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@Sanskruti- you justified title of this place... it was complete non sense.. 😆.. Waise yudi said shut up😲 and coconuts reminded bheem of laddoos
Originally posted by: Yagyaseni
Awesome, dear!!! ROFL!!!! Kya baat hai!! Arya Bheem ko kahan dekho Ladoos dekhayi dete hain!! Aur Arya Yudhishtir to dhamra ki pravachan!! Aur Arya Arjun, Adarsh Putra!!!! Waah justification of the title!!!
Originally posted by: Sanskrutiii
(This is written with reference to Starbharat actors)
In heaven Shakuni was getting bored as he didn't have his dice to play with🥱. His evil intelligent brain immediately had two plans ready Plan A and Plan B for his amusement😈. In order to decide which one must be implemented first he removed a Dollar from the pocket of his new jeans which he robbed years ago from Swiss Bank and cherished as well as loved after his dice! He tossed it and it was Heads i.e it was the time for Plan B😈. "Mere sikke...!", he rubbed and kissed his dollar. Suddenly Krishna's flute music started in background, "It's not my theme", he screamed in wild anger😡 --- Arre Shakku Mamu swarg mein bhi suru ho gaye. Wat to do some habits die hard. 😆
Next day he got up even before Karna and went to Heaven Healthy Market' and purchased nine coconuts from the vendor and with his powers attached them to the apple tree. He sensed some footsteps so he ran and hid himself behind a leafy bush where nobody could see him😉. ---- Nice name of the Heavely supermarket 😆
It was Panchali with her husbands returning from morning walk. Suddenly Sahadev screamed "Bhratashree!😲", as if he has eaten up 100 loudspeakers!😆😉. Yudhishthir who was tired running on the order of his instructor Draupadi suddenly started running with the speed of 75m/s!!😆 --- Aww Poor Yudi😆
"What happened?🤢", he said taking fast breaths
Before Sahadev could reply Draupadi came there and queried, "Arya Sahadev are you alright... Did you see any Demon we must complain to the Swarg incharge how can he let them come here?😕" --- Hhmm Draupadi has taken up the task of responsible citizen of Swarg Lok besides instructing her husbands 😆
"No I did see the eight wonder!😲", he said pointing out the coconuts with surprise
"Oh! Coconuts they look like ladoos!😉", said Bheem his mouth watering on the thought of ladoos😃 --- Ladoos Ladoos everywhere for our dear Bheem 😆
"Arya Bheem you are dieting😡... no Ladoos for you only Bitterguard's juice😊", Draupadi reminded him ---- Karela ka juice... 😲 Draupadi must have instructed this to Bheem to take over his obsession with Ladoos. But I think the Karela juice has made him see Ladoos in coconuts 😆
"Shut up you all!😡", Yudhishthir frowned "These are extraordinary coconuts to be gifted to extraordinary person like Mata Kunti😃!",
As soon as Yudi said this Arjuna with his Gandiv (Gandivdhari Arjuna playing in background) took the coconuts off then took them to their Mata😉
Shakuni behind the bush was🤣 - I was too rolling on the floor like Shaku Mamu
Now its proved to him that he is the only intelligent person dead😈😎!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
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His Mata was watching Starbharat on TV in her mansion and also applying Powder Hairdye that was ammonia free to her long Hair -- 😲 😊 😆
"Hmm...I need fifty more😉!", she said to herself.. "How can they show me so young😲...it takes me months to just colour my 80 feet long hair😳!" --- Yes how can the Star bharat show her so young. I was confused myself when the adult sons greeted her Matae more even when her young grandchildren when to fought the war, she managed to get just two streaks of grey hair in front. 🤣 And what 80ft long hair !!! 😲
Just then Arjun entered saying, "Mata, look I have brought a daan for you😃"
"Let me see it before I say anything🤔", she said as she didn't want any controversies in the heaven
"Look Mata they are Ladoo like coconuts from the apple tree😉!", Said the Ladoo hungry Bheem😆
Kunti smiled😊 she took the coconuts and kept them in Refrigerator as she wanted to drink ice cold coconut water and wanted to use it in the facepack for her skin to look young as her Fair and lovely got over😆! --------🤣🤣🤣
