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Medha.S

@Medha.S

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+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#161

So do the same thing w/ your son-in-law: only support him if you want to

Messenger arrives to tell Drupada that Krishna has arrived and wants to meet him

🤣🤣 this is too good. Do the same with your son-in law (s).

And before Drupada can reply, Krishna has come to meet him. Now Drupada is hoping that Krishna would become his son-in-law.

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Vrish

@Vr15h

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#162

Draupadi is depressed @ Drupada not being willing to bless her after such an auspicious occasion, and starts crying. Shikhandini comes up to her and comforts her

S: Don't cry, sis! Pitashree is really very wonderful & supportive, this fault is mine for letting him down in the war against the Kurus. Ever since losing half his kingdom, he has been like this

D: Didi, what exactly was the deal?

S: That I would kill Bheeshma, and avenge the humiliation of both Amba, as well as Pitamaha Prishata. Dronacharya had a beef against Pitashree and sent the Kuru princes to capture pitashree. The plan was to capture all of them and force Bheeshma to come here, and then I would have killed him. Unfortunately, I lost to Duryodhan, and as a result, Arjun managed to capture Pitashree, and Drona robbed us of half the kingdom, and put Ashwatthama as the king. Ever since then, Pitashree has been in a foul mood. So he did this yagna, and looks like Dhrishtadyumna is supposed to be the one to kill Drona.

D: But what about the Kurus? They too were the ones who captured Pitashree!

S: I have no idea

D: Okay, if you have marked Bheeshma and Jeshth has marked Drona, then I shall mark the Kauravas. I will cause the death of Duryodhan, who defeated you in battle. In fact, not just him, but his brothers as well!

S: What about Arjun? He's the one who captured Pitashree and presented him to Drona!

D: His fate will be worse

S: Why, what will you do to him? 😲

D: I will marry him 😈

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Arijit

@Arijit007

Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

#163

arjun toh phans hi gayaa. 😆 🤣

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_vash_

@_vash_

Explorer

Posted: 11 years ago

#164

Originally posted by: .Vrish.

S: What about Arjun? He's the one who captured Pitashree and presented him to Drona!

D: His fate will be worse

S: Why, what will you do to him? 😲

D: I will marry him 😈

This was awesome!! 😆😆😆

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Medha.S

@Medha.S

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#165

😆
you might as well be predicting the future of the show.
Drupada telling draupadi that he will accept her only if she agrees to get married in the kuru dynasty and destroy them.
Starting with the ever sinister Pandavas and their clever sadistic kunti mata. 😈
I'm not even kidding.They can do it.

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Vrish

@Vr15h

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#166

After fleeing Ashwatthama, the Pandavas enter a magical forest. There, outside a cave, Bhima uproots a tree and lays it down so that they can all rest on it. However, the tree gets up and roots itself back to the same spot. 😆

Bhima turns around and sees the tree, and then turns to Yudisthir. "Jesht, didn't I just uproot this tree?"

Y: You sure did, Bhima. I'm surprised to see it up there again.

B: How is it back here?

A: Brata Bhima, it seems like this is a magical forest.

B: Nakul, can you ask this tree how did it get back to its previous position?

N: No, Jesht, I can only talk to animals, not to plants. Sahadev, do you know the way out of here? It seems pretty dark, even for the day

S: I'm having difficulties, since I can't exactly locate the sun or stars.

A: Why don't we rest?

K: Yudisthir, is it improper if we rest?

Y: No, mata, it's not like we are in a hurry to get to where we're going.

N: Fine, then let us rest. But don't we need a tree to rest on?

S: No point, if the tree is gonna get up and back to its place.

B: I'll tell you - you all just lie down & sleep, while I keep watch

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Rayan

@MrToolConfuser

Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

#167

Awesome. Well What if It was Amazon, the Jungle? Surprise, man-eating trees! Chop.🤣

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Rishi_

@Rishi_

Inactive

Posted: 11 years ago

#168

Awesome Vrish👏

Continued from Vrish's post

Hidimba's Hunger

Pandavas have decided to go to sleep. Hidimba is watching them from a distance.

Hidimb: Behna ye aadmi(Bhim) kitna bada hain. Isse markar hum pure ek Mahine tak pet bhar kha sakenge.

Hidimba: Ummm. He seems delicious. 😈 Lekin bhrata hidimb dekho na wo "kitna balwan" bhi hain. He's so handsome too. Omg hum to mantramugh ho gaye.

"Tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam.Pyar hota hain deewana sanama. Ab yaha se kaha jaye hum. teri bahon mein mar jaye hum". song begins to play in the background.

Bhim is playing Veena and Hidimba is dancing to his tunes. Finally Bhim stops. Hidimba and Bhim have an eyelock. They keep staring at each other. Hidimba is going gaga over handsome bheem. 😳😳😳😳

Hidim: Behna Kaha kho gayi???😕

Hidimba dream is broken. How much she wished that it was true😆

Bhim : Arjun mujhe bhook lagi hain. Fruitastra nikalo aur pineapples banao.

Hidimb: Behna is mote ko marne ki tayaari karte hain.

Hidimba: Bhrata mujhe bhi bhuk lagi hain aur us manushya(bhim) ko bhi bhook lagi hain. Hamare vichar kitne miltehain. Plz us baksh dijiye. Chaliye na hum bhi unke saath pineapples khate hain😆

Hidimb: Ye kya ho ra raha hain. ek rakshashi aur manushya ki love story?

