*Lights, Camera and Action* RM-1/RM-2

I am back to my Timepass OS/Post 😆
And I have nothing against ANY Actor/Character etc, This is absolutely for FUN and Yes Pure IMAGINATION, So don't search Logic 😛😆

Consists of 2 Parts, First of RishBala, Second of Raja-Rani 😛

PART-1

Location : "At HEAVEN/HELL "

BG : "Ikraar hai Baaki, Izhaar hai Baaki, Woh Pyaar hai BAAKIII..." ❤️

*RishBala as usual Lame Hugging* 😳 🤣

Pyaare Kanha : Now stop that, I wonder what is "BAAKI" now ? Oh Ho why did I get you up here? *Leaves the place*

Madhu : Oh Teri I guess after Bappa we ended up irritating Pyaare Kanha also, RK Hum kabhi nahi suhdrenge na ? 🤣

RK : Biwi Lets enjoy the Advantage of a 'Bittu-Jee free after-life' 😎🤣

*A Baby Cries*

Madhu : Maya is again crying RK, Usko Poem sunao na 😳

*RK Sings Machli jal ki Rani hai, Jeevan uska pani hai 😳 😆*

*Baby RM Quitens* 😳 { The baby RM here I am referring to is the one who got aborted first }

Madhu : I guess Bhagwan called us back to watch over our other daughter who was alone here hai na ? 😭

RK : Yeah at least now we can be with her here

And for our Junior Madhu, She has her Raja 😆 Dono Pagal, PERFECT Match 😛 Woh bhi Humaari Xerox Copy 😳 🤣 Now smile Biwi Ahaan 😎

*Suddenly BG changes to Horror Music*
*HOOO----HAAAAAA!!!!!!* 😳

*AK enters shocked* 😲

AK : What the hell ? 😲 Somebody get me my Treadmill 😳 I wanna RUN 😭
Nahi Haaronga 😡 Nahi Haaronga 😭 Mai NAHI HAAROOONGAAA!! 🥺

RK : Abey chupkar jaa

AK : "Tanhayeee, Dil ke Raaste mein kaise 'Punch-Kick' maine khaaye 🥺 ( Ouch 😆 )
Toote 'Day-Dreams' saare kaisi Mayusi hai chaayi 😭 ( Aww 😭 )
Har khushi Kho gayi 😭 Zindagi 'SO' gayi (Thank Goodness 🤓 )

Tumko jo 'Pyaar' kiya maine toh saza paayi, Tanhayeee Tanhaayeee Milon hai faili hui Tanhayee" 😭😭😭

Madhu : Who's this Namuna ?

RK : Bhool gayi Biwi, Jaate jaate we left the 'super-talented' Child Artist, The 'Tara Zameen Par' who ended up khao peeoing OUR everything 😳 😆

AK : "Chan se jo toote 'Hugs' ke sapne 💔 Jag soona soona laage Jag soona soona laage, 'U.S' lage bas apna" 😭 🤣🤣

Bhai : Agaya mera 'Anti-Gravity' partner 👍🏼 🤣

RK : Oye Aashique Pistoli, Get BACK, Mere Biwi ke Dupatte se 1 km door rahiyo 😡 Surili get some sense into your Patidev 🥱

Surili ( Bhai's wife Glaring at Bhai ) - You idiot, Ek Maarungi muh pe ki ek baar mein expression change hojayega 🤓 🤣 Now come with ur 'Surili Biwi' ...Jigggaliiipufff...Jigaalliii---pufff 😳 🤣🤣

AK : Hayee kaisa ye dard mera, Mai toh kunwara upar agaya 😭 Bhai at least had a Bhindipie

Madhu : Oho Looks like Damad Jee ne isko uda diya 🤣

RK : Acha kiya He slapped my Beti na 😡 Waise My Beti merepe gayi hai in Naamkarans, Ek woh 'Sadakchaap' tha, Ek yeh 'Namard' hai 😎 🤣🤣

Bhai : Sadakchaap kisko bola 😳 Aeee RKKK...😳 'DHOKAA DHOKAA DHOKAA' 😳

Surili : Tu chalta hai ki 😡 😆

RK : MB Team should shift here with their Cameras 🤣 Idhar jyada Drama hai ab 😛 🤣

*KRK Enters with Milk Bottle*

RK : Welcome Samdhi Jee, Bas Aapki hi kami thi 😆

Madhu : Wow what a Re-union woh bhi kahan 👏 🤣 Aayiye Mr. Haule Haule 😆

KRK : RK Jee, Madhu Jee, Hum bhi aagaye Eehaan aapke peeche peeche 🤡 🤣

RK : Aao Aao, apna hi ghar hai 😆 Btw Lets watch the show of our Baches now Both of them are so cute together na, Biwi dekho bilkul humaari tarah dikhte hain & larhte bhi hain 😳 🤣

Madhu : Kisiki nazar na lage 😳😆

PS : NO BASHING of ANY Actor !!

PART-2 of Raja-Rani in Below Post 😛

PART-2

Location : "At Earth, In a Dehati Gaon full of Ridiculous people"

*JM inside Bathroom fuming* 🤣

Raja : Arey kab tak jawani chupaogi Rani ? 😉
Apne Raja ko kitna sataogi Rani...

