asked for a Weggie burger, the attendant laughed... he asked whats so funny in a weggie burger! MLID

^ OMGG.
LOLLL

Today in gym we just started playing volleyball. By the end of class everyone's arms were red. mine were still brown. MLID

I am Bengali. Today my friends asked me If I could go fishing. When I asked my parents, they asked if they could join. We all went. But my parents used their bear hands to catch fish from the lake. They caught 400. My mom cried tears of joy and my dad had a boner from looking at all the fish. MLID

Today, my dad told me not to eat any food for the whole day, why? Because we are going to a wedding later tonight...MLID

Today, my dad told me not to eat any food for the whole day, why? Because we are going to a wedding later tonight...MLID

^^ LOLOLLL
thats so truee xD
whenever we have to go out to someone's for dinner or w/e, my mom like eat less you can eat there xD

^ my parents say that too 🤣

Every orthodontic appointment I had, my mom kept asking the doctor when I could get my braces off, So she could stop paying. She later realized that she'd have to keep paying for it even after i got my braces off. She got mad and said "zaleel, teri daant teray kyu hai?" MLID

LMAO!

omgg.
*****
vaishh,
she's comin' in a whilee.
and i'm not even ready yett!
ARGHH.

LMAO.
That was some funny ****

I read upp to like page 32. 😆

lol two cents can be a lot when you're filling gallons of gas

I had a non-desi friend come to my house. He wanted to know why I had a watering can in every bathroom. MLID

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LOTTAA.