Hidimba's day dreaming continues. Main bhi bhuki tum(Bhim) bhi Bhuke. Hum rahenge saath saath Saath Pakayenge Saath Pineapples Khayenge.😆

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Vrish

@Vr15h

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#169

After being banished from the kingdom, Draupadi goes to the forest. Shikhandini joins her there.

S: Draupadi, you see why I wanted to end it all? Pitashree doesn't just not love us, he hates us

D: Di, that's no reason to make an attempt on your life. Besides, now that you've seen this, if you were gone, who'd protect me? I came out of the same fire that Jesth did, but he doesn't seem to care for me one bit!

Shikhandini feels somewhat gratified hearing this

S: Well, it's been predicted that you'll change history

D: Why don't we first do what Malini suggested - get married to a handsome prince?

S: That's an option for you, but not me. My mission is to kill Bheeshma.

D: Di, I'll tell you the same thing I told Jesth - ain't it a sad life when your sole existence is for the destruction of another person?

S: It wouldn't have been, had he not abducted me as Amba, and left me w/o the option of marriage. My struggle is not just revenge - it's justice. See how Bheeshma bullied Gandhara into giving Gandhari to their blind prince Dhritarashtra! Only when he's dead will Hastinapur's bullying tactics end.

They both continue. Along the way, they meet an Yaksha who asks to play a game. He makes a frightening face @ Draupadi, and Draupadi makes one back @ him.

The Yaksha then asks them their story, and Shikhandini narrates it. Draupadi suggests that they cheer up by playing a game. The Yaksha suggests that they start by switching genders.

The Yaksha switches genders w/ Draupadi, and Draupadi becomes a man. Draupadi then switches genders w/ Shikhandini, and Shikhandini becomes a man, while Draupadi becomes a more fiery woman. This game continues for some time, when Kubera appears. At that point, Shikhandini is the man, Yaksha & Draupadi are the women.

Kubera gets furious and curses all of them that they'll remain in that state. Yaksha begs for forgiveness, and Kubera tells him that after Shikhandi's death, the Yaksha would get back his male form. Draupadi & Shikhandi apologize to him, and leave.

They then arrive @ North Panchala, and see Ashwatthama returning w/ his party.

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Vrish

@Vr15h

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

#170

So Draupadi stops in front of the Koumadaki, and Drupada is saved.

Later, Drupada (Dd) has a furious 1:1 w/ Dhrishtadyumna (Dn)

Dd: I should have known better than make someone who was born yesterday the senapati! Just one thing you had to do - kill Drona: just one thing, and you let me down.

Dn: I'm sorry, Pitashree

Dd: What else were you thinking of doing or achieving? I have nothing against Krishna, until he came in. You failed to protect me from him, fine. But not killing Drona? At least, you could have slain him while Krishna was confronting me!

Dn: Pitashree, how could I? My sword had been sucked in by the magnetic mace in the sky

Dd: You are worse than a woman, who I was berating just hours ago. Shikhandini failed me, I understand, she's a girl. But you are my son - you're supposed to do better than her.

Dn: Pitashree, please don't say that! Drona's death is the only thing I live for.

Dd: Maybe, but I don't see that happening, given the opportunity you let go of today

Drupada then goes to the army, followed by Dhrishtadyumna, Shikhandini (S) & Draupadi (Di)

Dd: Attention soldiers, I have an important announcement to make. I know I gave you a new senapati today. Well, scratch that. I give you a new one.

Di: Thank you, pitashree, I knew you'd do justice to jiji. Thank you.

Dd: It's not Shikhandini that's getting this position back

Di: That's really unfair, pitashree

Dd: No, it isn't. It's true that Dhrishtadyumna couldn't save me from Krishna, but neither could Shikhandini. Her sword just flew out of her hands, like an ordinary soldier, and she just stood there staring @ me.

S: I'm sorry, Pitashree. But I agree that I've let you down a second time.

Di: So who's the new Senapati?

The army also waits w/ bated breath to see who will lead them.

Dd: You!

Di: Come again?

Dd: You!

Di: Who are you addressing?

Dd: Are you deaf, woman? YOU!!!

Di: That's so wrong. I know nothing about warfare. It was Shikhandini who led your army, and it should be given back to her. All I know about is love, and devotion and those sort of things - that's all the devas taught me.

Dd: Ma Durga carries 10 weapons in 10 hands, as you were telling me

Di: I'm not Ma Durga.

Dd: Neither is Shikhandini

Di: I'm more like Sachi. Did you ever hear about her fighting?

Dd: No, but she did cause Nahusha's downfall

Di: That I can do, but that's not what you need in a senapati

Dd: It's you and that's final.

Draupadi returns to her quarters, and goes to meet Shikhandini. She begs her not to cut her throat, telling her that she'd share her position w/ her

S: Don't worry, Draupadi. After what I saw of you today, you certainly deserve it more than me. You ran in front of Pitashree. I too could have done that, but didn't. So you deserve this role.

Draupadi starts crying, and tells Shikhandini

Di: Jiji, I know nothing about warfare. You at least beat the crap out of - what was that Kaurava prince's name who you whipped happily?

S: Dushashan

Di: Yeah, you beat him really well. Whereas if I were to confront him, he'd catch me by the hair & drag me, and I could do nothing to stop him

S: I have full faith that you will succeed in doing to him what I've resolved to do to Bheeshma

Draupadi smiles w/ tears, & the 2 sisters hug 🤗