Now Come out...😛

JM : Who Rani ? I am 'Devi' now and Devi wishes to stay in Bathroom Now stay out or else Devi will 'Bhasm Karo' you 😳

Raja : Toh kardo na, Uff ye Nakhre 🤣 Let me come in and we'll dance 'Zehnaseeb' Full 2-Paragraph, under the shower 😎 🤣 You can also decorate it with STARS if you wish 🤣

And I can draw you a 'Painting' also 🤣🤣

JM : No Thanx 😡

Raja : Why At least I can draw better than your Pitashree Undoubtedly 🤔 🤣

JM : Erm No, You go to your 'Nachaniyas' or do Bhangda with your Darling Budhao 🤪 Warna if so much shauq to dance Go to RR, There 2 Ladies have had been dancing since forever, You can join 😳

Or you can show your Artistic Talent by drawing 'Rudra ka Poster' while he's watching them dance, You'll enjoy drawing 👍🏼 🤣

Raja : Badi RR ki fikar hoing, Khudke TRP dekho zara 😳 😆

Anyways Pehle toh 2min Flute kya bajaye & 1-2 Hug kya kiye, and you used to see 'Rab' in me daily daily 😛 🤣 Now what ? Chasme ka Power gone kharab ? 😆

Now open the door, I want a Handkiss 🤣🤣

*JM opens the door angrily*

JM : Rab in you ? Saale Mereko Well mein daalke tu Photo kheenchta hai uchal uchal ke 😡😆 Wait Beta tu bas Mumbai chal, Aise Aise tere 'Memory' banake rakhungi na 😈 🤓

Waise bhi MB CVs have blessed me with extra-ordinary Photo-receptors, I see the Unseen, The 'Rab' 😆 As if Bhagwan statue se teleport hoke tum mein aagaye ho 👏 😆

Raja : You are anyways Exceptional Rani, Jitne thappad khaane ki shakti tumme mein hai 👏 Simply Commendable 👏😆

JM : Haan woh toh Law of Inheritance 😳 😆 Which doesn't apply on you 😡

Seriously you made me miss Sasur Jee, 'Haule Haule' hi sahi but he would have never let those gawars pour 'Doodh' on me, At least aadha litre toh khud pee jaate 🤔🤣 But tum kya nikle, Nikamme Nalayak, Yahin din dekhne ke liye I gave you doodh peene ka training ? 🤔

Raja: Kya karein ab sangat ka asar hai 😆 Meri 'Medicine Counting' ki Audience banke and Savitri Lectures ka jo aapne apna 'Talent' dikhaya uske saamne toh kuch bhi nahi ye 🤔 🤣

JM : Hawww woh toh maine Drama ke liye kiya tha 😭 I am katti with you 😭 I want mera Cute wala Chweet sa "Rolu Polu" Raju back 🥺😭

Raja : Ab main 'Chweet' kaise banun Rani ? 😕 I have even abandoned Tiger, Haathi etc 🤔 The Animal Kingdom hates me now for the betrayal, Ab kya Lollipop muh mein liye ghoomun ?

JM: Nahi toh at least I want my Tharkey Raju back 😭😭😭

Raja : Rani, Tamancha se uda dunga 😎

JM : What ? Tum bas 'Pyaar ke Makkhi' udao 😳 Don't dare touch me, Meri Maa tere Baap ko Electric Current deti thi, Mai tujhe seedha unke paas pahuncha doongi, Fhir mere Papa se tujhe PK bachaye 😎

So Don't you challenge the Power of NAARI 😈 😆

Waise why these 'Rangeela' people are not showing Promos ?

Raja : Erm what will they show ? Is week dekhiye Madhubala mein,

"Aakhir kitni baar Madhubala jayengi Bathroom? 🤓 Kya Raja bhi uske saath jaa payega? Kya Jobless sisters Madhu ke phone ka balance khatam kar payenge? Kya Gaonwalon ka Accent bechare viewers ke dimaag mein ghus paayega ? 🤪 Kya Montage se 'zero-power light' kabhi hath paayega? 😳

Jaane ke liye dekhte rahiye MEIEJ SHARP 8.30 baje, taaki 2-3 times RR ka Promo bhi dekh paayein 😛

JM : What ? 😲

Raja : Aisa Mai nahi, Colors ke Creative Minds sochte honge 😳 🤣🤣 Coz they can't see the interesting sequences going on in our show, bas yahin sab dikhta hai unko show mein 😆 Atta fhekna, Bathroom jaana isliye promo nahi dikhaying 🤔 🤣

JM : Ermm theek hai, Humein Kya ? Humein toh bas 'Ishq hai Ishq hai Ishq hai' karna hai 😳 🤣

Raja : Haan Taiji and Behnon ki chodo, Lets begin our Besharmi 👍🏼 Poor Viewers taras gaye honge bechare 🥺

*And is tarah STORY KHATAM, RM-2 go to their Room, Uske baad I don't know 😳 😆 Mujhe bas zabardasti unko room mein bhejna tha somehow aur kya* 🤔🤣🤣

PS : Pics Credit - Uploaders

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Nikki the first you seriously made me cry...some of the lines were like 😭 😭 😭 I just cant even explain..Rishbala their love and maaya 😭 I was disturbed reading the first post

Hey dont worry sweet heart mein AS se kehke thumhe dialog writer ki role zaroor dilwaoongi 😉😆

You post was truly awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣 my god i hav water in my eyes after reading tis...seriously the drama in heaven will be mre interesting thn in shw...superb post...👍🏼

Awesome🤣

ye Raja-Rani ko koi room mei lock karo😡

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AK : What the hell ? 😲 Somebody get me my Treadmill 😳 I wanna RUN 😭
Nahi Haaronga 😡 Nahi Haaronga 😭 Mai NAHI HAAROOONGAAA!! 🥺