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Shakuni was unable to get out of the bush as Draupadi was still there🤢 thinking how can apple tree bear Coconuts. She was aware of the advanced biotechnology and plants like pomato by watching Aaj tak but that technology hadn't reached Heaven yet🤪😲!! --- We are earthlings are creating magic with Biotechnology
Just then a Monkey from behind slowly took out her Sony Ericsson's Black Diamond from her pocket to whatsapp his Girlfriend and ran on the apple tree😉
"Hey you fool monkey...just give me my phone back😡😡", she said angrily
Monkey waved his hands to say he won't return. Just then Bheem came there searching her😕
"Panchali why are you still here😕? There are no more coconuts left😉!" said Bheem
"Arya Bheem that Monkey took away the mobile you gifted me", said Draupadi sobbing😭😭
"Give that mobile you idiot monkey😡😡!", ordered Bheem but was more fumed when monkey showed him some expressions of merriment "Panchali take a vow and I will wash your hair with the blood of this Paapi Maonkey😡😡!" --- What phir se Blood Shampoo 😲😲😲
"No ways Arya Bheem you forgot when you washed my hair with Dushasans blood I had to use more than 50 bottles of Shampoo also I am having hair fall problem since then😔. I don't want to be bald now😡!", Draupadi replied and all pandavas with Kunti joined them and started discussing the same problem -- So here we get a product review from the very first user or perhaps last user of Blood Shampoo - 'Blood Shampoo and its Side Effects' 😆
Seeing them busy talking Monkey decided to leave as he turned back to leave SB Vrushali entered the scene😊
"HeyVanardev!", everyone except the monkey turned!😆 --- Vrushali here. 😲 Perhaps Karna must have ran away to Supriya to avoid her Mukut hater lectures 🤣
Shakuni was🤣
She went closer to them and started her dialogues on Lalach- the Buri bala, "Vanardev, answer my query...are you going to take this mobile with yourself after you die?😊"
"But we are already dead Bhabhishree!😕", interrupted Bheem
Vrushali slaped him hard Thaad..😕🤢!!!!! "I don't like interruption in my pravachan nobody ever speak while I am on didn't you notice that?😡", she said. --- Bheem u should take some tips from ur Jyesth Bhrata Karna while speaking to ur Bhabishree in future 😆😆
Draupadi fumed like a red hot iron😡 but Yudhishthir hushed her
"So vanardev..." Before she starts Monkey returned the mobile quietly and turned back to go to his house😆 --- Smart Monkey
🤣Just then guru Duryodhan entered the scene😈 (His tune playing in background)
"Bhrata Yudhishthir I hear that you got extraordinary coconuts I have right on them so give them to me😈", Duryodhan said to claim coconuts
"No! Never we saw them first😡😡!", Bheem said mockingly
"Keep two to you and return the rest to us😈!", replied Duryodhan
Shakuni was🤣 "Mere Baache... You too!"🤣
Vrushali was about to restart her Lalach- The buri bala but Krishna entered the scene😃 (His flute tune..along with Krishnaa..Manmohana playing in Background) -- Aaha so Krishna saved them from another buri bala lecture from Vrushali. Phewww!!! 😆
"Aadharm!!.😡😡.", he shouted (Yada yada hi... playing in background)
"What Adharm it's fair I think", Duryodhan said
Krishna smiled the smile 😃that was 24*7 lit on his face and picked up the hair that had fallen from Shakuni's beard which he caught with the help of his extra Magnifying eyes!😉(Shree Krishnaa govinda Hare murari playing in Background!) He glanced at Duryodhan with his SB I know everything attitude😉😎 and went behind the bush and pulled Mamashree out catching him by his ears took the coin from his Hand ahd threw it away with such a force that it went out of gravity!😉😆 (Again yada yada hi... Playing in Background) --- 🤣🤣
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Shakuni entered his chamber "Vasudev Krishna I still have plan B!😈😎" he whispered making his small eyes more smaller
He bought Hit the target game, replaced red target with pic of Krishna and started hitting it with the magnetic arrows😈. Next day he brought Bean bag pasted Krishnas poster on it and started punching it to have some timepass😎
Originally posted by: Arijit007
nice post.
Originally posted by: hpatgiri
Oh dear I was rolling on the floor reading this. 🤣 🤣
U gave me a stomach ache dear a sweet one though 😆
Post ur next part soonHmm I hope that next part clicks before this AT endsYou know it need much more efforts to think nonsense😆😉
Originally posted by: _Annesha_
hahaha hahaha
you completely cracked me up
this was so funny