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Vrish

@Vr15h

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Posted: 11 years ago

#141

So following his attempt to assassinate Karna, Arjun is sentenced to wash Karna's feet by Vidura

So Arjun brings in a tray, then pours milk on it. He then pulls out a choice of body lotions, and asks Karna to select one.

K: I don't care, just pick any one!

So Arjun takes a few of them, mixes them & massages them. While doing that, he notices something about Karna's feet.

A: Y'know, your skin is real soft, and your feet is exactly like mata Kunti's.

Y: You know what, Arjun, you are right. His feet does look like mata Kunti's

Karna is fuming, but avoids saying anything, while Duryodhan & Dushashan enjoy the scene, Bhima & Sahadev seethe in anger while Kunti doesn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Finally, Arjun has Karna's feet totally soaked w/ lotion. He then tells Karna - you have to sit here for 24 hours. No moving. Don't try to walk - this is needed for your feet to absorb all the moisture - it's been pretty dry. I'd have left you a veena to keep you occupied, but something tells me that you don't appreciate it, so won't bother.

Arjun then washes his hands in the milk, & leaves Karna there. He then joins Subhadra, and they start chatting about Krishna.

Bhima then makes a remark about how Karna's feet is missing alta, and Yudisthir shouts @ him - maun raho!!! Kunti too is furious, so Bhima goes quiet. Nakul suggests that Karna might use the combination to wash his hair.

Karna gets livid & gets up & takes a step forward, but his feet still being slippery w/ the lotion, he slips & falls, and gets a swollen temple.

Shakuni is about to say something, but Vidura intervenes & sentences Nakul to nursing Karna back to health. Karna is put on a stretcher and handed over to Nakul 😈

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Vrish

@Vr15h

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Posted: 11 years ago

#142

Note on the above - when Yudisthir was told who Karna really was, he reminisced that during the game of dice, when he was angry, he saw Karna's feet & noticed its semblance to Kunti's & that calmed him down. So I worked in that observation into the above spoof on today's likely episode 😆

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mnx12

@mnx12

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Posted: 11 years ago

#143

Continuing form Vrish's story.

With Nakul's medicines Karna gets well very soon, within few mins. By that time Arjun had other plan for him.

He asks Karna to step in a wet mixture.

Confused Karna looks at Duryodhan he nods in agreement. Karna puts his feet on the grey misture with Golden hue. After some time the mixture hardens. He is not able to move his feet. Screams at Arjun, what is this now?

Arjun smiles, says this is wet Cement mixed with Gold dust, since you are a King now. So Gold dust is added for that extra effect. It's drying now. In case, in future I repeate the same mistake, I'll wash these foot impressions.

Karna is furious at his unability to move. He tells Arjun to set him free. Bheem replys Arjun was asked to wash your feet, whatever happens after that is none of our concern. Arjun, let's go, I am hungry, Mata is waiting for us at the dinner table.

Edited by mnx12 - 11 years ago

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mnx12

@mnx12

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Posted: 11 years ago

#144

Originally posted by: --ARIA--
may i be in too?:P

Sure. 😊

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Vrish

@Vr15h

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Posted: 11 years ago

#145

Dhritarashtra is about to announce the yuvraj, when Drona barges into the court & shouts, 'Hold it!!!'

Dhritarashtra asks him what the hold-up is, and Drona tells him, 'I've not been paid my gurudakshina'.

Dhritarashtra asks him, 'I know you wanted a cow. How many do you want - just give me any number'

Drona: No I want it only from my pupils.

Duryodhana: Please, pitashree, please, gurudev, I don't want to lose my thumb!!!

Drona: Don't worry, that's not what I want.

Dushashan 😲: You mean you want more than that? Our arms? Our heads?

Drona: No, silly, I want you to hunt down king Drupada of Panchala and bring him to me alive.

Duryodhan & Dushashan: Oh, that's all? No sweat.

Dhritarashtra (like Dasharath): My sons? No, please don't ask them. Please take my army instead, or Bheeshma can go w/ you.

Vidura: Maharaj, how about sending just the Pandavas instead?

Shakuni: No, maharaj, he's trying to make your sons look incompetent. Send Duryodhan & your other 99 sons - they should trounce Drupada easily!

