Munna meets with Mamashree!
Voice over: Please stay tuned as we have the most conniving, manipulative, scheming and shrewdest man in the history of time with us today ... Mahabharat's Shakuni - Mamashree Shakuni !! Munna Bhai (MB) in conversation with mamashee starSakuni (SS)! ... mamashree you are the flavor of the season! 
Roll, camera action!!!MB: Bole toh mamashree ... atithi devo bhava ... aapka welcome hai ji
SS: Mere bachhooo ... sabhi ko mera praineepath 
MB: Acha mamu, yeh bataa aakal baadi ki bhaiys?
SS: Mere bachhe mumma ... meri bhayanak bhudhi aur mere paasey hee saabse baade hain!
MB: Oye mamu, tu kitna padh rehla hai?
SS: Yeh kaisi moorkhata wale prashan pooch rahe ho tum mere bachhe ... mein chausar kaa gayaani hoon ... maha gayaani ... mein chausar kaa samrat hoon
MB: Bole toh... yeh chusar kiya hai?
SS: Samrat prassanna ho ... chusar meri zindagi hain aur paasey meri neeyeti hain ... jo log dharm ki marg pe chalte hai, unke saath bahut adharm kiya ja sakta hai mere paason se!!
MB: Par oye mamu tu toh haar gaya hai naa re? 
SS: Haara nahi ... kapti, prapanchi, dhurt Vasudev Krishna neh mere saath chaal kiya 
MB: Chaal? ... bole toh yeh chaal kya hai?
SS: Woh adharmi pandavo ne bhayankar chaal kya ... kitna dannd diya mujhe
... mein nishastra ... mein akela ... aur woh paanch ... bhoot naaisaafi
MB: Apun tere liye kasme unh pandavon ko bahut dhoyega re mamu!!
SS: Shant mere bache shant ... varna tum hastinapur ka vinaash kar do gaye abhi 
MB: Aye mamu, tereko papad aur jhaapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
SS: Thapad (jhaapad) kaane ka ausar sirf mujhe hi prapat huwa iss poore Kurushetra mein ... aur aane wale yug mein iss thapad kaa parinaam bahut bhayankar hoga 
MB: Oye mannu ... Bapu ne bola tha ke hinsa aur goondagiri nahi Gandhigiri karna mangta hain ... kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai ... pyaar karna mangta hai ... shaanti ko paana magta 
SS: Mere bachhe, agar budhhi ko vishram diya hai toh mukh ko bhi vishram de do ... parantu sach kahe toh aapka mama banne mein bhay lagta hai
MB: Oye!!! ... ab tu kalti hoja
SS: Shubh ratri mere bacchon ... shakuni toh hamesha chal ka ulta hi chalta hai ... asli khel toh abh shuru huya hai mere bacchon !!!!! 
PS: I want to dedicate this post to -Swetha- 🤗!!! She has been asking me to write something for a very long time... so this one's for her! ... and yes pardon my hindi !!! 😆