Hello everyone, I am the backup updater for today. Today's episode was a mixed bag of everyone's favourite chorra (Aditya), his rather creepy mother and lots of angry-young-man looks. How you ask, well read on '''
Scene 1:
Thappak! (That is the sound of Priya's rather forceful slap).
Go away, just go away from my life. Are you deaf, don't you understand. Just go! Have you seen my life, seen my 'asliyat'. How I am living in this bedard society, only I know. Just leave me alone.
(O! Priya, you were doing ok till the first few lines, but when you started on your sad life '.. well this is guaranteed to NOT make Aditya 'Go')
Priya runs away from there.
Aditya stares at her, bleeding from the lip. No, not because of priya's slap. She wasn't THAT forceful.
Angry-Young-Man Looks 1.
Priya goes into her room and cries. I did it for you Aditya, to make you go away. Otherwise those ugly gundas would have re-arranged your very pretty face. And we can't let that happen. All the TRPs are because of you.
Scene 2:
Jaggi and Aditya are sitting near a tea stall. Jaggi is trying to take care of his non-existant injuries and aditya is staring away.
Angry-Young-Man Looks 2.
Aditya says ' Priya got hurt because of us! Jaggi gives Aditya 'are-you-crazy' lecture. Just look what happened to us. And didn't you hear what the entire mohalla was saying about her ?
Whoosh '. Aditya swirls his head around and transfers his glare on bechaara Jaggi.
Angry-Young-Man Looks 3.
Arre, even if God comes to earth, people will abuse him. We are a dirty race. Says aditya totally supporting his lady love. (Haila! Priya, if you don't want him, can I keep him ?)
But jaggi brings attention back to practical things ' what about the Hitler madamji ? (No, not priya, but Creepy Mummyji) . Don't you know, she can't run her own life so she loves running everyone else's. She is going to kill us if we don't return on time.
Scene 3:
Creepy mummyji (CM) and her yet-not-but-soon-going-to-be-creepy husband are chatting. She says ' 'I told aditya to come back. His final exams are in a week.' Then she asks hesitantly, what about Rishabh's job. SSP glares at her.
Angry- not so young-Man Looks 4.
SSP blasts her off and says this was the last tie binding us. Glad that it is now cut.
'.. By now you are feeling sorry for the CM and are wondering why do I insist on calling her creepy mummyji. Read on '.
Aditya and his dad have a cute talk on the phone. Dad doesn't want son to compromise on his studies. Majnoo-son tells him 'once I pass this exam, I'll get distinction in all others'. Don't you know priya is a professor's daughter. She will leak the papers to me. SSP approves of this master plan and tells him ok stay on for an extra day.
Scene 4:
Vidya and gaurav return. Imli and CM come to the door for aarti ''''' and the creepiness begins ''''''.
Gaurav is looking tense, Vidya is behind a ghoonghat so no expression, imli looks impatient to drag vidya into a room so she can hear all about the 'billi' whereas CM looks tense.
She stares searchingly at Gaurav. Then she lifts vidya's ghoonghat and starts searching her face. Apparently, she finds what she was looking for and starts grinning like an idiot.
'Yehi dekhna chahti thi main. Teri aankhon mein yeh chamak.'
Gaurav looks on uncomfortable and by now even I catch on what she is trying to say. And I start to feel uncomfortable.
For all our bhola-bhalla readers who still haven't understood ' CM was looking for signs if her son and DIL 'have done it'. Marital relations. Ding-Dong. Oof! Had sex' ok ?
Now you have understood why I find her creepy. What kind of a mother is so interested in her son's sex life ? And stands alluding to the fact, on the doorstep, doing aarti ?
Mummyji continuing with her creepiness 'Kaisa lagg raha hai ? Doesn't it feel like a new life has started? How two people become one'
'. Please give me a second while I mentally gag.
Thankfully SSP joins them and puts an end to this nonsense. He tells gaurav he'll get back and they will drink together. Gaurav is least interested. Troubled times ahead ?
CM gets Gaurav alone and gushes about how happy she is that her Punjabi jat has finally had sex. Gaurav glares at her.
Angry-Young-Man Looks 5.
I have done what you wanted. Now leave me alone. Stop running my life. CM is hurt and cannot understand why her son is angry about a little parental guidance.
Scene 5:
Imli and Vidya 'billi' scene which I am not even bother to going to update. I have had my fill of sex-innuendos for the day. Long story short ' Vidya tells imli (the servant) private details of her married life and her talk with gaurav.
Scene 6:
Our besharam chorra lands up at his chorri's house. Chorri's father opens the door and for a change is happy to see him. He sees our chorra's bleeding lip and our chorra says that 'some goons were harassing a girl so I stepped in'
Obviously, he is going to try and score some brownie points with his going-to-be-sasur.
Priya comes and is stunned to see this dheet chorra. Chorra gives her a look.
Angry-Young-Man Looks 6.
''. Well it was more of Angry-Young-Man smoldering looks. Please Priya, can I keep him ?
Priya goes to get first aid. Going-to-be-Sasurji cottons onto the fact that the abla-naari that our chorra saved was his own daughter. Priya doesn't tell her dad the details but tells him to ask Aditya to leave and never come back.
Scene 7:
Gaurav is talking to someone on the phone. Still no concrete proof ' male or female. He tells him/her that 'no, he didn't sleep with vidya' . Why is everyone so interested in Gaurav's sex life ?
CM tapkofies and displays plenty of bad manners by snatching the phone from him and proceeds to yell at the other person on the line. 'This is the last time you are talking to my beta. If you ever call again '.' Gaurav snatches the phone and then '..
Thappak!
One tight slap from CM. She is livid at him.
Angry- not so young- not a man Looks 7.
And she proceeds with her dhamki on the phone 'If you ever call again, mujhse burra koi nahin hoga. You do know I am the SSP's wife' ' Abuse of power anyone ?
By now Gaurav on seeing his lover threatened by CM, has lost his temper.
Angry-Young-Man Looks 8.
'What is your problem ? Why don't you leave me alone'
Angry-Young-Man Looks 9.
'You have no right to interfere in my life. I have done what you asked me do. Now just leave me alone'
Angry-Young-Man Looks 10.
'Don't try my patience'
Angry-Young-Man Looks 11.
Now it is CM's time to glare.
Angry- not so young- not a man Looks 12.
'. And she utters one of the silliest tv dialogues. 'I am your mother. I have given birth to you. Every breath you take belongs to me'
Having Control issues mummyji ?
'You don't try my patience or our relationship will break. Stay in your Maryada'
Angry- not so young- not a man Looks 13.
'' And so the episode ends with two slaps, 13 Angry-young-man looks (Some by our sexy chorra), plenty of creepiness and some wonderful Aditya scenes.
Precap ' Our chorra is being his usual besharaam and absolutely melt-your-heart types again. He catches hold of Priya's hand as she is about to leave, gets on his knees and says 'I love you and I know you also love me' is his urban pseudo haryaanvi accent which is just so sexy. And the icing on the cake ' he says it in front of her family!
So don't forget to tune in tomorrow.
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