Posted:
This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with.
Pick the month you were born:
January------------------ I slept with
February---------------- I yelled at
March-------------------- I cussed out
April---------------------- I licked
May-----------------------I sniffed
June---------------------- I danced with
July----------------------- I loved
August------------------ I ate dinner with
September------------- I bit
October----------------- I smacked
November-------------- I karate chopped
December-------------- I kicked
Pick the date you were born on:
1------- a monkey
2------- a police officer
3------- a homeless guy
4------- a football Player
5------- your mom
6------- a stuffed animal
7------- a banana
8------- a cell phone
9------- a telephone pole
10------- a cucumber
11------- your best friends brother
12------- a ninja
13------- a spider
14------- a dirty magazine
15------- a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater
16------- a coffee maker
17------- a snow cone
18------- your cousin
19------- your best friends boyfriend
20------- a computer
21------- a donut
22------- a fireman
23------- a grandpa
24------- a girl
25------- a goat
26------- a lemon
27------- a box
28------- a pickle
29------- a black cat
30------- a munchkin
31------- a smurf
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------- because I am not in touch with reality.
Black---------because I am a mysterious ninja.
Pink---------- because I am cool like that.
Red------------ because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Blue----------- because I should be locked in a mental ward.
Green--------- because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Purple--------- because I'm NOT crazy.
Gray----------- because I'm in need of some serious help.
Yellow-------- because Big Bird is my leader.
Orange ------- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Other---------- because someone offered me $5.00.
More than 2 colors----------- because I'm good like that.
More than 3 colors---------- because that's how I roll.
Pick the month you were born:
January------------------ I slept with
February---------------- I yelled at
March-------------------- I cussed out
April---------------------- I licked
May-----------------------I sniffed
June---------------------- I danced with
July----------------------- I loved
August------------------ I ate dinner with
September------------- I bit
October----------------- I smacked
November-------------- I karate chopped
December-------------- I kicked
Pick the date you were born on:
1------- a monkey
2------- a police officer
3------- a homeless guy
4------- a football Player
5------- your mom
6------- a stuffed animal
7------- a banana
8------- a cell phone
9------- a telephone pole
10------- a cucumber
11------- your best friends brother
12------- a ninja
13------- a spider
14------- a dirty magazine
15------- a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater
16------- a coffee maker
17------- a snow cone
18------- your cousin
19------- your best friends boyfriend
20------- a computer
21------- a donut
22------- a fireman
23------- a grandpa
24------- a girl
25------- a goat
26------- a lemon
27------- a box
28------- a pickle
29------- a black cat
30------- a munchkin
31------- a smurf
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------- because I am not in touch with reality.
Black---------because I am a mysterious ninja.
Pink---------- because I am cool like that.
Red------------ because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Blue----------- because I should be locked in a mental ward.
Green--------- because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Purple--------- because I'm NOT crazy.
Gray----------- because I'm in need of some serious help.
Yellow-------- because Big Bird is my leader.
Orange ------- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Other---------- because someone offered me $5.00.
More than 2 colors----------- because I'm good like that.
More than 3 colors---------- because that's how I roll.
i slept with a computer because I'm sexy and i do what i want ;)
Jhanak