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varaali

@varaali

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Posted: 11 years ago

#146

Cont'd from Vrish's post above-

Drona's wife Kripi is addressing her students Subhadra , Dushala and other princesses...

Kripi: Your education is complete. I want my gurudakshina.

Duhshala: Oh No... you too want our thumbs, like your husband?

Kripi: No silly. I want you to capture Arjuna and bring him to me.

Subhadra and Dushala : Who??? Arjuna??? Kidnap Arjuna????

Kripi: Yes, that's my gurudakshina. Subhadra- you get to try first.

So Arjuna has set off in his chariot to capture Drupada as his gurudakshina and Subhadra meanwhile sets out on her chariot in an attempt to kidnap Arjuna as a repayment of her gurudakshina.

So who will kidnap whom first?

Edited by varaali - 11 years ago

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Vrish

@Vr15h

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Posted: 11 years ago

#147

Subhadra is riding on her chariot, when she's accosted on the way by Chitrangada.

Chitrangada starts a battle w/ her, and finally, Subhadra is defeated. She goes crying back to Kripi.

A triumphant Chitrangada then continues to advance, but she's then confronted & defeated by Uloopi. She too goes crying back to Kripi.

Uloopi now feels confident, and heads towards Panchala, but sees only the Kauravas getting their heads handed to them by Drupada.

Will Uloopi go on to even find Arjun, let alone capture him?

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Arijit

@Arijit007

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Posted: 11 years ago

#148

hansaa hansaa ke maarne kaa iraadaa hain kya? 😆

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Vrish

@Vr15h

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Posted: 11 years ago

#149

So Bhima breaks Duryodhan's statue right in front of him, and taunts him. Duryodhan tries to attack him, but Karna pulls him aside.

K: I have a better idea. Why don't we build a statue of Bhima, where you can practice your mace fighting? As long as you can't break it, you don't stop. That way, you'll be a greater mace fighter than him

D: Good idea, I'll put Purochan to work right away

K: No, get Bhima to build the statue. He can build one as strong as himself.

So they ask Bhima to build a statue of himself to give them

B: Why should I?

K: To show that you can build a statue that will withstand my mitra's onslaught. If you can't, just say so.

B: Ok, sutaputra, I'll do it.

Bhima goes ahead and builds his statue, and gives it to Karna, who then takes it to Duryodhan. Duryodhan starts practicing on it daily, but never breaks it.

This statue was ultimately broken by Dhritarashtra, after Duryodhan's death, when Krishna put it in front of him, instead of Bhima. Bhima got pissed, so 15 years later, he, within earshot of Dhritarashtra, insulted him on how he had sent all his 100 sons to Yamalok. Bhima then built a stronger statue of himself, but this time, Dhritarashtra, who had been emaciated over the years, was in no position to break it.

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mnx12

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Posted: 11 years ago

#150

After Pandavas winning over Drupad, he arranges a party for them at night before all the princes leave for Hastinapur. There is an entertainment programm called, Future- Comedy nights with Karan.

Hearing this Duryodhan gets angry. Shikhandini tells him to chill. It's Karan not Karna.

The show starts, it's about what may happen in future. Karan is the host with all the Princes along with Drupad, the new king Ashwathama etc.

Karan: Welcome to my show Comedy nights with Karan. I can see future, so will tell you what will happen after 5000 years.

All are excited. He looks at Shakuni.

karan: Mamaji, you are like be Sidhhu Paji of future, but he will be a gentleman sportsman, not a politician like you.

Shakuni is excited.

Shakuni: Tell me more, mere bachhe.

Karan: In future the scene will be like people will pretend to have these prince's aatma has entered in one of their friends & they will play a funny game of asking them questions of our time.

All burst out laughing.

Karna: But that will be like Horror Nights.

karan:You are right, the answers they will speculate will be like a Horror show only.

Duryodhan: What is a show?

Karan:A show of future will be like people in future will want to know our stories, so they will arrange a drama.

Duryodhan: Like Arjun playing Veena, so down market.

Arjun: Bhrata Duryodhan, that's called Performing Arts.

Duryodhan: I'll punish them for that.

Karan: Don't make that mistake. You'll have admirers, more then Arjun you'll be liked.

Duryodhan: Mamashree, I want to be a Chiranjeevi, want to enjoy my popularity in that Yuga.

Edited by mnx12 - 11 years ago