The C. N. A. T. - Page 13

I so loved Bheem's Antics! Poor family! All hungry because of one small babe!😆

I so loved the first spoof you wrote on this page! It is simply superb! My fav line - Pandu saying - "Kunti... I have no idea how we got our children in the first place, how do you expect me to know how calves are born?" That was so hilarious!🤣 And using Nandi for getting calf was too good! Hats of to you for thinking of such a hatke twist!

Hats off to you! The second spoof was more funny than the first one! Can't even this post because I am laughing so much! Yama and Vayu telling their woes was too good and Vishnu being thankful that he was spared during Luv-Kush was even more funny. But Indra handing over paternity leave simple took the cake! Too good!

Did Yamaraj, Vayu & Indra not attend lamaze classes w/ Kunti? Also, couldn't Vishnu have held Surya up as an example of how not to avoid their work duties, instead of going on paternity leave? 😈

But that was brilliant - using Durvasa's mantra to get Nandi down there to impregnate a cow. Incidentally, how long do cows take, as opposed to the human 9 months? I don't know any more than Pandu did on this one 😆

Satyavati is furious, and has a 1:1 discussion w/ Dhritarashtra

S: What's the meaning of this - what you told me? You know fully well that I supported you for the throne, and even chastized Vidura when he objected to your coronation! I pointed out how you couldn't perform any other role. This is the thanks I get for my support?

D: I'm only supporting my son - your blood. Your great grandson. How can you be critical of them?

S: Look, the interests of the prajas come first, then that of our family members. You can't put your son ahead of them!!!

D: Funny how that didn't occur to you when you demanded from pitamaha Santanu that Devrath be set aside. Didn't you think about Hastinapur's prajas then? Or was it just the fishermen who were important, and in their excitement in seeing you become the queen, they'd also be happy to see Devrath not just robbed of his throne, but of his right to marry as well.

S: DHRITARASHTRA!!!

D: Rajmata, unlike you, I can't just look out for Hastinapur's fishermen. I have to give it to others as well. Even if those others happen to be my son.

S: Don't forget - only reason you have a son is that I sent Bheeshma out to Gandhara to seek Gandhari's hand for you. Maharaj Subala, and even Shakuni, who pretends to love you, both wanted us to take her for Pandu. I now think they were right!!!

D: Don't forget that the only reason you have me or Pandu is that Bheeshma abducted Matashree & her 2 sisters from their swayamvaras. Your own sons, for whom you snatched the Hastinapur throne, weren't anything to write home about either. So you can stop pretending that I'm much worse than either your alcoholic son or my anaemic brother

S: I did the wrong thing by ever supporting you

D: Your misdeeds don't start there. You did the wrong thing by demanding that Devrath give up his rights. Had you not done that, he would be the king now, but you'd still have been Rajmata, since Ganga had left forever. However, your selfishness was really strong, so you're in no position to lecture me about my duties. Your former community can leave the kingdom. As can you.

S: If I can't get Pandu to replace you again, I will...

P.S. In KMMK, I've just put out the Viraatroop chapter. Next will be Arjun & Duryodhan visiting Dwarka for Krishna's support. I've swapped that sequence of events. 😈

This was funny! But you know what! I actually want the serial to have this convo instead of the one they showed! Satyavati's face would have been to watch!

Truth. Stranger. Fiction.

P.S. KMMK update - the Gita, the war & the funerals & coronations are over. Feel free to read. Next will come the Ashwamedha yagna, but that may take a while

D: You have to go and request permission from the mantri-var, sitting there.

He goes up to a cloaked figure, requests him for permission for eating a laddo, gets it, goes and snatches the laddoo from Bhima's hand.

Bhima goes to the mantri-var, gets denied, while the other Kauravas go 1 by 1 and get permission. Soon, all the laddoos are over, and just 1 is left.

Bhima then goes to the mantri-var and asks him for permission. Dushashan gives him an idea.

D: You'll have to fall & touch his feet, if you want to do that. Your father, though a beggar, didn't teach you to beg properly

So Bhima goes down on his knees, and slaps the Mantri-var hard on his thighs, asking him for permission, and kneeds his thighs really hard. The mantri-var shrieks in pain, his cloak falls off, and Duryodhan is exposed.

Duryodhan: Arrgh!!! You broke my thighs!

Bhima: Now may I have a laddoo? Or do I need to massage you some more? (Grabbing his thighs & squeezing it even harder)

Duryodhan: You can have a laddoo. But one day, I'll invite your wife to sit on my thighs. 😡

Bhima: Do that, and I'll smash them w/ my mace on the battlefield