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Vidya Shetty

@vidya0906

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Posted: 16 years ago

#141

a joke:

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way!!!!

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Vidya Shetty

@vidya0906

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Posted: 16 years ago

#142

A police car pulls up in front of a grandma's house, and grandpa gets out with a policeman. The polite policeman explains that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. "Oh," said grandma, "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?" Leaning close to grandma, grandpa whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."

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Vidya Shetty

@vidya0906

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#143

"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied geography. What's your excuse?"
Pupil: "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down."

A man decides to start a chicken farm so he buys a hundred chickens. A month later, he returns to the dealer because all the first lot dies.

A month later, he goes back at the dealer for another hundred chickens as the second also dies. "I think I know where I'm going wrong," says the man, "I think I'm planting them too deep."

Edited by vidya0906 - 16 years ago

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*Resham*

@*Resham*

Stunner

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Posted: 16 years ago

#144

Another good one Vids..let it keep coming...😆

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radha

@krishara

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#145

a vidya,tuzya joke madhalya manasala sang chicken havya astil tar mazya farm madhun gheun jayala........i have too many in my farm..😆

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*Resham*

@*Resham*

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#146

bagu..majhya farm madhe kaay kaay perlay hech mala mahit nahi...😆

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radha

@krishara

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#147

aga tuza farm vadhav na thoda........jara chaan arrange kar mhanje mag bagh...vidya kashi ajun chidel ti........😃

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*Resham*

@*Resham*

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#148

hmm theek aahe..karte karte..😆

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Vidya Shetty

@vidya0906

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#149

aga bagu u know what, even sunil barve farmville chi addict zaale vaatthe. tyanche pan roz ek ek updates asta na regarding farming. ani ho nakki saangin tya mansala ki bagu chi farm madhe zaa tikde bharpur chickens milel.😆